Torn Items

NameDescriptionTypeBuy PriceSell PriceCirculationShop
Hammer [1]A small, lightweight tool used in the building industry. Can also be used as a weapon.

The Hammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Baseball Bat [2]A long, solid wooden bat. As a weapon, it can land quite a blow on your enemy.

The Baseball Bat is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Crowbar [3]Used for opening crates and large boxes. The sharp hook at one end makes this a great weapon.

The Crowbar is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Knuckle Dusters [4]They won't know what hit them with these strong, hard, brass knuckle dusters. They won't even see it coming!

The Knuckle Dusters is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Pen Knife [5]High quality knife--a great survival tool. Ideal for climbers, adventurers, military personnel, and close combat in dark alleys.

The Pen Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Kitchen Knife [6]Do your attempts to prepare food like your favourite TV chef end up more like hack and saw than slice and dice? If so, a sharp new knife could be your saviour.

The Kitchen Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Dagger [7]A short, sharp metal dagger useful for quick attacks. Straight in, straight out.

The Dagger is a Piercing type of weapon.
Axe [8]Used mainly for chopping tree roots and splitting kindling. Can bash and split many other substances, too.

The Axe is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Scimitar [9]The deeply-curved, high-carbon steel blade of the scimitar can terrify your opponent as you attack with a swashbuckling slash.

The Scimitar is a Slashing type of weapon.
Chainsaw [10]A compact chainsaw lets you cut quickly in tight spots. Its standard diamond chain is more than a match for almost anything you might need to slice up.

The Chainsaw is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Samurai Sword [11]A ninja-grade, full-tang samurai sword, created for us by a master artisan. The sword balances perfectly, takes and holds a razor edge, and can divide an eyelash or a full skull in one swipe.

The Samurai Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Glock 17 [12]The Glock 17 is a lightweight semi-automatic pistol holding up to 20 rounds in a magazine.

The Glock 17 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Raven MP25 [13]The Raven MP25 holds 17 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range.

The Raven MP25 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Ruger 22/45 [14]A fast firing pistol holding 15 rounds per magazine. An accurate and moderately powerful weapon.

The Ruger 22/45 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Beretta M9 [15]The M9 Beretta is the standard Army sidearm. Accurate and fast firing. 17 rounds per magazine.

The Beretta M9 is a Pistol type of weapon.
USP [16]A good short range weapon that holds 15 rounds per magazine. Very accurate and has fast semi-automatic firing.

The USP is a Pistol type of weapon.
Beretta 92FS [17]A direct-feed, double-stacked pistol with a 20-round magazine. This model has improvements to prevent the slide flying off if it cracks.

The Beretta 92FS is a Pistol type of weapon.
Fiveseven [18]A small and light firearm that holds up to 20 rounds per magazine. Widely used by counter-terrorists all around the world.

The Fiveseven is a Pistol type of weapon.
Magnum [19]A very slow but powerful weapon. It holds only 6 rounds in each magazine but delivers a mighty blow to the enemy.

The Magnum is a Pistol type of weapon.
Desert Eagle [20]Fast-firing and very powerful. If you hit your opponent, he goes down and stays down. The magazine only holds eight rounds but the strength of each impact makes up for that.

The Desert Eagle is a Pistol type of weapon.
Dual 92G Berettas [21]One of the greatest pistols in the world. And when you are packing a pair, the results are incredible: 46 powerful shots to take your opponent down. The Dual 92G Berettas are very hard to get hold of, so cost a premium. But the extra impact is worth the extra price.

The Dual 92G Berettas is a Pistol type of weapon.
Sawed-Off Shotgun [22]Loads and fires two cartridges at a time. If you hit your opponent, you will open up a huge hole.

The Sawed-Off Shotgun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Benelli M1 Tactical [23]Simple and sturdy. Takes seven cartridges and delivers each round with power.

The Benelli M1 Tactical is a Shotgun type of weapon.
MP5 Navy [24]Lightweight and air-cooled, one of the most widely used submachine guns in the world. 30 rounds per magazine.

The MP5 Navy is a SMG type of weapon.
P90 [25]Effective close-range semi-automatic weapon. 50-round magazine. Not particularly accurate, but its fast firing and magnum rounds cause heavy damage on anything it hits.

The P90 is a SMG type of weapon.
AK-47 [26]Powerful, accurate and virtually unbreakable. This 30-round magazine fed rifle is a favourite among discerning hit men.

The AK-47 is a Rifle type of weapon.
M4A1 Colt Carbine [27]The Colt is a powerful and accurate rifle. It's one of the best weapons around, a good choice!

The M4A1 Colt Carbine is a Rifle type of weapon.
Benelli M4 Super [28]The Auto Shotgun is the best close-range weapon around. Although you may have to reload often as it only holds 7 rounds, the amount of rounds you can pump into your enemy in just a few seconds is amazing.

The Benelli M4 Super is a Shotgun type of weapon.
M16 A2 Rifle [29]Much like the Colt, but more powerful and accurate. 30 rounds per magazine, with a fast-fire option.

The M16 A2 Rifle is a Rifle type of weapon.
Steyr AUG [30]The Steyr AUG holds 30 rounds. It can be very accurate, although its standard scope is a little weak. A great weapon for the price.

The Steyr AUG is a Rifle type of weapon.
M249 PARA LMG [31]Huge, heavy weapon with a 100-round magazine. A long burst can tear your opponent to shreds in seconds.

The M249 PARA LMG is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Leather Vest [32]Simple and lightweight. If you're lucky, it will protect you from a few shots.Defensive$2,500$1,70097,375Shop
Police Vest [33]Strong and durable body armor that will absorb a lot of damage to your torso.Defensive$10,000$7,50098,389Shop
Bulletproof Vest [34]Body armor that can absorb a certain amount of heavy-weapons fire, although it will not turn you into Iron Man.Defensive$50,000$33,00045,064Shop
Box of Chocolate Bars [35]A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Big Box of Chocolate Bars [36]A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 35 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Bag of Bon Bons [37]A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Box of Bon Bons [38]A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Box of Extra Strong Mints [39]Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Pack of Music CDs [40]Some of the hottest bands around, all in one pack of CDs.Electronic$0$201,960,038Shop
DVD Player [41]Sony DVD player with MP3 reading ability.Electronic$0$25197,034Shop
MP3 Player [42]Brand new MP3 player made by Sony. Comes with a 512 MEG card.Electronic$0$251,257,478Shop
CD Player [43]This stylish home stereo system was top of the range back in 1994, with its CD player capable of reading even the most scratched up compact discs in your collection.Electronic$0$20476,831Shop
Pack of Blank CDs : 100 [44]Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.Other$35$201,026,339Shop
Hard Drive [45]A large hard drive to extend your computer's storage capacity.Electronic$0$65570,570Shop
Tank Top [46]A stylish low cut tank top.Clothing$0$321,020,663Shop
Trainers [47]A nice pair of trainers.Clothing$0$35862,999Shop
Jacket [48]A very stylish summer jacket.Clothing$0$4095,880,706Shop
Full Body Armor [49]Full body armor made of high-grade bulletproof material. Will absorb up to half of the damage from hits you take to your body.Defensive$75,000$60,000219,796Shop
Outer Tactical Vest [50]Despite the Combat Vest offering improved protection, its predecessor the Outer Tactical Vest is far from obsolete. The increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability provided makes it a more than worthwhile addition to your combat wardrobe.Defensive$1,000,000$750,00042,433Shop
Plain Silver Ring [51]A simple silver ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Sapphire Ring [52]A sapphire ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Gold Ring [53]A solid gold ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Diamond Ring [54]An expensive diamond ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Pearl Necklace [55]Matched cultured pearls in an understated but elegant setting.Jewelry$0$35235,346Shop
Silver Necklace [56]A silver necklace featuring a pattern of semi-precious stones.Jewelry$0$95347,307Shop
Gold Necklace [57]A mesmerizing spiral of 14-karat gold.Jewelry$0$185822,188Shop
Plastic Watch [58]This watch is absolutely accurate at least twice a day.Jewelry$0$20569,447Shop
Stainless Steel Watch [59]Continues working when dropped, stepped on, or hit with a rubber mallet.Jewelry$0$70363,287Shop
Gold Watch [60]Elegance and luxury at sixty seconds per minute.Jewelry$0$2255,596,373Shop
Personal Computer [61]A high-tech personal computer. Can be used to program viruses.

Effect: Can be used to program viruses.
Microwave [62]A brand new microwave.Electronic$0$150271,259Shop
Minigun [63]This gun has a 200-round magazine. When you are done with a burst, your enemy will be in fragments.

The Minigun is a Machine Gun type of weapon.
Pack of Cuban Cigars [64]A pack of great quality, very expensive Cuban cigars.Other$400$2951,829,185Shop
Big TV Screen [65]A king size Sony TV screen.Electronic$0$250480,121Shop
Morphine [66]A shot of morphine to kill your pain, and shorten your hospital stay.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 15% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
First Aid Kit [67]Use this first aid kit to bind your wounds and shorten your hospital stay.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 50 minutes and restores 7.5% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Small First Aid Kit [68]This kit will stop you bleeding on your clothes and will shorten your hospital stay by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 20 minutes and restores 3.25% life. Increases medical cooldown by 15 mins.
Simple Virus [69]A very simple virus that was written by an amateur.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Polymorphic Virus [70]Polymorphic viruses are semi-sentient: they adapt themselves with each infection. With a virus-writing toolkit you can even design new viruses.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Tunneling Virus [71]This virus will attempt to tunnel under anti-virus monitoring programs in order to bypass their monitoring functions.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Armored Virus [72]This virus attempts to make disassembly difficult. Great for systems with weak virus protection.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Stealth Virus [73]In order to avoid detection, a virus will often take over virus protection system functions likely to spot it and use them to hide itself. An extremely hard virus to write.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Santa Hat '04 [74]A well crafted Santa hat made especially for the 2004 Christmas!Collectible$0$021Shop
Christmas Cracker '04 [75]An expensive Christmas cracker made especially for the 2004 Christmas!Collectible$0$029Shop
Snow Cannon [76]A very rare special weapon, made and crafted by Santa himself!

The Snow Cannon is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Toyota MR2 [77]This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power.Car$0$29,0001,313,846Shop
Honda NSX [78]This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A.Car$0$32,0001,415,627Shop
Audi TT Quattro [79]This sleek sports car is not only a hit with the ladies but can accelerate quicker than any in its class. It boasts a streamlined shape paired with a very clever Quattro system. European road laws ruin this car with a top speed limit of 155mph.Car$85,000$55,00053,615Shop
BMW M5 [80]This rocket ship can reach a monumental top end speed once de-restricted. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type. Sadly, its immense power struggles to be transferred onto the road during the first couple of gears, slowing its acceleration.Car$0$43,00054,086Shop
BMW Z8 [81]This rear wheel drive "Beamer" does struggle for grip off the line but due to its poise and balance it is stable under braking making it very quick in the corners.Car$0$80,000171,354Shop
Chevrolet Corvette Z06 [82]This car can power its way to a sky high top speed with its glorious 7 litre V8. Again, like most American cars it sadly does not handle particularly well.Car$75,000$50,00054,137Shop
Dodge Charger [83]This Dodge can reach breakneck speeds in a straight line, although satisfactory cornering is an expensive optional extra, as this beast turns into a good old American rodeo round the corners.Car$0$69,000169,731Shop
Pontiac Firebird [84]This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering.Car$0$59,00062,441Shop
Ford GT40 [85]This Le Mans derived Ford handles like a racing car should but is slightly let down by its acceleration, especially when considering it is incredibly light for its class.Car$230,000$120,000178,132Shop
Hummer H3 [86]This giant has stopping power twice the force of its rivals; its handling however is poor on tarmac due to soft off road suspension and high centre of gravity.Car$0$21,00089,585Shop
Audi S4 [87]This 2.7 litre twin turbo Ferrari killer is extremely planted under braking into corners allowing a great exit speed once its turbos kick in, it does however bog down off the line due to the four wheel drive system when compared to others in its class.Car$0$13,00099,060Shop
Honda Integra R [88]This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling.Car$0$15,00091,592Shop
Honda Accord [89]This car has a wide wheelbase, allowing for superb handling with stiff suspension springs preventing body roll. The car's weight, however, reduces its speed off the line.Car$0$23,0001,260,329Shop
Honda Civic [90]This import has a staggering top speed, but with non independent suspension it suffers from poor handling.Car$0$9,000149,145Shop
Volkswagen Beetle [91]One of the few good things to come out of WWII, this "people's car" handles like it's on rails. It has a limited top speed of 155 mph due to German restrictions.Car$0$7,600154,142Shop
Chevrolet Cavalier [92]The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner.Car$0$5,600163,302Shop
Ford Mustang [93]This American treasure has its place in most males' dream garage. The car boasts a stunning top speed, and once it's off the line it's unstoppable...literally unstoppable, as the brakes are sponges, no wonder Shelby had to make severe modifications for track racing!Car$38,000$17,00097,923Shop
Reliant Robin [94]This three wheeled beauty can turn on a two pence piece with stunning handling. It comes under scrutiny however, under heavy braking where they have been known to topple over.Car$0$7,000236,345Shop
Holden SS [95]This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line).Car$0$25,0001,288,535Shop
Coat Hanger [96]A metal coat hanger, often used for picking the locks of cars.

Effect: Required for stealing locked cars
Bunch of Flowers [97]A bunch of flowers, a perfect gift!Flower$5$320,257,340Shop
Neutrilux 2000 [98]Very rare: a Leprechaun's most powerful weapon, created out of green nuclear energy. Or at least, that's how the legend goes.

The Neutrilux 2000 is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Springfield 1911-A1 [99]Steel and light weight aluminium frames, stainless, blued and parkerized finishes, V-12 barrel porting... What more could you want?

The Springfield 1911-A1 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Egg Propelled Launcher [100]Very rare: the Easter Bunny's most powerful weapon, created out of jelly bean and chocolate egg technology.

The Egg Propelled Launcher is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Bunny Suit [101]Very rare, and created out of the strongest fur yet discovered, this serves as the Easter Bunny's most stylish and most protective armor.Clothing$0$07Shop
Chocolate Egg '05 [102]Every person's favourite treat, made for the 2005 Easter celebration!Collectible$0$067Shop
Firewalk Virus [103]This type of virus is unknown.Virus$0$100104,825Shop
Playstation [104]A games console used for playing games.

Effect: Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.
Xbox [105]A games console used for playing games.

Effect: Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.
Parachute [106]A collapsible device used to retard the descent of a falling body.

Effect: Permanently increases Dexterity by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Trench Coat [107]A thick trench coat that covers most of the body.Clothing$500,000$325,00047,900Shop
9mm Uzi [108]This Uzi is a compact, boxy, light-weight sub machine gun used throughout the world as a police and special forces firearm.

The 9mm Uzi is a SMG type of weapon.
RPG Launcher [109]The anti-tank RPG launcher is one of the most common and most effective infantry weapons in contemporary conflicts.

The RPG Launcher is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Leather Bullwhip [110]A whip made of rawhide. In the right hands, it can be a stealthy and deadly weapon. In the wrong may lose an eye!

The Leather Bullwhip is a Slashing type of weapon.
Ninja Claws [111]Traditional ninja weapon for close combat, with four needle-sharp spikes.

The Ninja Claws is a Piercing type of weapon.
Test Trophy [112]Test!Collectible$0$02Shop
Pet Rock [113]One of the rarest items in Torn, first discovered by Matt. Warning: this pet is extremely dangerous! Only the very brave or the very stupid should take it on. Matt takes no responsibility for the loss of life or fingertips caused by this pet.Collectible$0$020Shop
Non-Anon Doll [114]The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone...Collectible$0$06Shop
Poker Doll [115]Feisty red haired doll made in the image of Peachy complete with bellybutton poking action!Collectible$0$020Shop
Yoda Figurine [116]Have a doll like Yoda You must.Collectible$0$015Shop
Trojan Horse [117]This sweet gift from Tebbs seems innocently useful. Inside, it is highly infectious!Collectible$0$022Shop
Evil Doll [118]Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC and random deletions.Collectible$0$031Shop
Rubber Ducky of Doom [119]Most powerful weapon in the game can only be used by those with the knowledge to unleash its fearsome Duck Powers. Most often used after being asked the same n00b question for the 5th time in a row. Has also been seen dive bombing random people in IRC.Collectible$0$020Shop
Teppic Bear [120]Only known of by a very select few, this Teddy Bear stands as proof that even the toughest of players, such as Teppic, do indeed have a softer side.Collectible$0$020Shop
RockerHead Doll [121]It has no uses and does nothing just like the staff member it resembles.Collectible$0$010Shop
Mouser Doll [122]Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs, and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.Collectible$0$018Shop
Elite Action Man [123]Mimics the actions of the real man. Has been known to abuse Caps Lock Abusers.Collectible$0$020Shop
Toy Reactor [124]Miniature model of a Nuclear Reactor similar to the one that Sec. Les_Claypool will be working on when he leaves for the Navy.Collectible$0$017Shop
Royal Doll [125]This doll will give its user the feeling of being royalty just like KingAce while in possession. Player will receive special treatment from friends and rivals while carrying this special item!Collectible$0$019Shop
Blue Dragon [126] A blue dragon spawned from the evil TC admin named blue comes packed with evil intentions and wild powers.. Some say rubbing the dragons head makes one 100 times stronger than any normal man!Collectible$0$022Shop
China Tea Set [127]Be just like Chedburn, sit in the garden and sip tea with this China Tea Set.Collectible$0$010Shop
Mufasa Toy [128]Replica of a plush toy owned by Randi it looks just like the majestic lion Mufasa... before he was trampled of course.Collectible$0$021Shop
Dozen Roses [129]A dozen roses. This bouquet is available in assorted colors, from red for that special someone to black to send to your enemy after you hospitalize him or her.Flower$300$2501,215,988Shop
Skanky Doll [130]Just like the one owned by Infrit this doll comes with black hair blood red lipstick mini skirt and boob tube.Collectible$0$019Shop
Lego Hurin [131]This life like model is comprised completely of legos. Comes with upgrades such as the multi hunting goggles and evilarium connects to the brain Read instructions for more details. Not intended for use by children age 6 and under.Collectible$0$018Shop
Mystical Sphere [132]A rare object created by Phyrax when he was a helper... Only possessed by a select few in all of Torn City. Every now and then lights and mist shoot out of the sphere and at this time the holder may obtain all knowledge and wisdom.Collectible$0$019Shop
10 Ton Pacifier [133]Used for that special baby out there.. the one you would like to crush because you just cant get them to stop crying. Drive this pacifier in their mouth and you will get dead silence. Created by Rock for all the babies out there.Collectible$0$020Shop
Horse [134]First seen by those who crossed the Godfather, this strange object greatly increases your desire to annoy people in the chat rooms, while simultaneously draining away all your religious beliefs.Collectible$0$018Shop
Uriel's Speakers [135]These tripped out speakers will blow you away with thundering bass and a beat that won't quit. Putting out 5000W with a crushing 600 decibels.Collectible$0$020Shop
Strife Clown [136]This Ominous Clown is full of discord. This rare item channels all the pain and torture this world has to offer.Collectible$0$017Shop
Locked Teddy [137]This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City, but has yet to have any of his locks picked.Collectible$0$021Shop
Riddle's Bat [138]This baseball bat belongs to Riddle. All know it and most fear it. It causes panic in the IRC realm. Random kicks occur when he is in a bad mood or when mass slapping occurs. Don't mess with the bat!Collectible$0$020Shop
Soup Nazi Doll [139]Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!! Believed to have been released by Lestat.Collectible$0$020Shop
Pouncer Doll [140]Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly, or hit you with a pillow or ducks, just like her creator SexySassy.Collectible$0$020Shop
Spammer Doll [141]A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar.Collectible$0$020Shop
Cookie Jar [142]Cookie Jar - Just like the one Is0lati0n has at home, this jar is stocked full of chocolate cookies for late nights working in the IRC channel.Collectible$0$035Shop
Vanity Mirror [143]Complete with 24 carat gold rim and handle with YT's initials engraved on it.Collectible$0$021Shop
Banana Phone [144]Bright yellow, shaped like a banana, and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.Collectible$0$020Shop
Xbox 360 [145]A games console used for playing games.

Effect: Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.
Yasukuni Sword [146]A rare Japanese blade of exceptional quality and craftsmanship.

The Yasukuni Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Rusty Sword [147]An old rusty sword.

The Rusty Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Dance Toy [148]Although its name refers to Syrup it's nothing near slow. Just press the button on the back and watch this crazy toy dance himself to death!Collectible$0$020Shop
Lucky Dime [149]Found deep within a lost cavern in Torn City was a rare bag of dimes that were stolen during the first bank robbery in Torn City. They were thought to have been lost forever, but a few have survived and are said to bring luck to those who play roulette in the Casino.Collectible$0$031Shop
Crystal Carousel [150]Created by w1ld_h0rs3s this replica Carousel shows her favourite horses running wild and free.Collectible$0$020Shop
Pixie Sticks [151]Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Ice Sculpture [152]Some believe that the reclusive artist who carved these sculptures meant them to depict friendliness and good will. However, some who gaze on these rare pieces feel an icy coldness and a sinking detachment from the world. Only the artist knows his true intent.Collectible$0$020Shop
Case of Whiskey [153]Recovered during a raid at his Mansion these are the last cases of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance.Collectible$0$020Shop
Laptop [154]A high-tech wireless laptop. You can use it on your long travels to check your mail and see how things are going at home.

Effect: Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.
Purple Frog Doll [155]A very rare species of frog that lives in Torn City. Sometimes seen on IRC hopping into people's pockets. Usually friendly, but can become extremely violent if provoked.Collectible$0$020Shop
Skeleton Key [156]Hooorang's skeleton key lets you bypass any locked doors and open lockers and safes. Nothing can stop its holder. Holding this item makes you feel invincible.Collectible$0$023Shop
Patriot Whip [157]UTBracket's own design, comes in either Union Jack or St. George style. Don't mess with the owner of this collectible or expect to have your day ruined by some painful marks on your butt and the ability to sit down removed!!Collectible$0$015Shop
Statue Of Aeolus [158]Aeolus Keeper of The Wind possess the power to control the strength and direction of the wind. A Greek Mystical Artifact with powers believed to be related to the wind.Collectible$0$020Shop
Bolt Cutters [159]A pair of quality bolt cutters. Made of tempered steel with cushion-grip handles and durable, heat-treated jaws.Other$25$151,072,092Shop
Photographs [160]Four photographs of a man handing over a briefcase.Other$0$08,490Shop
Black Unicorn [161]A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes.Collectible$0$020Shop
WarPaint Kit [162]The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit, containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied, the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.Collectible$0$020Shop
Official Ninja Kit [163]The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices.Collectible$0$020Shop
Leukaemia TeddyBear [164]Soft and fluffy, it likes to be cuddled and can comfort you on those lonely nights. But beware: mistreatment of your Leukaemia Teddy Bear will result in a mighty slap from its paws of steel.Collectible$0$020Shop
Chocobo Flute [165] Long thought to be lost forever this small item was found in the far reaches of Torn City by CloudFFVII. Many believe peace of mind and swiftness in battle are brought to the holder of this charm.Collectible$0$020Shop
Annoying Man [166]This little annoying man can be seen on IRC and on MSN annoying people and getting into trouble just like Manjot.Collectible$0$020Shop
Article on Crime [167]An article written by the reporter George on specific criminals.Other$0$02,521Shop
Unknown [168]This item does not exist.Unused$0$07Shop
Barbie Doll [169]Equipped with Kung Fu Grip, and hot pink nail polish, this doll resembles the Admin Clansdancer.Collectible$0$031Shop
Wand of Destruction [170]A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.

The Wand of Destruction is a Piercing type of weapon.
Jack-O-Lantern '05 [171]Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City.Collectible$0$0368Shop
Gas Can [172]An ordinary looking gas can such as what one would find at an ordinary gas station.

Effect: Required for Arson crime
Butterfly Knife [173]A small knife, deadly in the right hands. The handles fold up to conceal the blade of this dangerous weapon.

The Butterfly Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
XM8 Rifle [174]Lightweight assault rifle, deadly when fired up close. Can break through the toughest armor.

The XM8 Rifle is a Rifle type of weapon.
Taser [175]An electroshock gun, non lethal, but will land your opponent in the hospital for a while just as quickly as a more aggressive weapon will.

The Taser is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Chain Mail [176]Lightweight metal armor, best when used against melee weapons. Almost useless against firearms.Defensive$4,000$3,10043,283Shop
Cobra Derringer [177]A small, lightweight pistol. For some people two bullets are all you need.

The Cobra Derringer is a Pistol type of weapon.
Flak Jacket [178]Marine issued armor. Sturdy and effective against most small caliber rounds.Defensive$7,500$4,75041,228Shop
Birthday Cake '05 [179]A slice of cake left over from Torn's first birthday.Collectible$0$0881Shop
Bottle of Beer [180]Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Bottle of Champagne [181]Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Soap on a Rope [182]Necessity for the often-jailed felon.Other$50$103,033,405Shop
Single Red Rose [183]For when words alone just aren't enough to say how you feel.Flower$175$10014,171,916Shop
Bunch of Black Roses [184]Not sure your opponent got the meaning of that 4 hour hospital stay? Make SURE you get your point across with this bouquet of black roses.Flower$500$3001,640,547Shop
Bunch of Balloons '05 [185]Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over, no one will ever figure out.Collectible$0$0832Shop
Sheep Plushie [186]Baaaaaa.Plushie$25$1528,001,444Shop
Teddy Bear Plushie [187]Soft plush teddy bear for your special someone to cuddle up with when you're not around.Plushie$30$1028,282,680Shop
Cracked Crystal Ball [188]A small glass globe with several deep cracks running through it. How can this be of any use?Collectible$0$50Shop
S&W Revolver [189]Smith and Wesson revolver, commonly used in the game of Russian Roulette.

The S&W Revolver is a Pistol type of weapon.
C4 Explosive [190]A C4 high-explosive device.Other$0$0101,036Shop
Memory Locket [191]It has a picture of a happy family inside it.Other$0$088,857Shop
Rainbow Stud Earring [192]This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love.Collectible$0$05Shop
Hamster Toy [193]Small plush hamster in a plastic ball. Replica of the one that powers parts of the TC Database and cause for most of the lag when he takes a weekend off. Known to annoy kittens and ducks alike he seems to like only one rather isolated admin.Collectible$0$010Shop
Snowflake '05 [194]A small crystal snowflake made especially for the 2005 Xmas season.Collectible$0$0117Shop
Christmas Tree '05 [195]A fully decorated Christmas tree, perfect for decorating your home for the 2005 Christmas season.Collectible$0$0120Shop
Cannabis [196]Said to improve one's concentration and nerve.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2-3. Includes side effects.
Ecstasy [197]Improves one's happiness.

Effect: Doubles happiness.
Ketamine [198]Raises one's defense temporarily, resulting in lower strength and speed.

Effect: Temporarily increases Defense by 50%. Includes side effects.
LSD [199]Increases one's energy, nerve and happiness.

Effect: Increases energy by 50, nerve by 5, and happiness by 200-500. Includes side effects.
Opium [200]Said to relieve a large amount of pain.

Effect: Removes all hospital time and replenishes life by 66.6%. Increases happiness by 50-100.
PCP [201]Momentarily improves one's strength and dexterity.

Effect: Temporarily increases Strength and Dexterity by 20%. Increases happiness by 250.
Mr Torn Crown '07 [202]Awarded to GZUS [18690] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2007!Collectible$0$01Shop
Shrooms [203]Said to increase one's happiness at the cost of some energy.

Effect: Increases happiness by 500 and reduces energy by 25. Includes side effects.
Speed [204]Increases speed for a short period, but lowers dexterity at the same time.

Effect: Temporarily increases Speed by 20%. Increases happiness by 50. Includes side effects.
Vicodin [205]Temporarily passively increases all statistics while attacking or defending by 25%.

Effect: Temporarily increases all battle stats by 25%. Increases happiness by 75.
Xanax [206]Increases one's energy.

Effect: Increases energy by 250 and happiness by 75. Includes side effects.
Ms Torn Crown '07 [207]Awarded to Vixen_ [140202] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2007!Collectible$0$01Shop
Unknown [208]This item does not exist.Unused$0$00Shop
Box of Sweet Hearts [209]Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Bag of Chocolate Kisses [210]Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Crazy Cow [211]This is the most Famous Cow of Torn City protector of innocent pets, punisher of the scammer but watch out! Get to close to him and BOOM You have Mad Cow Disease.Collectible$0$020Shop
Legend's Urn [212]This item is a urn holding all of the ashes of fallen legends killed by the Legend Killer himself.Collectible$0$020Shop
Dreamcatcher [213]DL's dream catcher. Hung above a bed or in a window, catches bad dreams while good dreams slip on by.Collectible$0$020Shop
Brutus Keychain [214]This key chain stands as proof the bearer has survived a brush with the mammoth known as Brutus.Collectible$0$028Shop
Kitten Plushie [215]A small plush kitten. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr!Plushie$50$2526,729,357Shop
Single White Rose [216]Found only near Valentine's Day in Torn City, this rose would be the perfect gift for your loved one on that special day.Collectible$0$0351Shop
Claymore Sword [217]The claymore is the mother of all broadswords. It's a huge, two-handed thing, approx 4ft long. Do you have the strength to wield this monster?

The Claymore Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Crossbow [218]A crossbow has more impact damage than a normal bow and is capable of easily piercing metal.

The Crossbow is a Piercing type of weapon.
Enfield SA-80 [219]Gas-powered Enfield SA80 rifles have been the weapon of choice for the British Armed Forces since the 1980's. This edition comes with iron sights as standard, but various telescopic sights can be added to increase its aiming accuracy.

The Enfield SA-80 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Grenade [220]A small hand-held bomb. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy.

The Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Stick Grenade [221]Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less.

The Stick Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Flash Grenade [222]Often used to blind opponents, can give an edge in battle that is very hard to overcome.

Effect: Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Flash Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Jackhammer [223]A gas operated, fully automatic only shotgun. Able to fire 240 rounds per minute, this is not your average shotgun.

The Jackhammer is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Swiss Army Knife [224]Elegant and light weight pocket knife, with several useful tools integrated.

The Swiss Army Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Mag 7 [225]Shotgun intended specially for close combat and operations in confined spaces, like the room-to-room searches.

The Mag 7 is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Smoke Grenade [226]Typically used to send signals or create a smokescreen, this grenade can be used to temporarily blind your opponent, to allow you the upper hand in attacking.

Effect: Opponent becomes Smoked, decreasing Speed to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.

The Smoke Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Spear [227]A spear is an ancient weapon used for hunting and war, consisting of a shaft, usually of wood, with a sharpened head.

The Spear is a Piercing type of weapon.
Vektor CR-21 [228]Its futuristic looks are the result of the fact that the entire stock is made of a high-impact polymer. The only metal to be seen on the outside is part of the barrel and the flash-suppressor.

The Vektor CR-21 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Claymore Mine [229]The mine contains 700 steel spheres (10.5 grains) and 1-1/2 pound layer of composition C-4 explosive and is initiated by an electric blasting cap.

The Claymore Mine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Flare Gun [230]Can work as a weapon in a pinch, but only as a last resort. Works best as a device to create light in some of the darker missions.

The Flare Gun is a Pistol type of weapon.
Heckler & Koch SL8 [231]H&K SL8 is a lightweight semi automatic gas powered rifle. With a unique stock design this dependable weapon is widely sought after.

The Heckler & Koch SL8 is a Rifle type of weapon.
SIG 550 [232]The SIG 550 is a custom assault rifle. With a 20 round magazine this weapon can switch between semi automatic and full automatic firing with a flip of a switch.

The SIG 550 is a Rifle type of weapon.
BT MP9 [233]Offers a lower and more controllable rate of fire compared to other handguns, is also small enough to be effectively fired with one hand.

The BT MP9 is a SMG type of weapon.
Chain Whip [234]Oriental version of the flail. Consists of 4 to 6 iron bars linked end to end by short lengths of chain.

The Chain Whip is a Slashing type of weapon.
Wooden Nunchakus [235]Consists of two wooden bars linked by a short length of chain.

The Wooden Nunchakus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Kama [236]A simple but very sharp and potentially deadly weapon like a small sickle, a favourite of ninjas.

The Kama is a Slashing type of weapon.
Kodachi Swords [237]These 2-foot short swords offer both beginners and masters speed and agility on both defense and offense.

The Kodachi Swords is a Slashing type of weapon.
Sai [238]The sai's distinctive shape makes it a versatile weapon. With skill, it can be used effectively against a long sword by trapping the sword's blade between the sai's blade and the tsuba and breaking it with a twist of the hand.

The Sai is a Piercing type of weapon.
Ninja Stars [239]A lethal throwing weapon that can pierce an opponent's body before they realize an attack is under way. Conceal them, and then throw them underhand at an enemy when they least expect it.

The Ninja Stars is a Temporary type of weapon.
Anti Tank [240]The BILL 2 missile system has a SACLOS (semi-automatic command to line-of-sight) guidance system and the missile is wire-guided.

The Anti Tank is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s [241]This top of the line assault weapon weighs less than three and a half pounds. A very effective weapon, regardless of the user's stats.

The Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s is a SMG type of weapon.
HEG [242]A fragmentation grenade used to shock and stun the enemy and cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 metres from the point of burst.

The HEG is a Temporary type of weapon.
Taurus [243]This firearm has been engineered for reliability, accuracy and durability. One of the best low priced weapons you can buy.

The Taurus is a Pistol type of weapon.
Blowgun [244]Most often used with poison darts, can be quite effective if you don't wish your target to know they are under attack until it's far too late.

The Blowgun is a Piercing type of weapon.
Bo Staff [245]A long stick carried in the hand. Can't take too much chopping, but its smooth reversal ability makes it a fluid and versatile weapon when used with skill.

The Bo Staff is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Fireworks [246]A fascinating mix of charcoal, sulphur and saltpetre compressed into a bamboo tube. Traditionally fireworks are the sign of getting rid of the old and welcoming the new. When this is ignited and thrown at an opponent they will get a nasty surprise!

The Fireworks is a Temporary type of weapon.
Katana [247]Curved, single-edged sword, or dao, traditionally used by the Japanese samurai. In well trained hands, a deadly weapon.

The Katana is a Slashing type of weapon.
Qsz-92 [248]Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds of ammunition in either calibre. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights.

The Qsz-92 is a Pistol type of weapon.
SKS Carbine [249]This gun, with the proper cartridges, will serve for deer hunting, pest and predator control, and emergency self defense.

The SKS Carbine is a Rifle type of weapon.
Twin Tiger Hooks [250]This versatile and lethal weapon combines the abilities of a sword, cane and dagger. Perfect for trapping, blocking and slashing.

The Twin Tiger Hooks is a Piercing type of weapon.
Wushu Double Axes [251]This is a pair of lethal axes first forged by the legendary Wushu Warrior Li Kwei. Designed to launch a flurry attack at the enemy, hacking and slashing them to pieces.

The Wushu Double Axes is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Ithaca 37 [252]One of the oldest pump action shotguns still in production, this is a favourite of several generations.

The Ithaca 37 is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Lorcin 380 [253]This is the handgun most frequently submitted by law enforcement agencies for tracing in connection to violent crimes. Very low quality, so very much a "use and discard" weapon for short-range attacks.

The Lorcin 380 is a Pistol type of weapon.
S&W M29 [254]A six shot double action revolver chambered for the .44 Magnum cartridge. It will also chamber and fire .44 Special cartridges.

The S&W M29 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Flamethrower [255]Built like a backpack, with dual tanks to hold the highly flammable gas. Be careful though, a well placed bullet could be the end of this powerful weapon.. and the person carrying it.

The Flamethrower is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Tear Gas [256]Typically used for riot control, this non-lethal gas will temporarily blind your opponent, possibly giving you a bit of an advantage in battle.

Effect: Opponent becomes Gassed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.

The Tear Gas is a Temporary type of weapon.
Throwing Knife [257]To make the best use of this weapon, skill and practice are needed, but in the right hands, this could be used for a devastating attack.

The Throwing Knife is a Temporary type of weapon.
Jaguar Plushie [258]Modelled after the third largest cat in the world, this small spotted plushie could be easily confused for a leopard.Plushie$10,000$8,0002,028,549Shop
Mayan Statue [259]Small, dark jade statue of the Mayan God Quetzacoatl. Quetzalcoatl is the god of human sustenance, penitence, self-sacrifice, re-birth and butterflies.Other$500$350392,966Shop
Dahlia [260]Spectacular pink bloom with pointed petals, this is the national flower of Mexico.Flower$300$2506,395,059Shop
Wolverine Plushie [261]The wolverine has been described as the fiercest creature on earth, but this small plush version will only growl if you pull its tail.Plushie$30$252,949,928Shop
Hockey Stick [262]Replica of the sticks used in the 1920 Olympics, the first year Hockey was recognized as an official Olympic sport. The Winnipeg Falcons had the honour of taking the Gold medal home to Canada.Other$400$3001,009,186Shop
Crocus [263]This bright blue flower is often considered the national flower of Canada.Flower$600$4002,849,268Shop
Orchid [264]Delicate pink flower, the orchid may not be a native of Hawaii, but it has made the transition to this tropical climate with ease.Flower$700$5002,501,857Shop
Pele Charm [265]Small golden charm of the goddess Pele, bought on your recent trip to the Big Island.Other$2,000$1,800485,567Shop
Nessie Plushie [266]Hidden in the depths of the Loch. Seeing this mythical creature will leave a lasting impression.Plushie$200$1502,526,921Shop
Heather [267]Believed to bring good luck to who possess it. These spiky purple and white flowers cover the hillsides of Scotland.Flower$5,000$4,0002,125,040Shop
Red Fox Plushie [268]Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt.Plushie$1,000$7502,549,261Shop
Monkey Plushie [269]Small plush monkey, made in the image of the simians, often seen around the forests of Argentina.Plushie$400$3002,308,639Shop
Soccer Ball [270]Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay.Other$50$30431,634Shop
Ceibo Flower [271]This unusual red flower is the national flower of Argentina.Flower$500$3502,035,613Shop
Edelweiss [272]Small white blooms are the hallmark of this Swiss national flower.Flower$900$7004,718,747Shop
Chamois Plushie [273]Small plushie of a Mountain Goat.Plushie$400$3003,503,310Shop
Panda Plushie [274]One of the most recognizable endangered species, Xiong Mao, as they are called in Chinese, instantly bring to mind bamboo forests and quiet contemplation.Plushie$400$3002,491,080Shop
Jade Buddha [275]In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. - BuddhaOther$12,000$10,00068,744Shop
Peony [276]While China has no official national flower, the peony, with its ruffled, pale pink blooms, is widely recognized as the national favourite.Flower$5,000$4,0002,103,591Shop
Cherry Blossom [277]This beautiful pink blossom is often considered the official flower of Japan.Flower$500$3002,088,434Shop
Kabuki Mask [278]Used in traditional Japanese theatre productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo.Clothing$10,000$7,00066,176Shop
Maneki Neko [279]Meant to bring good fortune and prosperity to its owner, this little cat is more than just a good luck charm.Other$50,000$35,00068,143Shop
Elephant Statue [280]This ancient ivory statue is made from the tusks of the very animal it represents,and harvesting the tusks for such artworks is ironically bringing the elephant to the brink of extinction.Other$500$300327,603Shop
Lion Plushie [281]This small plushie is modelled after the African lion. Squeeze his tummy to hear him roar.Plushie$400$3003,013,435Shop
African Violet [282]While not the national flower for Africa, this beautiful purple plant will remind you of your recent trip to the Southern African plains.Flower$2,000$1,5002,988,893Shop
Donator Pack [283]A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 50 points!

Effect: Provides 31 days of donator status and 50 points upon opening.
Bronze Paint Brush [284]This item was given for third place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff.Collectible$0$012Shop
Silver Paint Brush [285]This item was given for second place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff.Collectible$0$013Shop
Gold Paint Brush [286]This item was given for first place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff.Collectible$0$012Shop
Pand0ra's Box [287]After being hidden for years this ancient relic has resurfaced. Mysterious wonders or tragic events await the owner. Open the box if you dare--but following your curiosity may take you down unexpected paths.Collectible$0$020Shop
Mr Brownstone Doll [288]This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.Collectible$0$020Shop
Dual Axes [289]Only a well trained individual would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Axes is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Dual Hammers [290]Only a well trained individual, ideally with some experience in carpentry, would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Hammers is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Dual Scimitars [291]Only a well trained individual would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons, and even then only after several puffs on a hookah.

The Dual Scimitars is a Slashing type of weapon.
Dual Samurai Swords [292]Only a well trained individual, wearing a classy kimono, would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Samurai Swords is a Slashing type of weapon.
Japanese/English Dictionary [293]This Dictionary can aid you in translating words and symbols from Japanese to English or vice-versa.Other$0$014,137Shop
Bottle of Saké [294]This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Oriental Log [295]This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'.Other$0$025,052Shop
Oriental Log Translation [296]On a piece of paper is written: He who chooses to undertake the mastery of dual weaponry need only speak my name.Other$0$08,599Shop
YouYou Yo Yo [297]You can walk the dog, rock the cradle but be careful, this YouYou YoYo could turn you into meme!Collectible$0$025Shop
Monkey Cuffs [298]These shiny steel manacles are used by MoNKeY to capture and restrain the bad guys of Torn City. Some lucky ladies hint they have a more naughty purpose!Collectible$0$020Shop
Jester's Cap [299]A constant reminder that you should never take things too seriously. Wearing this cap will allow you to act a fool and be praised for it.Collectible$0$029Shop
Gibal's Dragonfly [300]Gibal rides around Torn City on her dragonfly looking for wrong-doers. Once caught they are locked up for good!Collectible$0$020Shop
Green Ornament [301]This ornament was given to Officers of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff.Other$0$086Shop
Purple Ornament [302]This ornament was given to Helpers of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff.Other$0$0110Shop
Blue Ornament [303]This ornament was given to Mods of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff.Other$0$091Shop
Purple Bell [304]This ornament was given to Admins of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff.Other$0$016Shop
Mistletoe [305]A kiss under the mistletoe is said to bring good luck for the year ahead. Why not share this tradition with someone special this year?Other$0$56,785Shop
Mini Sleigh [306]A miniature replica of the very same one Santa uses when delivering presents to the good boys and girls of Torn City.Other$0$54,714Shop
Snowman [307]Comes complete with silk top hat, button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Perfect winter decoration for any home.Other$0$54,819Shop
Christmas Gnome [308]A small misshapen mischievous sprite who makes Christmas wishes of 2006 come true.Other$0$54,809Shop
Gingerbread House [309]Snowdrifts of icing, walls of gingerbread: this house is a replica of the first home decorated for Xmas in Torn City.Other$0$55,710Shop
Lollipop [310]Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Mardi Gras Beads [311]These beads are from the Mardi Gras and thrown by Body. Do you have what it takes to get a set of them?Collectible$0$025Shop
Devil Toy [312]Tasmanian devil that is. This little fella has been known to create havoc wherever he goes including staff channels, faction forums and anywhere newbies lurk. Rumour has it only Tazzy can control this little whirlwind.Collectible$0$019Shop
Cookie Launcher [313]A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher, used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.Collectible$0$020Shop
Cursed Moon Pendant [314]Be wary of this sacred item. The bearer of this pendant will be put under a spell and become a slave to the evillest of all staff members, Luna. The maker of this pendant cannot be held responsible for any actions you may perform while under its spell. You have been warned.Collectible$0$020Shop
Apartment Blueprint [315]Designs of an Apartment for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Semi-Detached House Blueprint [316]Designs of a Semi-Detached house for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Detached House Blueprint [317]Designs of a Detached house for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Beach House Blueprint [318]Designs of a Beach house for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Chalet Blueprint [319]Designs of a Chalet for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Villa Blueprint [320]Designs of a Villa for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Penthouse Blueprint [321]Designs of a Penthouse for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Mansion Blueprint [322]Designs of a Mansion for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Ranch Blueprint [323]Designs of a Ranch for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Palace Blueprint [324]Designs of a Palace for construction purposes.Unused$0$00Shop
Castle Blueprint [325]Designs of a Castle for construction purposes.Unused$0$01Shop
Printing Paper [326]Paper, very similar to the type money is printed on.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting money
Blank Tokens [327]Blank casino token slugs.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting casino tokens
Blank Credit Cards [328]Blank credit cards without any data on them.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting credit cards
Skateboard [329]Device used for transportation and entertainment.

Effect: Permanently increases Speed by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Boxing Gloves [330]Worn to protect hands during a boxing event.

Effect: Permanently increases Defense by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Dumbbells [331]Device used to increase muscle mass.

Effect: Permanently increases Strength by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Combat Vest [332]This prototype armor improves on the build of the Outer Tactical Vest to bring its wearer even more protection, making it the lightest, most technologically advanced piece of protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States.Defensive$3,500,000$2,700,00034,032Shop
Liquid Body Armor [333]Liquid polyethylene glycol and hard nano-particles of silica combined and soaked into all layers of kevlar to make a uniquely flexible and lightweight body armor with amazing stopping power. Top Secret development model!Defensive$7,500,000$4,500,00016,692Shop
Flexible Body Armor [334]Classified! Top Secret!Defensive$15,000,000$9,000,00031,032Shop
Stick of Dynamite [335]A small stick of dynamite. This thing could cause a lot of damage if used in the right place...

Effect: Required for Bombing crime
Cesium-137 [336]A man made radioactive element produced by breaking up uranium atoms. It remains dangerous for hundreds of years until losing its radiation.

Effect: Component used in the construction of a Dirty Bomb
Dirty Bomb [337]A weapon which combines radioactive material with explosives. A dirty bomb would be unlikely to cause many deaths; its main purpose would be to cause a mass panic.

Effect: Damages a faction's respect and cripples its members with radiation poisoning and hospital time.
Sh0rty's Surfboard [338]Feel the force of Sh0rty's surfboard as he rides past you working his way around Torn City!Collectible$0$024Shop
Puzzle piece [339]This oddly shaped item was left over from the last time its owner, Chris, attempted to do a puzzle. Holds some importance....Collectible$0$020Shop
Hunny Pot [340]This Hunny pot is gold plated and is filled with all the yummy sweetness of honey from contented bees. It is believed to contain the source of Acid's sweetness.Collectible$0$022Shop
Seductive Stethoscope [341]The enigmatic Drmark uses this cold instrument to pick up the heated flutter of a lovestruck lady or the palpitations of a troubled wrongdoer, keeping the population of Torn City healthy.Collectible$0$021Shop
Dollar Bill Collectible [342]This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase, but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune.Collectible$0$078Shop
Backstage Pass [343]This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio.Collectible$0$021Shop
Chemi's Magic Potion [344]This homemade pink brew is powerful, one sip will leave you feeling like you can beat anyone.Collectible$0$019Shop
Pack of Trojans [345]Magnum rubbers for the gangster who really knows how to use his gun.Other$0$01,518Shop
Pair of High Heels [346]High Heels - essential weaponry in the control of the male species. Ho or Foe, still can be used to smack an average Joe.

The Pair of High Heels is a Piercing type of weapon.
Thong [347]Thongs...Not a wise choice if you have too much junk in your trunk.Clothing$0$04,152Shop
Hazmat Suit [348]A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances.Defensive$0$0327Shop
Flea Collar [349]Keep those pesky critters away whilst swinging round the city. A rare must-have before it was discontinued. Reminiscent of golden times. The tag reads "Shadow Still a pup".Collectible$0$020Shop
Dunkin's Donut [350]The feeling of invincibility gained by eating one of these cream filled masterpieces has been known to make HOF factions tremble with fear.Collectible$0$020Shop
Amazon Doll [351]Modeled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets.Collectible$0$019Shop
BBQ Smoker [352]You have to be pretty fast to steal the brisket inside this smoker. Which just happened to be stolen right after this collectible was made. Body and a drifter hobo were both seen eating brisket in the vicinity shortly afterwards. st0ne was last seen crying in his backyard.Collectible$0$020Shop
Bag of Cheetos [353] A jumbo bag of these orange cheese twists for late nights on the job. Favored by midgets of all types.Collectible$0$020Shop
Motorbike [354]You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tires!Collectible$0$019Shop
Citrus Squeezer [355]Commonly used by lem0n to put the squeeze on during lengthy interrogations. Also handy to make a refreshing drink on a warm day.Collectible$0$019Shop
Superman Shades [356]Said to bestow Superman-like powers on the wearer, these ordinary looking shades are rumoured to make all of your stats appear the same.Collectible$0$019Shop
Kevlar Helmet [357]Standard infantry combat wear in the US military. The shell is made from kevlar, a ballistic aramid fabric treated with a phenolic resin system.Collectible$0$020Shop
Raw Ivory [358]A raw elephant tusk. A hard, smooth yellowish-white substance.Other$0$020,912Shop
Fine Chisel [359]A tool with a cutting edge on its end. This particular type of chisel can be used to sculpt ivory.

The Fine Chisel is a Piercing type of weapon.
Ivory Walking Cane [360]A handmade walking cane. Used by some of the oldest citizens in Torn City, helping them to get around while they commit various crimes and attend physiotherapy gym sessions.

The Ivory Walking Cane is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Neumune Tablet [361]Neumune, an androstenediol, was introduced as a radiation countermeasure by the US Armed Forces Radiobiology Research Institute and has begun production in Switzerland. Neumune is in Investigational New Drug (IND) status and Phase I trials have been performed.

Effect: Reduces hospital time by 4-6 hours and radiation by 24 hours. Increases medical cooldown by 6 hours.
Mr Torn Crown '08 [362]Awarded to -KC [130919] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2008!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '08 [363]Awarded to AylaTayla [350383] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2008!Collectible$0$01Shop
Box of Grenades [364]A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group.

Effect: Provides 100 Grenades or 100 HEGs when opened.
Supply Pack$0$0248,634Shop
Box of Medical Supplies [365]A box of medical supplies, courtesy of the Torn City Health Service.

Effect: Provides 20 Morphine, 30 First Aid Kits, or 50 Small First Aid Kits when opened.
Supply Pack$0$01,824,776Shop
Erotic DVD [366]An Erotic DVD, courtesy of the Performance Ribaldry Network.

Effect: Increases happiness by 2,500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Feathery Hotel Coupon [367]A coupon to stay at one of the world's best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.

Effect: Refills energy. Increases happiness by 500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Lawyer Business Card [368]This card has the number of a professional defense lawyer on it, courtesy of the Society and Legal Authorities Group.

Effect: Removes all jail time and increases booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Lottery Voucher [369]A lottery voucher which can be traded in for 100 lottery tickets for the weekly draw, courtesy of the Lucky Shot Casino.

Effect: Provides 100 Lucky Shot Lotto tickets when used.
Supply Pack$0$02,177,741Shop
Drug Pack [370]A drug pack from Symbiotic Ltd. Contains either 10x Xanax or 10x Vicodin.

Effect: Provides 10 Xanax or 10 Vicodin when opened.
Supply Pack$0$01,144,832Shop
Dark Doll [371]Legend has it that this doll was made in the darkest depths of a castle by the typing of a keyboard. It is said that whenever someone needs help, another thread is woven deep within the doll.Collectible$0$020Shop
Empty Box [372]An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it into a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.

Effect: Can be filled with items to create a Parcel.
Parcel [373]A parcel containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack$0$0165,533Shop
Birthday Present [374]A birthday present, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack$0$024,864Shop
Present [375]A present neatly wrapped with generic wrapping paper, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack$0$060,894Shop
Christmas Present [376]A Christmas present, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack$0$032,437Shop
Birthday Wrapping Paper [377]A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a birthday present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Birthday Presents.
Generic Wrapping Paper [378]A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Presents.
Christmas Wrapping Paper [379]A roll of expensive Christmas wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a Christmas present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Christmas Presents.
Small Explosive Device [380]A very small explosive device. Generally used in parcels to give the opener a nasty surprise.

Effect: Can be hidden inside a parcel to hospitalize someone for 5 hours upon opening.
Gold Laptop [381]Stun others with this exclusive limited edition solid gold laptop. Crafted from one single block of 99.9% pure gold. Use it while travelling, if your arms can bear the weight.

Effect: Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.
Gold Plated AK-47 [382]One of the best rifles in the world, made even better. This highly tuned, gold plated AK-47 Kalashnikov will send fear coursing through the blood of your enemies. Configured to fire an extended magazine of ammunition, it's not the cheapest, but it'll certainly leave a mark.

The Gold Plated AK-47 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Platinum PDA [383]This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again.

Effect: Increases friends list and blacklist capacity by +500.
Camel Plushie [384]This rare camel plushie will instantly remind you of Arabian nights within the U.A.E.Plushie$14,000$11,0002,231,568Shop
Tribulus Omanense [385]Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions.Flower$6,000$4,0002,031,515Shop
Sports Sneakers [386]This pair of limited edition sneakers will prove their value in the gym. Rumoured to increase speed gains by up to 5%, these lightweight and durable shoes will leave your enemies in the dust.

Effect: Increases speed gains in the gym by 5%.
Handbag [387]A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.

The Handbag is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Pink Mac-10 [388]Don't let the pink fool you. With a seriously extended magazine this rapid fire, automatic, sub machine-gun will mow down enemies with ease.

The Pink Mac-10 is a SMG type of weapon.
Mr Torn Crown '09 [389]Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '09 [390]Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009!Collectible$0$01Shop
Macana [391]This South American dagger with a handle of the finest Amazon timber is sharper than it looks. This extremely light, hand crafted weapon is very accurate.

The Macana is a Piercing type of weapon.
Pepper Spray [392]The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several seconds. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.

Effect: Opponent becomes Maced, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Pepper Spray is a Temporary type of weapon.
Slingshot [393]This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, although contrary to popular opinion, it was a sling, not a slingshot, which was used by David against Goliath. Thank you to the ******* pedant who pointed this out.

The Slingshot is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Brick [394]The brick is a crude way to disable your opponent, but it's easily acquired from any DIY store or building site, and deadly if you can hit your target in a tender spot.

The Brick is a Temporary type of weapon.
Metal Nunchakus [395]The Metal Nunchakus are easily concealed when folded, but once opened become a weapon with lethal force for someone with Martial Arts training.

The Metal Nunchakus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Business Class Ticket [396]If you want to travel in style and comfort, the only way to do this is to travel in business class. Stretch your legs and relax. You can use this two way ticket at the travel agency, and you'll be at your destination before you know it!

Effect: Provides a return business class trip which reduces flight duration by 70%. Grants a base travel capacity of 15.
Flail [397]Used by knights in ancient times, it is still a devastating weapon in the right hands. This very rare medieval flail is highly inaccurate but will deliver a massive blow to anyone standing in its way.

The Flail is a Clubbing type of weapon.
SIG 552 [398]This rifle is a very powerful weapon and comes with a folding leaf sight.

The SIG 552 is a Rifle type of weapon.
ArmaLite M-15A4 Rifle [399]Made from the latest composites, this lightweight but powerful rifle is perfect for the experienced shooter.

The ArmaLite M-15A4 Rifle is a Rifle type of weapon.
Guandao [400]This Chinese pole weapon has a heavy blade, and a rear spike for when you swing it back around. Truly a weapon for the finest assassins. Not the best accuracy but hits hard!

The Guandao is a Slashing type of weapon.
Lead Pipe [401]The lead pipe is quite clumsy and heavy, but a big swing can result in some devastating damage to your opponent.

The Lead Pipe is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Ice Pick [402]Nice and light, the ice pick is easy to handle, but is very sharp and can cause significant damage. Also useful for preparing drinks at parties after a hard week of crime.

The Ice Pick is a Piercing type of weapon.
Box of Tissues [403]The perfect present to dry the tears of your opponent in battle. If you win, that is.

Effect: Increases happiness by 5-20 if under 20% of maximum.
Bandana [404]Always nice to wear on warm summer days walking around the city. But be careful as sometimes it's the mark of a gang member.Clothing$500$300256,443Shop
Loaf of Bread [405]Considered the staple of many diets, bread tastes best when covered slightly with butter or margarine.Other$0$14,094Shop
Afro Comb [406]Perfect for those bad hair days when your hair just will not behave, the afro comb will get you ready for your date on time.Other$50,000$30,00052,669Shop
Compass [407]This was the GPS of its time, and it made sure that weary travellers could find their way even in the most difficult conditions.Other$2,500$1,750132,750Shop
Sextant [408]Modern cruiseliners do not need a sextant these days, but they are made from the finest bronze and adorn many a Captain's cabin.Other$25,000$15,00012,756Shop
Yucca Plant [409]Native to hot and dry climates, this ornamental plant has tough sword shaped leaves. It is also the state flower of New Mexico and is perfect for your island garden.Other$20,000$7,50068,795Shop
Fire Hydrant [410]The Fire Hydrant is needed in case of fire, especially if you have invested heavily in your property and you want the firemen to put the flames out more quickly.Other$20,000$15,00071,311Shop
Model Space Ship [411]This ship is made of die cast metal and has red LED lights. You can sit back and think about travelling where no one has gone before.Other$17,500$13,00054,005Shop
Sports Shades [412]The ultimate accessory when driving your GT40 with the top down on the highway, these shades are made from a non scratch material. One pair of these last a lifetime.Clothing$10,000$3,000162,103Shop
Mountie Hat [413]Worn by the Canadian Mounted Police while on duty, it can keep your head warm and dry or keep the sun out of your eyes.Clothing$30,000$22,50029,680Shop
Proda Sunglasses [414]The ultimate in city chic, these should only be worn when you want to dress to impress.Clothing$100,000$2,00065,700Shop
Ship in a Bottle [415]People always wonder how the ship got inside the bottle. If you look closely at this amazing ornament you can see tiny sailors on the deck.Other$40,000$25,00015,466Shop
Paper Weight [416]This piece of office equipment has many uses, not just for keeping paper under control on a busy desk. Truly a multi function device.Other$1,500$1116,013Shop
RS232 Cable [417]This miracle of modern computing technology is rumoured to be able to connect absolutely any two devices together.Electronic$30$151,850,104Shop
Tailors Dummy [418]This dummy is not only great to try out your latest designs on. It can keep you company on lonely evenings or even serve as a deterrent to would be burglars.Other$10,000$7,50019,233Shop
Small Suitcase [419]The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 2 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +2. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Medium Suitcase [420]The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 3 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +3. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Large Suitcase [421]The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 4 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +4. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Vanity Hand Mirror [422]This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date.

Effect: Can be used to check appearance.
Poker Chip [423]A very rare, lucky poker chip. Carry this in your pocket in your next big tournament; hopefully it will bring you good luck.Collectible$0$0654Shop
Rabbit Foot [424]This is said to bestow good luck and fortune for those who own one, but be careful: losing it brings massive bad luck.Collectible$0$0179Shop
Voodoo Doll [425]This doll is for sale to unsuspecting tourists who assume it is a long forgotten art, only to run into bad luck once they return home.Collectible$0$0235Shop
Bottle of Tequila [426]Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Sumo Doll [427]Whether it be from fear or respect, you definitely need to hold this doll in high regard.Other$300$175204,511Shop
Casino Pass [428]The perfect gift for the avid gambler, this pass allows you to stay and gamble after hours, so you can try to make your losses back.

Effect: Provides 50 Casino Tokens upon use.
Chopsticks [429]You can't go to Japan without giving your next meal a chance with a pair of these chopsticks. Definitely a must have item and experience while visiting.Other$25$10181,786Shop
Coconut Bra [430]While traveling in Hawaii and enjoying the amazing beaches they offer, don't forget your Hawaiian attire!Clothing$750,000$300,0005,326Shop
Dart Board [431]Be sure to stop in to the local pub for a quick game of darts while visiting London.Other$750$500135,779Shop
Crazy Straw [432]Bend them, stretch them, do as you please with them, but don't get caught without one in your drink.Other$25$10853,875Shop
Sensu [433]The traditional Japanese fan can be used to keep you cool, or placed for a traditional Japanese look in any room.Other$500$30063,845Shop
Yakitori Lantern [434]This bright red lantern will help guide to the nearest Yakitori stall for a quick bite to eat.Other$4,500$3,00092,649Shop
Dozen White Roses [435]When you need just that special gift, nothing says it better than a dozen pure white roses. Specially selected, very rare and expensive flowers.Flower$950,000,000$093Shop
Snowboard [436]This is a must have accessory when visiting the slopes in Switzerland.Other$6,000$4,000370,727Shop
Glow Stick [437]They come in many colors and make the perfect accessory for a night out in the city with your friends.Other$0$053,405Shop
Cricket Bat [438]Made from the finest willow and protected with linseed oil, this bat can literally knock your opponent for six.

The Cricket Bat is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Frying Pan [439]Usually used in the kitchen, it can be a very handy weapon if nothing else is to hand. Makes a loud noise on contact so make sure no witnesses are around.

The Frying Pan is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Pillow [440]Filled with the finest duck feathers, it is hard to miss your opponent with this pillow. Make sure you swing hard as it is very soft to the touch.

The Pillow is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Khinkeh P0rnStar Doll [441]This doll can only be possessed by the most deviant, twisted and gifted of sexually explicit individuals. Its owner will soon find their senses heightened their stamina full and their abilities peaked.Collectible$0$020Shop
Blow-Up Doll [442]This item is a Collectable fake female, after all there are no girlz on the interwebz. Good set of lungs required. Puncture proof guaranteed!Collectible$0$020Shop
Strawberry Milkshake [443]Made with extra loving care by Hate_Train with some of his favorite special ingredients. This is an amazingly tasty and refreshing treat the entire family can enjoy. Or is it?Collectible$0$020Shop
Breadfan Doll [444]This doll is quite harmless unless provoked. Then it's Screw it all with no regrets. If you have drawn his shortest straw, sleep with one eye open. Here comes the Harvester of sorrow. Your life will be blackened by the God that failed.Collectible$0$020Shop
Chaos Man [445]The name of this guy strikes fear into everyone. But on the inside he is all soft and tender. Filled with innocence, Chaos Man is best handled with a nice warm hug.Collectible$0$020Shop
Karate Man [446]This karate master bruises on the inside, and be careful not to get too close as he has a kung fu grip. KACHOW!Collectible$0$020Shop
Burmese Flag [447]This flag represents what the secretary Baalsagoth spends most of his day admiring. Huge IP's and broken browsers surely will follow.Collectible$0$020Shop
Bl0ndie's Dictionary [448]When your spelling is as bad as 'the typo queen' Bl0ndie's you will always need to carry a dictionary. Also gives a mighty whack when used to hit people who bring up her mistakes.Collectible$0$020Shop
Hydroponic Grow Tent [449] This tent can be set up in any small space and every crop will easily generate more than enough Skunk to keep even Hydr0 well stoned into the wee hours! Own one of these and you no longer have to pay the man, You can be the man!Collectible$0$020Shop
Leopard Coin [450]An attempt by Edward III to produce a gold coin to be used internationally, much like the Florin but only half of the value. The Leopard bore the following Latin legend: 'DOMINE NE IN FURORE TUO ARGUAS ME', meaning: 'O Lord, rebuke me not in Thy anger'. The Florin was recalled and melted down in 1344 to produce the Noble. Few specimens have survived of what is often regarded as one of the most beautiful medieval coins ever produced.Artifact$0$016,301Shop
Florin Coin [451]An English coin based on a French coin, and issued in Florence, Italy in 1252. The Florin was made from gold and was intended as an international coin, however the gold it was made from was overvalued and the coin was not accepted by international merchants. The coin was then withdrawn from circulation and melted down to form the Noble. Because of this, the Florin is very rare.Artifact$0$016,519Shop
Gold Noble Coin [452]The first mass-produced English coin, preceded by the Florin, the gold Noble was valued at six shillings and eight pence. The coin was introduced in 1344, and weighed 138.5 grains, later reduced to 128.5 grains. Mentioned in Shakespeare's plays, this coin is sought after by museums and private collectors.Artifact$0$016,604Shop
Ganesha Sculpture [453]Also known as Ganapati, worshipped widely throughout Hindu India as the remover of obstacles. Ganesha has figured often in Indian art since around 100 AD. This rare work is made from gold and is highly sought after as part of a set of South Asian artifacts.Artifact$0$03,668Shop
Vairocana Buddha Sculpture [454]The Vairocana Buddha is an embodiment of Dharmakaya. It is well known as the generalised depiction of the historical Gautama Buddha.Throughout Asia the image has different meanings: in Tibet - 'the illuminator' and in Japan - 'great sun'. Not as common as other Buddhist sculptures, this valuable gold specimen is a great collector's item.Artifact$0$06,465Shop
Quran Script : Ibn Masud [455]The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ibn Masud version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions.Artifact$0$05,085Shop
Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab [456]The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ubay Ibn Ka'b version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions.Artifact$0$04,974Shop
Quran Script : Ali [457]The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ali version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions.Artifact$0$05,130Shop
Shabti Sculpture [458]Shabtis were placed in the tomb among the gods of the grave, acting as a substitute for the dead. The Egyptians believed that when they passed into the afterlife they would be called to do manual labour. The shabtis would then take their place and do the work, leaving the deceased to rest in peace. Shabtis from famous tombs are very rare, reflecting their high value.Artifact$0$06,321Shop
Egyptian Amulet [459]These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particular amulet is made from fired clay.Artifact$0$0293Shop
White Senet Pawn [460]An ancient game piece used in the game of Senet. As a complete set of 5 white pawns, 5 black pawns, and the Senet board, this collection would be very valuable to any collector or museum.Artifact$0$019,442Shop
Black Senet Pawn [461]An ancient game piece used in the game of Senet. As a complete set of 5 white pawns, 5 black pawns, and the Senet board, this collection would be very valuable to any collector or museum.Artifact$0$019,505Shop
Senet Board [462]Senet, or Senat is regarded as possibly the oldest board game in the world. Found in Predynastic and First Dynasty burials of Egypt, around 3500BC and 3100BC. The game is similar to draughts, with a board of 30 squares (3x10). The game is played with two sets of at least 5 pawns. Although Senet sets are mass produced today, this original set from around 3200BC would be priceless for a keen collector.Artifact$0$09,818Shop
Epinephrine [463]Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and supressing the immune system. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to strength.

Effect: User becomes Strengthened, increasing Strength by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Epinephrine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Melatonin [464]Melatonin reduces the effects of disease and pain and in other tests, Melatonin can possibly increase one's concentration levels. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to speed.

Effect: User becomes Hastened, increasing Speed by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Melatonin is a Temporary type of weapon.
Serotonin [465]Serotonin acts as a pain killer, and helps with blood clotting. Tests on animals show that serotonin can make the animal more dominant and aggressive. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to defense, and may even replenish some life.

Effect: User becomes Hardened, increasing Defense by 300% for 120 seconds and replenishing life by 25%.

The Serotonin is a Temporary type of weapon.
Snow Globe '09 [466]These sit quietly all year round out of view, but at Christmas time one shake of this globe is the perfect reminder of the festive season.Other$0$52,639Shop
Dancing Santa Claus '09 [467]This hand me down from your favourite auntie lights up the room and gets everyone singing their favourite Christmas carols.Other$0$516,382Shop
Christmas Stocking '09 [468]This stocking is never worn, but at Christmas time it is filled with lots of tasty goodies and hopefully a few presents.Collectible$0$05Shop
Santa's Elf '09 [469]Santa's elves work hard all year round. This figurine was made in recognition of their efforts, and is sold in secret stores around the city.Collectible$0$0402Shop
Christmas Card '09 [470]Send this clever card, made from 100% recycled paper, to your loved ones at Christmas. It has a sweet festive rhyme inside if you are lost for words.Collectible$0$05Shop
Admin Portrait '09 [471]A portrait of Clansy, Wolfeh, Davz and Ched. To hang above the mantel while the fire glows. We give you this gift because we care, No really we dont mind if you sit and stare. We know you guys luff us the best, Ched even wore his best Christmas vest. Merry Christmas!Other$0$038Shop
Blue Easter Egg [472]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 Happiness when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Green Easter Egg [473]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Red Easter Egg [474]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Yellow Easter Egg [475]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
White Easter Egg [476]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Black Easter Egg [477]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Gold Easter Egg [478]The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the nine others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange and Pink. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Metal Dog Tag [479]A solid metal dog tag, given to winners of the yearly happy tagging competition.Collectible$0$0134Shop
Bronze Dog Tag [480]A solid bronze dog tag, given to the 3rd place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition.Collectible$0$09Shop
Silver Dog Tag [481]A solid silver dog tag, given to the 2nd place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition.Collectible$0$08Shop
Gold Dog Tag [482]A solid gold dog tag, given to the 1st place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition.Collectible$0$09Shop
MP5k [483]A short version of the standard MP5. The MP5k is a short-range weapon with a lot of fire power.

The MP5k is a SMG type of weapon.
AK74u [484]A shortened AK74. The AK74u has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition.

The AK74u is a SMG type of weapon.
Skorpion [485]This Czech weapon was designed for police, but is also used by some military units. It offers single shot, 3 burst fires and fully automatic functions.

The Skorpion is a SMG type of weapon.
TMP [486]This modern SMG has a blowback operated, locked breech design. The TMP has no stock and can therefore, only be fired from pistol-style.

The TMP is a SMG type of weapon.
Thompson [487]An American blowback SMG. The Thompson takes a double row, box magazine designed to be inserted from below.

The Thompson is a SMG type of weapon.
MP 40 [488]Made in Germany, the MP40 is an open bolt, blowback operated Submachine Gun. Has a slow rate of fire and little recoil, and is useful for single shots rather than bursts.

The MP 40 is a SMG type of weapon.
Luger [489]Also known as the "Parabellum Pistole". This name comes from the Latin phrase "Si vis pacem, para bellum"--"if you want peace, prepare for war." A semi-automatic 9mm handgun.

The Luger is a Pistol type of weapon.
Blunderbuss [490]The Blunderbuss is a muzzle loading, single shot, short barrelled firearm. It is an early form of shotgun adapted to be used for personal and military defense.

The Blunderbuss is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Zombie Brain [491]A zombie brain, carefully dissected from the head of a zombie.Other$0$04,389Shop
Human Head [492]A trophy for some zombies. A tasty snack for others.Other$0$02,618Shop
Medal of Honor [493]Given to the valiant troops who lead their flag to victory in the World War competition.Other$0$04,660Shop
Citroen Saxo [494]The Saxo is quick off the line, but it struggles with top speed due to a small 1400cc engine.Car$0$8,00028,551Shop
Classic Mini [495]This British classic is a retro icon with sharp handling. With only small 8" discs on the front and drums on the back its braking isn't excellent.Car$9,500$7,50040,437Shop
Fiat Punto [496]The Fiat performs very well in the corners, but with only 80bhp it lacks top end speed.Car$0$8,00020,274Shop
Nissan Micra [497]Unfortunately most of these are ex-driving school cars which have been curbed one too many times resulting in bad handling. Its braking, however, is brilliant.Car$0$7,50023,846Shop
Peugeot 106 [498]This French hot hatch is very popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration. Sadly, its brakes are poor, but they do stop the car. Eventually.Car$8,000$6,50080,102Shop
Renault Clio [499]This rapid Renault has an astounding top speed thanks to a 16-valve engine, but with little torque it fails to get there in a hurry.Car$11,000$8,00022,723Shop
Vauxhall Corsa [500]This car's brakes are its major asset. Unfortunately, with its poor top speed, they're rarely used.Car$9,000$7,00024,470Shop
Volvo 850 [501]This battleship can easily exceed 100 mph where others in its class will struggle. Being two tonnes however requires better brakes than those supplied.Car$0$5,50036,348Shop
Alfa Romeo 156 [502]The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes.Car$14,000$9,00068,623Shop
BMW X5 [503]This drug dealer special has monstrous brakes to stop in time for those red lights (when not running from the police), yet its handling is as sharp as a tug boat on tarmac. On the plus side its 20 inch alloys do help it to overcome any potholes.Car$35,000$20,00014,721Shop
Seat Leon Cupra [504]This turbo charged European hatchback is lightning quick off the line, however it has poor aerodynamic properties hindering its top end speed.Car$17,500$11,00013,459Shop
Vauxhall Astra GSI [505]This turbocharged car will not disappoint with its top speed. Its acceleration off the line is delayed by dreaded "torque steer" as all the power is put through the front wheels.Car$0$8,50048,708Shop
Volkswagen Golf GTI [506]The king of hot hatches cannot be faulted with its superb handling, it's a shame it lacks speed at the top end.Car$12,500$7,30022,816Shop
Audi S3 [507]This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory.Car$0$05Shop
Ford Focus RS [508]This fast Ford is worshiped by all boy racers, as it should be with its aggressive looks and a 300 bhp, 2.5 litre turbocharged engine delivering a magnificent sound as it rapidly accelerates It is however unnervingly twitchy under braking.Car$55,000$30,00016,347Shop
Honda S2000 [509]This Honda is a well balanced two seat roadster, stable and poised under braking. However it does have a tail happy tendency that can catch out even the most experienced drivers.Car$40,000$21,00018,331Shop
Mini Cooper S [510]This German-revised British classic has retained the original car's playful and remarkable handling, with some clever tweaking from British tuning company John Cooper. As this car is supercharged, all the power is delivered at the low end of the revs, allowing great torque but affecting its top speed.Car$0$27,0009,612Shop
Sierra Cosworth [511]This king of the rally world is still a pin-up for most boy racers. It will out-manoeuvre most cars in its class with its sheer mechanical grip and no electronic trickery. The low horsepower, however, does affect this car's acceleration to top speed.Car$0$22,0005,724Shop
Lotus Exige [512]This British giant-killer will out-handle all in its class with ease, but shortly after will be swallowed up on the straights due to its miniscule 1.8 litre engine.Car$40,000$19,00079,340Shop
Mitsubishi Evo X [513]This rally pro is more suited to off-road and rally tracks with its handling on tarmac seemingly compromised. It does however hurl itself off the line with an incredibly impressive 0-60 time of 4.5 seconds, which would place it mid-field in class A.Car$0$27,00010,096Shop
Porsche 911 GT3 [514]This lightweight racer is stunning off the line and cannot be faulted on a track with its perfect set-up. The only fault would be the top end speed which is hindered by the sheer down-force the Porsche produces.Car$95,000$60,00033,056Shop
Subaru Impreza STI [515]This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine.Car$55,000$28,00019,529Shop
TVR Sagaris [516]This spitfire of the car world has raw mechanical grip round a track giving it balance and precision. Providing actual brakes that work would have been a nice touch, though.Car$0$32,0009,800Shop
Aston Martin One-77 [517]This prestigious thoroughbred impresses not only the lords and ladies of the manor but petrol-heads as well. Its 700bhp V12 engine propels this Aston to a staggering 220 mph. Handling such power takes training and practice, and for this reason most will find it twitchy round corners, especially powering out of the corner exit.Car$1,300,000$750,00011,057Shop
Audi R8 [518]This precision all-rounder is the most practical car in its range, and is so easy to handle it will make any driver seem like a seasoned F1 professional. It's a shame it lacks any real top end speed.Car$175,000$100,00013,599Shop
Bugatti Veyron [519]This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities.Car$0$1,800,0004Shop
Ferrari 458 [520]This Italian Stallion is the best handling Ferrari to date. This is no surprise as the great Michael Schumacher worked closely with the development team to fine-tune this prancing horse. You would expect a bit more top end speed compared to others in its class; however, 202 mph shouldn't disappoint too many.Car$0$860,00013,603Shop
Lamborghini Gallardo [521]This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull.Car$950,000$650,0009,975Shop
Lexus LFA [522]This newcomer is the hard work of normally quite tame Lexus. It is a triumph of technology married to brute force, but its weight causes great inertia under braking even with its incredible brakes. Top speeds are post 200 mph and it will out-drag most of its class rivals, including its Japanese friend the GT-R.Car$0$700,00011,168Shop
Mercedes SLR [523]This formula one-inspired poster pin-up boasts a maximum speed of 208 mph. Some find handling somewhat difficult, however, with all 617 horses screaming to be released at once.Car$0$950,00012,271Shop
Nissan GT-R [524]This Nissan is the ultimate toy for any boy, sporting every gadget you could dream of. It is second in its class at accelerating, with 0-60 coming up in just 3.3 seconds, but unlike competitors like the Veyron it does not compromise in the other areas. Sadly though, it does not break the 200 mph barrier, with factory spec peaking at a measly 192 mph.Car$0$70,00015,586Shop
Mr Torn Crown '10 [525]Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '10 [526]Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010!Collectible$0$01Shop
Bag of Candy Kisses [527]Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Bag of Tootsie Rolls [528]A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Bag of Chocolate Truffles [529]With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Can of Munster [530]Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$35294,157Shop
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew [531]Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Can of Red Cow [532]Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$25264,141Shop
Can of Taurine Elite [533]With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$40288,683Shop
Witch's Cauldron [534]A black plastic ornamental cauldron, ideal for Halloween decorations.Other$0$1012,557Shop
Electronic Pumpkin [535]Designed for people who have no spare time: just pop in the batteries and it's ready to go.Other$0$15137,420Shop
Jack O Lantern Lamp [536]This beautifully crafted lamp will sit nicely on your table, but at night turn it on to see it in its full spooky glory.Other$0$35207,061Shop
Spooky Paper Weight [537]This glass paperweight has an ancient model castle inside. If you look closely you can almost see some eyes looking out of the front door.Other$0$35142,401Shop
Medieval Helmet [538]Found in William the Bald's Castle this armor is more for show than battle due to the ductile and malleable material it is made of.Defensive$0$45022,269Shop
Blood Spattered Sickle [539]A traditional Halloween weapon, second hand as these are not made anymore. Complete with authentic blood stains.

The Blood Spattered Sickle is a Piercing type of weapon.
Cauldron [540]Forged from iron ore, this handmade black cauldron is ideal to hang over an open fire and cook food in. According to legend, witches used cauldrons for concocting their potions.Other$0$50023,835Shop
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch [541]This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Bottle of Wicked Witch [542]Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Deputy Star [543]Double struck solid copper with a gold antique finish. This item is only earned through merit and is given to those with the resolve to solve the most difficult cases. Pinned to your chest, the deputy star should be worn with the utmost pride. It is a recognisable symbol of peace and justice throughout Torn.Other$0$1,50010,597Shop
Wind Proof Lighter [544]With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Arson crime.
Dual TMPs [545]Dual TMP sub machine guns. With the smallest magazines, you'll be reloading often. Although it'd be surprising if you couldn't kill them within the first round.

The Dual TMPs is a SMG type of weapon.
Dual Bushmasters [546]Dual Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s sub machine guns. Certainly the most accurate in the range: unleash the awesome fire-power while actually hitting the targets you're aiming at.

The Dual Bushmasters is a SMG type of weapon.
Dual MP5s [547]Accurate and deadly dual MP5-Navy sub machine guns. Simply hold the triggers and let 'em have it!

The Dual MP5s is a SMG type of weapon.
Dual P90s [548]Dual P90 sub machine guns. The P90s easily have the biggest magazine when compared to the other dual SMG's--you'll last several rounds without having to reload.

The Dual P90s is a SMG type of weapon.
Dual Uzis [549]Dual 9mm Uzi sub machine guns. The least accurate, but most damaging SMG in the range. Even if you don't hit them, they won't be popping their head up again after that onslaught of firepower.

The Dual Uzis is a SMG type of weapon.
Bottle of Kandy Kane [550]This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Bottle of Minty Mayhem [551]A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness [552]One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Can of Santa Shooters [553]A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$25251,570Shop
Can of Rockstar Rudolph [554]A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$35255,927Shop
Can of X-MASS [555]X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$40233,416Shop
Bag of Reindeer Droppings [556]That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Advent Calendar [557]Every day brings us one step closer to Christmas. Peeling back the paper door on the calendar helps the countdown seem real and gives a bit of chocolate for the day.Other$0$1535,877Shop
Santa's Snot [558]Warm and gooey, though not much of a treat, at least you know Christmas will happen this year. What a souvenir to remember it by.Other$0$036,036Shop
Polar Bear Toy [559]Fluffy and cute, this plushie is sure to keep you warm in winter.Other$0$100180,213Shop
Fruitcake [560]Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale.Other$30$46,158,215Shop
Book of Carols [561]A book filled with all the Christmas favourites. Just opening it makes you a bit more knowledgeable. Lowers current education time by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces education course duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Sweater [562]Never attractive, but always seems to be under the tree on Christmas morning. Hopefully it at least protects you from the cold.Clothing$0$2575,023Shop
Gift Card [563]The perfect gift for when you just don't know what to get someone. Takes a bit of time and stress off the shopping list. Lowers current bank investment time by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces bank investment duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Pair of Glasses [564]A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Search For Cash crime.
High-Speed Drive [565]This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Selling Copied Media crime.
Mountain Bike [566]The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Shoplifting crime.
Cut-Throat Razor [567]The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Pickpocketing crime.
Slim Crowbar [568]The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.
Balaclava [569]The Balaclava is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.
Advanced Driving Tactics Manual [570]The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Transporting Drugs crime.
Ergonomic Keyboard [571]This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Planting Computer Viruses crime.
Tracking Device [572]The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.
Screwdriver [573]A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.
Fanny Pack [574]Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Robbing The Pawn Shop crime.
Tumble Dryer [575]A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.
Chloroform [576]Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.
Heavy Duty Padlock [577]This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.
Duct Tape [578]Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.
Wireless Dongle [579]Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.
Horse's Head [580]Go 'Godfather' on them... Place this horse's head in a parcel to give the recipient an awful surprise.

Effect: Can be hidden inside a parcel to zero someone's energy, nerve and happiness upon opening.
Book [581]Make someone feel schooled. Punish them severely by throwing the book at them.

The Book is a Temporary type of weapon.
Tin Foil Hat [582]Designed for the paranoid of mind, this hat keeps out all of those unwanted radio signals and mind reading devices that stalk your every move.Other$0$054Shop
Brown Easter Egg [583]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes
Orange Easter Egg [584]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Pink Easter Egg [585]A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Jawbreaker [586]This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Bag of Sherbet [587]This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Goodie Bag [588]An exquisite mix of Torn's hidden desires. Ranging from delicious bags of candy to revitalizing cans of energy drinks.

Effect: Provides an assortment of 30 items made up of Candy, Alcohol and Energy Drinks when opened.
Supply Pack$0$4508,061Shop
Undefined [589]Unused$0$5001Shop
Undefined 2 [590]Unused$0$7007Shop
Undefined 3 [591]Unused$0$6002Shop
Undefined 4 [592]Unused$0$01Shop
Mr Torn Crown '11 [593]Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '11 [594]Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011!Collectible$0$01Shop
Pile of Vomit [595]A huge pile of vomit created by all the scared residents of Torn during Halloween.Other$0$18,184Shop
Rusty Dog Tag [596]A rusty dog tag from a long gone citizen of Torn. Not as good as a normal tag... obviously.Other$0$52,233Shop
Gold Nugget [597]A gold nugget, the size of a golf ball.Other$0$5,0005,401Shop
Witch's Hat [598]A weird looking witch hat found in Halloween Town.Clothing$0$751,405Shop
Golden Broomstick [599]A broom used to smuggle gold out of Halloween Town.

The Golden Broomstick is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Devil's Pitchfork [600]A three pronged fork of sorcery.

The Devil's Pitchfork is a Piercing type of weapon.
Christmas Lights [601]Christmas tree lights with red, green and blue sparkling LEDs.Other$0$6011,251Shop
Gingerbread Man [602]A soft gingerbread cookie, carefully shaped in to a figure.Other$0$09,681Shop
Golden Wreath [603]Only a true carnival gamer will walk away with this number one prize.Other$0$3003,628Shop
Pair of Ice Skates [604]Elegantly glide your way over frozen lakes with these professional grade ice skates.

The Pair of Ice Skates is a Slashing type of weapon.
Diamond Icicle [605]This sharp diamond encrusted icicle will really touch the heart of your worst enemy.

The Diamond Icicle is a Piercing type of weapon.
Santa Boots [606]A pair of Santa's boots from Christmas Town.Clothing$0$807,624Shop
Santa Gloves [607]A pair of Santa's gloves from Christmas Town.Clothing$0$307,617Shop
Santa Hat [608]Santa's soft warm hat, found in Christmas Town.Clothing$0$604,343Shop
Santa Jacket [609]Santa's cosy jacket, found in Christmas Town.Clothing$0$1206,166Shop
Santa Trousers [610]Santa's red trousers, found in Christmas Town.Clothing$0$709,025Shop
Snowball [611]A snowball carefully rounded and crunched up as tight as possible for maximum effect. A sensible owner would keep it in the freezer.

The Snowball is a Temporary type of weapon.
Tavor TAR-21 [612]The Tavor TAR-21 is a gas operated, selective fire, magazine fed assault rifle of bullpup configuration.

The Tavor TAR-21 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Harpoon [613]Originally used to catch fish and large marine mammals. When fired the spear can penetrate through most armor worn by humans.

The Harpoon is a Piercing type of weapon.
Diamond Bladed Knife [614]A saw blade which has diamonds fixed on the blade's base to cut hard or abrasive materials. This weapon is so sharp it will literally cut through anything.

The Diamond Bladed Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Naval Cutlass [615]The 1860 Naval cutlass has a 27" sharpened steel blade. It can slice any enemy open like butter!

The Naval Cutlass is a Slashing type of weapon.
Trout [616]This 22 inch prize trout will make a fantastic feast. Alternatively you could express your disappointment or disgust with someone by bludgeoning them with it.

The Trout is a Temporary type of weapon.
Banana Orchid [617]The national flower of the Cayman Islands, the Wild Banana Orchid is one of many species on the islands but certainly the most unique and recognizable.Flower$4,000$3,0002,705,437Shop
Stingray Plushie [618]A cuddly stingray plushie, one of the Cayman Islands' most famous inhabitants.Plushie$400$3002,629,081Shop
Steel Drum [619]55 gallons of musical steel to calypso the night away - musical talent not included!Other$1,500$1,00096,960Shop
Nodding Turtle [620]Duuuuuude, this tiny nodding turtle will agree with everything you say.Other$750$500777,105Shop
Snorkel [621]A pair of reef exploring goggles with snorkel. Make sure you're properly equipped before heading out to the ocean!Clothing$20,000$15,00028,841Shop
Flippers [622]A pair of diving flippers more than suitable for snorkelling. If you're looking for underwater speed, you've got it!Clothing$10,000$7,50039,502Shop
Speedo [623]Although not so visually appealing, it's important to be streamlined when snorkelling.Clothing$6,000$4,00097,436Shop
Bikini [624]The most popular female beachwear around the globe. Perfect for snorkelling, and perhaps in some cases, cross dressing.Clothing$8,000$6,000180,388Shop
Wetsuit [625]For more advanced snorkellers, this suit will provide buoyancy in water and keep the cold out.Clothing$30,000$20,00021,338Shop
Diving Gloves [626]These thick diving gloves will protect your hands from harsh rocks and cold water.Clothing$5,000$3,000115,685Shop
Dog Poop [627]Fresh dog poop in a paper bag, the apparatus of a traditional practical joke. Place on your victim's doorstep and set the bag alight! Watch them fly out of their home to try to stomp the flames out. Perfect for April Fools' day.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Stink Bombs [628]A pack of disgustingly smelly stink bombs. Break these little glass vials and put them through your victim's letter box to really spoil their day. A great prank for April Fools'.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Toilet Paper [629]This budget toilet roll paper serves little use other than spoiling someone's home and garden. Throw the rolls over your victim's property to give them an unpleasant morning surprise. Perfect for April Fools' day.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Mr Torn Crown '12 [630]Awarded to scony [429271] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2012!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '12 [631]Awarded to JoNeSyGaLL [1263544] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2012!Collectible$0$01Shop
Petrified Humerus [632]The perfect weapon for any enemy you have a bone to pick with.

The Petrified Humerus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Latex Gloves [633]Protect your iron fists from injuries with a pair of latex gloves.Clothing$0$23,340Shop
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs [634]Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Straitjacket [635]If the jacket fits, wear it. It will only restrain your body; your mind is free to go!Clothing$0$2003,235Shop
Cinnamon Ornament [636]A home-made ornament, giving off a lovely whiff of cinnamon.Other$0$1510,716Shop
Christmas Express [637]All aboard!Other$0$356,990Shop
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail [638]Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Golden Candy Cane [639]A solid gold Candy Cane, not suited for consumption.Other$0$35,0007,119Shop
Kevlar Gloves [640]These gloves can protect you from cuts and extreme temperatures, providing light-weight dexterity and comfort.Defensive$400,000$320,00030,115Shop
WWII Helmet [641]The Stahlhelm ("steel helmet"), with its distinctive "coal scuttle" shape, was an instantly-recognizable military icon and became a common element of military propaganda as well as protecting many skulls from shrapnel.Defensive$89,500$71,00044,871Shop
Motorcycle Helmet [642]What would be more embarrassing than suffering a crash because you got a bug in your eye? And if you get mugged, the helmet can protect you from blunt instruments and pepper spray.Defensive$0$1,55018,952Shop
Construction Helmet [643]Protects you from tools and other object dropped by fellow-workers above you, and from muggers trying to crack your skull. Also gives you license to whistle at likely-looking passers-by.Defensive$14,000$11,50031,247Shop
Welding Helmet [644]Designed to protect your eyes, head, and neck from flash burn while welding, this sturdy helmet can also deflect attacks from blunt instruments and pepper spray.Defensive$0$2,500525Shop
Safety Boots [645]These steel-toed boots protect your feet from heavy, sharp, or hot objects; provide extra power for your kick; and gain you respect among the street-wise.Defensive$77,000$58,00058,701Shop
Hiking Boots [646]These boots will support you along difficult trails and up rocky scrambles. They also provide moderate protection against both gunfire and blade attacks.Defensive$6,700$4,20044,581Shop
Leather Helmet [647]This helmet keeps the sun out of your eyes, the dust off your neck, and your brains more or less in place if someone swats you with a baseball bat.Defensive$1,250$900113,132Shop
Leather Pants [648]These pants can deflect some knife thrusts, and reduce injuries from motorcycle accidents or rug burn.Defensive$1,100$850194,019Shop
Leather Boots [649]These boots make a style and a safety statement at the same time, offering both eye appeal and modest protection against attacks.Defensive$900$720121,946Shop
Leather Gloves [650]These gloves protect your hands from extremes of heat and cold, and from some weapons; however, it sure is hard to pick up a coin while wearing them!Defensive$750$600234,131Shop
Combat Helmet [651]This helmet cradles the wearer's head and provides protection against both concussion and shrapnel. You can also fill it with water and boil eggs for your supper.Defensive$3,100,000$2,600,00056,864Shop
Combat Pants [652]These pants are camouflaged, so you may have trouble finding them in your closet. However, once on they provide added protection against cuts and abrasions and have many handy pockets.Defensive$2,950,000$2,450,00073,641Shop
Combat Boots [653]These boots will keep you well-attached to the surface of the Earth. Their weight is largely made up of protective layers in the sole and uppers to keep your feet safer even when you waltz through a minefield.Defensive$2,400,000$1,920,00065,516Shop
Combat Gloves [654]These reinforced gauntlets keep your hands safe in close-combat situations, although they do make it harder to text on your cell phone.Defensive$2,100,000$1,870,00067,733Shop
Riot Helmet [655]This helmet can protect you against thrown bricks, fire splash from incendiaries, and flowers tossed your way by pacifists.Defensive$0$04Shop
Riot Body [656]Although this armor for your torso will slow down your dance-floor moves, you will thank it when it deflects a knife blade or a platter of shrapnel from an explosion.Defensive$0$03Shop
Riot Pants [657]No matter which side of the riot you're on, you'll have more fun if you don't have to worry about skinned knees or Molotov-cocktail burns.Defensive$0$03Shop
Riot Boots [658]These boots will protect you from puncture wounds, slashes, acid, heat, and the blood of the people you stomp.Defensive$0$01Shop
Riot Gloves [659]When you wear these gloves you can't do fine-motor stuff like picking up a dime. But you can compel other people to do that tuff for you.Defensive$0$01Shop
Dune Helmet [660]With this helmet you can deflect object that might otherwise dent your skull, while making yourself a tougher target for your enemy to find.Defensive$0$01Shop
Dune Vest [661]About the only challenge this body armor does not help protect you from is an itchy trickly of sand down the small of your back.Defensive$0$01Shop
Dune Pants [662]Camouflaged and reinforced pants; way cool although not particularly useful for urban combat.Defensive$0$01Shop
Dune Boots [663]These boots will help keep your feet cool, dry, dirt-free, and safe from impact wounds.Defensive$0$01Shop
Dune Gloves [664]In addition to the protection they offer, these gloves have gecko-like grips on the pads of the fingers to help you pick up small items without putting your hand at risk.Defensive$0$01Shop
Assault Helmet [665]You're going to attack the enemy, right? You're going head-first, right? Good idea to protect your head, don't you think?Defensive$0$01Shop
Assault Body [666]The design of this body armor presumes you are going into harm's way. It helps make sure you can come back.Defensive$0$01Shop
Assault Pants [667]These pants protect you against stabs, abrasions, and shrapnel, and have lots of useful pockets and pouches.Defensive$0$01Shop
Assault Boots [668]Wear these boots to walk easily over booby-traps, razor wire, and the bodies of your opponents.Defensive$0$01Shop
Assault Gloves [669]With these gauntlets on, you hardly need a weapon beside your hands. But take one anyhow, just in case.Defensive$0$01Shop
Delta Gas Mask [670]Even the air you breathe is out to get you. This enhanced gas mask can filter out most of the toxins.Defensive$0$03Shop
Delta Body [671]This body armor combines protection and flexibility, so you can move and fight with confidence.Defensive$0$02Shop
Delta Pants [672]Battle on any battlefield and wade through any risk in this high-life-expectancy pair of pants.Defensive$0$03Shop
Delta Boots [673]With these boots you can do just about anything safely except maybe walk on water.Defensive$0$02Shop
Delta Gloves [674]Damage resistant and flexible, these gloves let you deal a hand of cards in a fire-fight, if that's what you really need to do.Defensive$0$02Shop
Marauder Face Mask [675]Kevlar layers and an impervious faceplate let this helmet protect your head in most combat conditions.Defensive$0$03Shop
Marauder Body [676]The Kevlar armor in this bodysuit protects against slashes, punctures, projectile fire, and accusations of poor taste.Defensive$0$01Shop
Marauder Pants [677]Wear these pants whenever you need to slide down razor blades or roll in a pool of fire.Defensive$0$03Shop
Marauder Boots [678]These boots resist shock, heat, slashes, and punctures, and add force when you have to kick your way out of a situation.Defensive$0$03Shop
Marauder Gloves [679]Ultimate finger-protectors. Kevlar is light, flexible, and really tough.Defensive$0$01Shop
EOD Helmet [680]Got a bomb? We have the bomb-disposal helmet for you. Rugged and impact-resistant, with a built-in mini-searchlight for helping you read the instructions you wrote on your hand.Defensive$0$03Shop
EOD Apron [681]When the bomb goes off, its impact goes everywhere. This apron shields your vital organs from blast compression and debris damage.Defensive$0$02Shop
EOD Pants [682]These pants are not stylish, but they will help you walk away should that bomb go off while you are disarming it.Defensive$0$02Shop
EOD Boots [683]Sturdy and stiff, with good treads for good grip, these boots can protect your feet from powerful blasts.Defensive$0$03Shop
EOD Gloves [684]These must be the rarest armor elements in Torn. They'll keep your hands safe near a blast, but in order to actually deal with the bomb you're going to have to, you know, take them off and work with exposed hands.Defensive$0$03Shop
Torn Bible [685]In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.Collectible$0$020Shop
Friendly Bot Guide [686]Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC, and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.Collectible$0$020Shop
Egotistical Bear [687]A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her.Collectible$0$020Shop
Brewery Key [688]Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery, and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.Collectible$0$020Shop
Signed Jersey [689]This jersey was worn in the annual Torn Sports Tournament by RatedR and has been signed by the whole staff team. Give this framed, signed jersey a nice place on your wall!Collectible$0$020Shop
Mafia Kit [690]A unique kit handed down through generations of bloodshed and war to Two. Although the contents are still unknown, the kit is rumoured to contain a custom fitted bullet proof Armani suit and a matching hat. Owning this kit guarantees knowledge, power and wealth.Collectible$0$020Shop
Octopus Toy [691]This octopus toy was modelled after Karty's pet octopus. This little 8 tentacled beast likes hiding in dark holes and is a sucker for the ladies! Be careful though, he's known to spray his ink over your face when you're least expecting it!Collectible$0$020Shop
Bear Skin Rug [692]This collectible rug is perfect for snuggling, bear skin to bare skin. You can find one on Prodi's floor near the fireplace. PETA approved as well, of course!Collectible$0$020Shop
Tractor Toy [693]A toy it may seem to you, however it has run into cars, had bottles thrown at it and been crashed multiple times. Only a tractor owned by DaveO comes with this kind of history. Equipped with a mini seat for the shortest of passengers and a radio that keeps you awake after a 14 hour day.Collectible$0$020Shop
Mr Torn Crown '13 [694]Awarded to bogie [148747] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2013!Collectible$0$01Shop
Ms Torn Crown '13 [695]Awarded to 2hOt4WoTuGoT [183048] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2013!Collectible$0$01Shop
Piece of Cake [696]Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake!Other$0$22,280Shop
Rotten Eggs [697]As fresh as the day they were laid, 7 months ago...Other$0$12,162Shop
Peg Leg [698]Made from the finest shivered timbers. Rumoured to be 3 inches taller until the termites set in...Other$0$152,981Shop
Antidote [699]This antidote has varying results in reversing the effects of the TCX-59 pathological agent. It will have a far higher chance of success against underdeveloped strains of the virus. Please see enclosed notes before use.Medical$0$2,0001,110Shop
Christmas Angel [700]A perfect addition to your Christmas tree.Other$0$2717,284Shop
Eggnog [701]Egg, sugar and cream... What else could possibly taste this good on a cold Christmassy evening. Sprinkle on some nutmeg for that very authentic flavour.Other$0$46,365Shop
Sprig of Holly [702]A very merry berry addition to any Christmas.Other$0$518,732Shop
Festive Socks [703]Knitted with love by Mrs Claus to keep your tootsies warm.Clothing$0$1714,464Shop
Respo Hoodie [704]Gifted exclusively to the BETA testers in the staff team and player committee who helped to test RESPO prior to launch.Clothing$0$086Shop
Staff Haxx Button [705]For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear, the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you!Other$0$055Shop
Birthday Cake '14 [706]A birthday cake celebrating the 10th anniversary of Torn. What an epic decade! Here's to the next ten years.Other$0$102,912Shop
Lump of Coal [707]It seems Santa has been very displeased with you. It looks like this is all you're getting for Christmas this year.Other$0$126,060Shop
Gold Ribbon [708]This gold ribbon is awarded to the 1st place winners of community events. Handed out on rare occasions, this prestigious award proves the recipient is better than everyone else at everything, full stop.Collectible$0$0208Shop
Silver Ribbon [709]This silver ribbon is awarded to the 2nd place winners of community events. Its sale is frowned upon by event administrators. Treasure it forever!Collectible$0$0196Shop
Bronze Ribbon [710]This bronze ribbon is awarded to the 3rd place winners of community events. Not quite as good as gold or silver, the recipient has still strongly excelled over the majority of other participants.Collectible$0$0211Shop
Coin : Factions [711]This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. It features two crossed AK-47's, an iconic symbol of factional warfare. Although Factions have been the sole reason for hundreds of thousands of hospitalizations over the years, they sum up extensive teamwork and friendship. As of December 2014, there are thought to be over 2,000 of these small underground groups causing an estimated 10,000 hospitalizations per day.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Casino [712]This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Lucky Shot Casino. The preferred entertainment establishment among the majority of citizens certainly bolsters Torn's reputation, and over the last decade gambling revenues have brought the city in-line with Las Vegas.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Education [713]This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn community college. With over a hundred courses, the college can prepare citizens for almost any walk of life. Its popularity is unprecedented, which is unusual when compared with other metrics like crime rates and health service statistics. The wonders of Torn City's educational system really are profound and have helped make the city what it is today.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Hospital [714]This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn City Health Service. Their valiant doctors and nurses have helped hundreds of thousands of people recover from violent injuries over the last decade. As of December 2014, the TCHS has seen over 17,000,000 patients and cares for over a thousand at any one time.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Jail [715]This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the TCPD and Torn penitentiary whose officers arrest and watch over almost 3,000 inmates on a daily basis. Despite sceptics believing that the unique 'instant-justice' short term sentences have little-to-no impact on hardened criminals, officials say managing crime rather than actually reducing it is the best thing for the city.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Travel Agency [716]This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin in particular displays an airliner, celebrating Torn's bustling international airport. Although offering only a handful of destinations, it serves over 5,000 commuters daily and drastically increases tourism.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Companies [717]This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin in particular focuses on companies. Their employees and directors have helped bring commerce and tourism to the city despite its shortcomings. As of December 2014, there are over 2,500 registered companies generating $81 billion per week.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Stock Exchange [718]This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin is dedicated to the Torn City Stock Exchange. World renowned for the unique gifts its directors lavish upon investors, and the fortunes made. Its legitimacy has strongly recovered since the days of insider-trading and a conspiracy among a few investors to manipulate the markets - nicknamed Torngate. Today's stock exchange pumps billions into Torn's corporations, strengthening the city's once questionable economical state.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Church [719]This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. In particular this coin celebrates the newly completed multi-faith church which hosts hundreds of wedding ceremonies on a monthly basis. Despite initial criticism from atheists, its construction has been blessed by thousands of citizens who go there at least once a month to pray, and have raised over $15,000,000,000 in charitable donations as of December 2014.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Auction House [720]This limited edition bronze coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin features the city's Auction House, where citizens can enter and bid on exceedingly rare items and even unique properties. Over the years, its auctions have attracted celebrities and tycoons, and made headlines around the world.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Race Track [721]This limited edition bronze coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin celebrates Torn's raceway and the hundreds of enthusiasts who participate daily. Although criticised for spurring on an increase of illegal street races on Torn's roads, it's certainly a unique fascination among citizens and has greatly boosted the city's automotive industry.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Museum [722]This limited edition bronze coin, given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin is dedicated to the museum. Established in 2009, it quickly gained the international spotlight for its unique and diverse collections. Working with volunteers in the community, its assortment of rare artifacts, continental flower arrangements and even collectors' edition plushies expands daily.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Drugs [723]This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin features a cannabis leaf. Drugs, although illegal, are rarely policed and have had a large impact on the city and its residents. Research suggests that citizens on drugs are generally more successful individuals than those who avoid them, but some critics strongly disagree - condemning their usage and calling for tougher laws. Their usage rate is unprecedented, making Torn the drug capital of the USA.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Dump [724]This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This one in particular spotlights the Torn City Dump. Residents have ditched over 50 million items, but what's fascinating are the crowds of people who head over each day to look through them. Hundreds of people sorting through other people's waste will always be an iconic image of Torn.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Coin : Estate Agents [725]This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn City Estate Agents. Ranging from trailers to private islands, over 100 brand new properties are sold daily. A true sign of social status; climbing the property ladder is one of the biggest desires among citizens. A recent statistic claims that as of December 2014, there are over 10,000 private islands off the coast, with an average of three per day being artificially created to meet demand.Collectible$0$0250Shop
Scrooge's Top Hat [726]A once-elegant hat, now shiny with wear and a little out of fashion.Clothing$0$0216Shop
Scrooge's Topcoat [727]A long, solid, dark coat that buttons to the neck and seems to reject snow and rain with scorn.Clothing$0$0228Shop
Scrooge's Trousers [728]Tight wollen trousers, with pockets that resist giving up their contents, whether a coin or a handkerchief.Clothing$0$0228Shop
Scrooge's Boots [729]Boots as accustomed to kicking beggars out of the path as to treading the floors in Scrooge's counting house.Clothing$0$0243Shop
Scrooge's Gloves [730]Ivory gloves that once were white. No amount of cleaning can remove some suspicious stains from them.Clothing$0$0215Shop
Empty Blood Bag [731]An empty blood transfusion bag ready to be filled.

Effect: Produces a blood bag of your type. Reduces life by 20%. Increases medical cooldown by 3 hours.
Blood Bag : A+ [732]A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : A- [733]A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : B+ [734]A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : B- [735]A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : AB+ [736]A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : AB- [737]A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : O+ [738]A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Blood Bag : O- [739]A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Mr Torn Crown [740]Awarded to the annual winner of the Mr Torn competition. One of the very rarest and most sought after awards.Collectible$0$06Shop
Ms Torn Crown [741]Awarded to the annual winner of the Ms Torn competition. One of the very rarest and most sought after awards.Collectible$0$06Shop
Molotov Cocktail [742]The poor man's hand grenade. Easy to make with an empty bottle, some gasoline, and a wick to plug the neck of the bottle. The trick is knowing how long to wait, after you light the wick, before throwing the Molotov cocktail at your target--you don't want it to bounce off, but to explode in a ball of fire.

Effect: Opponent receives Severe Burning damage over 5 turns.

The Molotov Cocktail is a Temporary type of weapon.
Christmas Sweater '15 [743]Given to you by relatives you only see once per year, worn to boozy Christmas parties that result in disgraceful pictures plastered on social media. This Christmas sweater represents bad taste and good times had by all.Clothing$0$0797Shop
Book : Brawn Over Brains [744]Have you ever worn a tight-fitting vest top only to realise you look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia? Worry no more, as this helpful collection of workout tips will help to increase your strength and have you lifting heavy things like a big boy in no time. With over 5,000 revolutionary exercises, including "Deaf Guy Deadlifts", "Paralyser Pushups" and "Soil Yourself Squats", you'll become the man or manly-looking woman you always wanted to be.

Effect: Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book : Time Is In The Mind [745]Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.

Effect: Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome [746]Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.

Effect: Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book : A Job For Your Hands [747]Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.

Effect: Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book : Working 9 Til 5 [748]Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.

"If I'd known of Ms Parton's methods when I first started, I probably wouldn't be dead"
- Steve Jobs

Effect: Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.
Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes [749]In our modern digital world it can be hard to find new friends, and just as hard to find yourself a pure evil nemesis. With everyone too focused on their iPads, Netflix and terror atrocities we all find it hard to break through and make new acquaintances from time to time. But did you know you can make both friends and foes on the bus, simply by sniffing them? Our easy program of 328 simple steps means you'll acquire lifelong pals and mortal enemies with ease, and all in the time it takes for a stranger to say "What are you doing to my hair?"

Effect: Increases blacklist & friend list capacity by +100 upon completion.
Book : High School For Adults [750]Many of us have regrets about our time in high school - how come I never stood up for myself, I wish I had kissed that girl, why didn't I tell the Principal about coach's after school massage lessons? But the thing most people wish they could change is their course of study. You might be stuck in a dead-end graphic design job wishing you'd studied French. Perhaps you toil away as a physicist but your real passion is interpretive dance. Or maybe you're a Physical Education teacher and you wish you'd actually been to even just once. High School For Adults is the antidote to all of your educational errors, and contains a series of useful ideas which will help you retrain your brain for a whole new vocation or industry.

"I was one of the best pediatric cancer specialists in the world, but curing sick children never gave me anything like the rush I get when I turn up to work at the strip club and let strange men put dollar bills down my buttcrack"
- Dr Brandy Giggletits

Effect: Provides a free merit reset upon completion.
Book : Milk Yourself Sober [751]The healing properties of milk have long been known to mankind, and those first intrepid perverts who dared to suckle on the teat of their bovine brethren unlocked a delicious creamy cave of medicinal wonder. Addiction is a terrible thing, but by replacing each of your daily meals with twelve glasses of milk you'll see those ketamine cravings and hashish hankerings disappear almost as if by magic. A treasure trove of milk stories and milk based recipes can also be found in this, a book described as "dangerously unscientific" by the National Medical Council.

Effect: Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.
Book : Fight Like An Asshole [752]The greatest fighters and warmongers in history - Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Judge Judy - what do they all have in common? They were all gigantic ass-hats. It was Muhammed Ali who was once so eloquently quoted as saying "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Yet who amongst the animal kingdom is more of a dick than bees? Perhaps hyenas, but that's besides the point. To become a great fighter you must first become a great douchebag. In Fight Like An Asshole you will learn how to unleash your inner shithead, learning all manner of titty twisters, eye-gouges, and shin-kicks to the cock which will leave your enemy in a crumpled heap of tears and shame.

Effect: Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days.
Book : Mind Over Matter [753]Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days.
Book : No Shame No Pain [754]In her 2015 essay on the human nervous system entitled Agony and Anxiety - Whaaaa? Professor Folangé Musketeer-Smith revealed a ground-breaking discovery regarding the human nervous system. After a series of experiments involving children subjected to severe amounts of emotional and physical agony, Professor Musketeer-Smith made the astonishing discovery that people who were embarrassed to a sufficiently high degree become entirely immune to pain. No Shame No Pain expands on the Professor's initial findings with a more detailed examination of the ways you can shame yourself and loved ones into an agony free existence.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days.
Book : Run Like The Wind [755]There isn't a man, woman or child alive who hasn't at some point dreamed of winning the 100m Olympic Sprint with a record breaking time of 9.04 seconds. Many of us have of course tried to achieve such feats, only to be told we're "too old", "too slow", "too fat" and "not from Jamaica". But what if you could use your own personal jet-engine to help you run faster than anyone ever has before you? Run Like The Wind contains scientifically proven methods based on the principle of harnessing your own human flatulence in order to increase speed. Once you know the power your air biscuits can provide, we guarantee you'll never waste another one.

- Oprah Winfrey

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days.
Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble [756]When the world's animals are listed in order of danger a few familiar names make up the top five; sharks, hippos, lions, spiders, mosquitos. But each time one notable absentee invalidates such lists, and it shall be to his eternal detriment if mankind continues to ignore the ever-present threat of the Weasel. Weasels are known for their extreme dexterity and cunning, yet their passive nature means they rarely use their powers for evil. Those weasels which do turn against man often manage to weasel out of court cases, leading to far fewer prosecutions than you would expect or hope. The only way humanity can combat any future insurrection by Earth's weasel population is to adopt and utilise their methods. By reading Weaseling Out of Trouble, you might just save your life.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days.
Book : Get Hard Or Go Home [757]Fast cars, leather jackets, a horrible personality; men use all sorts of things to mask the fact that they're packing a flaccid little cocktail weenie down there. But we all know the best way to overcompensate for having genitals which resemble an outty belly button is to hit the gym hard. Super hard. So hard it doesn't even matter if someone finds you sobbing in a heap clutching your junk. It doesn't matter okay? It's what you do with it that counts. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Effect: Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days.
Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success [758]World famous documentarian Alan Cucumber documents the athletic regimen of tennis legend Serena Williams in a bid to uncover why her on-court grunting regime has brought her so much success. Following Ms Williams over a single calendar year, Cucumber discovers Serena's specific method of grunting and how it helps her in the gym, on the tennis court, and in the bedroom. Sadly Alan Cucumber's eardrums were shattered by one particular grunt as Ms Williams attempted a 6am bicep curl, but the erstwhile storyteller perseveres and brings you the full, unedited story of his time with the multiple Grand Slam champion, in a book which the UK's Guardian newspaper described as "baffling".

Effect: Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book : Self Defense In The Workplace [759]An attack on an office can happen at any place, at any time...well obviously that place has to be an office, and it would also have to be open, but you get the point. If a masked intruder was to storm in and murder you at your desk, would you survive? Self Defense In The Workplace teaches you the skills you need to protect yourself in the event of workplace warfare. Find out how dangerous a trapper keeper can be with the right training. Discover how a single sheet of A4 paper can slice a man's throat clean open. And commit to memory the knowledge that someone armed with only six post-it notes, two B3 pencils and a scientific calculator can hold off a horde of over 200 heavily armed troops.

Effect: Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script [760]Screenwriter and amateur gynaecologist Ricky Buttons finally reveals to the world the full shooting script for the cancelled third entry into the Speed franchise; Speed 3: Piggyback Ride. In this uniquely fascinating manuscript a young father agrees to give his seven year old daughter a piggyback ride, discovering to his horror that he must then travel faster than 40 miles per hour at all times to avoid seeing his little girl detonate before his very eyes. This romantic action comedy romp is both entertaining and inspiring, as we read with bemusement the various methods employed by the desperate dad to keep his legs perpetually in motion.

Effect: Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book : Limbo Lovers 101 [761]The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed.

"After limbering myself up using the instructions in Limbo Lovers 101, I now eat and defecate through a tube"
- The guy from Mumford & Sons

Effect: Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime [762]For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.

"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq

Effect: Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.
Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? [763]Society has long wondered what to do with the elderly - ignore them, burn them, use them as some kind of hat-stand. Many believe we should just put them in old people jail and leave them to rot, but to do these things would be a waste of the delicious knowledge retained inside the minds of our many wrinkled wanderers. In What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? we examine how you can feast upon the experience inside old-people brains for your own benefit. From how to unlock a door using slippers through to a range of fascinating techniques for persuading someone to sleep with you out of pity - this book is an anthology of elderly experience no young whippersnapper can do without.

Effect: Increases all EXP gains by 25% for 31 days.
Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree [764]Ever wonder how doctors know so much about your inside parts? Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that they are wrong and you are right? We've all watched Grey's Anatomy, it can't be that hard. Hear the story of how I, Kenny Manchego, repeatedly leave hospitals against doctor's recommendations several days early, and how you can too!

Effect: Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days.
Book : No More Soap On A Rope [765]Humans have tattled on each other since the dawn of time. Many of us remember the first time we told mom it was the kid next door who shat on the porch. Tattling is what makes humans human, so let us rekindle this spirit and apply those tale-telling traits to the Torn legal system. This guide will help you discover how to rat on your fellow criminals so hard the judge can't help but go easy on you.

Effect: Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days.
Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad [766]Ever wonder how mail seems to arrive so much faster at its destination than people do? Ervington Winterbottom did, so he decided to try something out. Over a period of three months he shipped 84 individually boxed kittens to various destinations across the country. On each occasion Winterbottom then attempted to arrive at his parcel's destination before his pussy packages using conventional public transport, and he failed every single time. Despite the unfortunate felines suffocating to death during each journey Ervington knew he had stumbled upon something life-changing, and to this day he saves thousands of pounds and hours every year shipping himself and his family to exotic destinations around the world. Mailing Yourself Abroad is the essential guide to cheap and easy international travel, and within minutes of reading it you'll be taping yourself up for the trip of a lifetime.

Effect: Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days.
Book : Smuggling For Beginners [767]International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.
Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear [768]If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-nonce".

Effect: Guaranteed stealth for the next 31 days.
Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! [769]Since the release of The Shawshank Redemption, prison breakouts have become a little cliché. Every warden worth his salt now checks behind posters of cute girls for holes, under toilets for cracks in the floor, and at the end of sewerage pipes for excrement-slathered convicts. The old ways no longer work, so Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! aims to "breakout" and devise a whole new approach to the traditional prison bust. From seducing the warden and dressing up like a Mexican bandido through to pleading insanity and gradually mailing yourself piece by piece to an alternate destination - this book is the go-to guide for both current convicts and potential lawbreakers alike.

Effect: Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days.
Book : Ignorance Is Bliss [770]Happiness is the right of every human being, and the best way to achieve this is to pretend bad things don't happen. There is a reason stupid people always seem so giddy with excitement, and that's because their simple minds have no way of knowing what the hell is going on. We take inspiration from those kids in high school who sat at the back of the class eating paste and bring you some psychological tricks to turn that frown upside down. Has your Grandmother died recently? Burn those treasured family photos. Starving kids in Africa? Smash your TV into bits. People calling you dumb? Just straight up murder them with hammers. Our book is full of handy happiness hints suitable for children and adults alike. And if none of them work, our words are also printed on LSD blotter paper.

Effect: Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days.
Book : Winking To Win [771]There are many books on the art of persuasion, yet they all over-complicate what is essentially a very simple process. Making people give you more of what you want is as easy as two plus two, which if you didn't know equals four. Winking To Win teaches you how a simple wink of the right eye can double your fee in business negotiations instantly, and several winks in a row brings riches you can only dream of. Most people are too afraid to utilise the full power of the wink for fear it may make them resemble a pervert or stroke victim, yet those who truly understand the ways of the semi-blink will testify to its uniquely persuasive nature.

"Since I started winking I haven't looked back, mostly because I over did it and my eyes fell out"
- Stevie Wonder

Effect: Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days.
Book : Finders Keepers [772]Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in Finders Keepers I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging".

Effect: Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days.
Book : Hot Turkey [773]Addiction is a cruel mistress and has blighted many people, but all of these tragically wasted lives could have been saved using one simple trick - denial. Both Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous claim the realisation of addiction is the first step towards recovery, but by delaying this crucial first step and recategorizing yourself as being "on the road to being on the road to recovery", you can enjoy one last month-long blowout before going cold turkey. In Hot Turkey we pose the questions drunk people are too wasted to ask. For example, giving in to your vice is often called "Falling off the Wagon", but how do we know the wagon is going in the right direction? Who is driving the wagon? Are there snacks on board? Maybe being on the wagon isn't all that great after all?

Effect: Gain no drug addiction for 31 days.
Book : Higher Daddy, Higher! [774]The noble art of pushing children on swings has long been suggested as a potential solution to the world's energy crisis. For reasons as yet unknown, the mysterious power of a child screaming "Higher Daddy, Higher!" seems to generate an unlimited amount of energy from untapped reserves located deep within the human body. Higher Daddy, Higher examines this elusive source of raw brute force and seeks to apply its principles to everyday urban living.

"I shouted 'higher daddy, higher!' whilst running for the subway, and I felt more energised than ever before in my life...until I was wrestled to the ground by police officers"
- Judge Judy

Effect: Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days.
Book : The Real Dutch Courage [775]During the Anglo-Dutch war of 1665-1667 the English sailors often remarked upon how brave their clog-wearing foes were in the heat of battle. The Dutch seemed to have complete disregard for their own safety, as was evident by their exclusive use of bicycles in a war fought entirely at sea. One man remarked that the Dutch must've been drunk, and it is from this incident the term "Dutch Courage" originates. Taking a drink before a stressful situation in order to stiffen one's resolve has long been referred to by this term, but The Real Dutch Courage seeks to obliterate this myth and reveal the true source of the Dutch sailors' bravery - the humble wasp. Each Dutchman took to battle a tiny wooden windmill filled with wasps affixed to their inner thigh as a method of encouragement, and the story of how this tradition came to pass truly is a tale for the ages.

Effect: Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days.
Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story [776]The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.

Effect: Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.
Book : No More Sick Days [777]Traditional medicine has long been established as the one and only method of healing the sick, but did Jesus have access to aspirin and cough syrup when he cured the lepers? Historians say no, so how could he possibly achieve both this and the growth of such a long, lustrous beard? At the Medicinal Institute for Non-Derivative Life Extending Support Systems we work with homeopaths, psychics, spiritual healers and other non-qualified individuals to create alternative medical products for the gullible folk of the 21st Century. Did we say gullible? We meant smart. Smart educated people who clearly know more than those idiots with their "medical qualifications", "years of training" and their "reasonable logic".

Effect: Doubles life regeneration for 31 days.
Book : Duke - My Story [778]How you doin? I'm The Duke, and this is my story what I gone and wrote myself. Now if you wanna learn how to be a big-time honcho head like me you better sit down and read this, but don't go reading it on the john cause I don't wanna see that business! My book is full of stories about how people double crossed over me and I whacked em real hard, but they ain't put no pictures in like I said because they say Oprah won't read it if I do. If you wanna hear about how I grew up on the streets alone, how I became the biggest shark in a small duck pond of fish, and why I'm even more dangerous than those Balsamic State nutjobs over in the Middle Earth...then you better buy this book yeah? Good. I knew you'd agree.

Effect: Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days.
Book : Self Control Is For Losers [779]How many beers do you think it's safe to drink in an hour? Four? Twelve? Forty twelve? What about cigars, cream cakes and breakfast burritos? Surely there's a limit right? Everything in moderation? Not if you're smart about it there isn't. My name is Hermando Ravioli, and my breakfast consists of deep-fried lard balls accompanied by a Champagne and human blood smoothie. But how can I eat this and still weigh only six stone? By tricking my body like a sucker that's how. Each morning I use visualisation techniques to convince my brain I've just completed a marathon, thereby increasing my metabolism and allowing me to fill my face with ever more crap. With Self Control is For Losers you too will learn my gluttonous secrets, and before long you'll be on your way to a well-earned heart attack.

Effect: Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.
Book : Going Back For More [780]When the ordinary public uses non-prescription medication for headaches, stomach pain or genital warts they often pay close attention to the recommended dosage. If the packet says take two every 24 hours, you take two every 24 hours - unless you are attempting to kill yourself. But did you know that you can take two times, three times, or even twelve times the recommended dose of any medication and only suffer minor internal bleeding and blindness? Going Back For More lifts the lid on the "recommended dosage" conspiracy and gives you the inside track on exactly how much morphine, neumune and painkilling medication you can take before you realise "I may have gone too far".

Effect: Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.
Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity [781]Hollywood is littered with tales of tinseltown stars losing their minds in a haze of drunken debauchery, with Marlon Brando, Alec Guinness, Colin Farrell and Betty White all falling foul of the demon drink at one point or another. But one woman outstrips them all - Lindsay Lohan. The enchanting tale of the silver screen's hepatitis typhoon is brought to life in this exquisite anthology of crayon drawings and doodles. If you've always wanted to puke like a Hollywood starlet then this story will both inspire and disgust you, as you are taken on a veritable rollercoaster of booze, bitching, and blowjobs behind dumpsters.

Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.
Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure [782]In 1995 on a quiet walk through a forgettable city centre I met a man who would change my life. My name is Letitia Solid-Loaf and for years I had suffered with fatigue of both the mind and brain, until I bumped into a homeless man drinking petrol behind a KFC. He went by the name of Toxic Terry, and with his deep blue eyes and unruly mop of shaggy blonde hair he persuaded me to take a taste of his "cocktail" - which I later discovered was a simple energy drink mixed with petroleum. For the first time in my life I felt alive, and since this revelation I haven't gone more than three hours without combining an energy drink with harmful industrial propellants. Despite losing all of my hair, teeth, gums and dignity I do not regret a thing, and in Fuelling Your Way To Failure I offer up some of my favourite refuelling recipes for you to try at home, at school, or in a heavily soiled alleyway.

Effect: Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days.
Book : Yes Please Diabetes [783]If the tale of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar tells us anything, it's that the morbidly obese eventually turn into a beautiful butterfly. Wouldn't you like to be that beautiful butterfly? Of course you would. This step by step guide will teach you the skills you need to become happier than ever as you consume nothing but candy and become a complete shut in within the comfort of your own home.

Effect: Doubles candy effects for 31 days.
Book : Ugly Energy [784]If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga

Effect: Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days.
Book : Memories And Mammaries [785]Some people are blessed with a photographic memory, others possess a naturally advanced brain capacity - but what about the rest of us? During her teenage years, mathematician and convicted felon Jennifer Yellow-Hat noticed that her friends had an astounding ability to recall her words whenever she wore a bulky sweater. Conversely, on days where her cleavage was on display, her associates' efforts to memorise facts and figures failed repeatedly. Her conclusion that the presence of breasts reduces the human mind's capacity for memory helped one Harvard student to a 100% grade on his advanced physics paper, and in Memories and Mammaries Ms Yellow-Hat explains how you too can improve information retention with three simple boob banishing techniques.

"What's my name again? Who are you? What am I doing here?"
- Hugh Hefner

Effect: Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days.
Book : Brown-nosing The Boss [786]The term "brown-nosing" refers to the behavior of an employee attempting to curry favor with their superior or superiors. It was first coined by the Roman Emperor Tiberius, whose appointed counsel frequently cleansed their leader's unvarnished penny as an act of worship and servitude. Obviously such techniques are inappropriate today, but what modern equivalents can an employee use to increase their workplace reputation? With step-by-step guides to everything from incisive compliments through to impromptu massage at the urinals, Brown-nosing The Boss is the most important career-progression tool you will ever need.

Effect: Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days.
Book : Running Away From Trouble [787]Some of Torn's most respected cowards draw upon a lifetime's experience of running from scary shit to offer an eye-opening glimpse into the world of the namby pamby wuss. In this guide you'll find strategies and stories, none of which are heroic, which you can use to inspire yourself to run screaming like a little girl at the next sign of trouble.

"A book so gutless we're surprised it's even got a spine"
- The New York Times

Effect: Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days.
Certificate of Awesome [788]If there was an Awesomeness competition you would come first, second and third. And then we'd end the competition, burn down the stadium, and award you this Certificate of Awesome.Other$0$0279,975Shop
Certificate of Lame [789]There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades.Other$0$0148,991Shop
Plastic Sword [790]Kids have so much fun fighting with plastic swords and now you can too! Unless of course your opponent has an actual sword...

The Plastic Sword is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Mediocre T-Shirt [791]Need to blend into a crowd? Nothing says 'Average Joe' like this Mediocre T-shirt. Wear this on the streets and both cops and crooks will know you are reasonably okay at stuff.Clothing$0$7323,536Shop
Penelope [792]Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.

The Penelope is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Cake Frosting [793]Just regular frosting. You know, the kind your mom buys for your birthday cake when she doesn't love you enough to make it herself.

Effect: Can be used with a Fruitcake and Lock Picking Kit to create a Special Fruitcake.
Lock Picking Kit [794]This kit can pick any lock, key or electronic, and is small enough to be secreted anywhere you like. Except there.

Effect: Can be used with a Fruitcake and Cake Frosting to create a Special Fruitcake.
Special Fruitcake [795]This fruitcake isn't "special" in the same way as your cousin Billy. It just means it now contains a secret lock picking kit.Other$0$0111Shop
Felovax [796]Felovax is a vaccine for cats against the Feline Immunodeficiency Virus. You are now safe from Cat AIDS.

Effect: Treats Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.
Zylkene [797]Zylkene is a stress reducing drug mostly prescribed to dogs.

Effect: Reduces stress in canines.
Duke's Safe [798]Duke's safe isn't used for mere money, the things you'll find in here will make you feel dirtier than if you licked the bottom of a garbage can.

Effect: Can be opened to reveal the contents if the correct combination is entered.
Duke's Selfies [799]Duke's naked polaroids from the '80s show a much fitter, leaner gentleman.Other$0$017,585Shop
Duke's Poetry [800]To offset his violent tendencies, Duke relaxes by writing love poems in this book.Other$0$017,953Shop
Duke's Dog's Ashes [801]Duke's dog Nixon was killed by squirrels. His ashes are stored in this urn.Other$0$017,993Shop
Duke's Will [802]This will bequeaths Duke's possessions to his ex-girlfriend Penelope...not the baseball bat.Other$0$017,832Shop
Duke's Gimp Mask [803]Duke accidentally bought this leather gimp mask thinking it was a sleeping hood...or so he says.Clothing$0$017,258Shop
Duke's Herpes Medication [804]This packet may or may not contain herpes medication, but Duke takes them anyway.Medical$0$017,798Shop
Duke's Hammer [805]A devastatingly brutal claw hammer which is also a fruity shade of purple. Duke likes purple.

The Duke's Hammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Old Lady Mask [806]With this realistic rubber old lady mask you could infiltrate an old folks home easily...if you wanted to.Clothing$0$030,191Shop
Exotic Gentleman Mask [807]Nobody can decide whether this rubber mask of an Indian man is racist or not. Duke owns it, so it probably is.Clothing$0$030,272Shop
Ginger Kid Mask [808]Ever wanted to experience ginger-prejudice up close and personal? Try this rubber ginger kid mask!Clothing$0$030,163Shop
Young Lady Mask [809]With this realistic attractive young lady mask you too can be cat-called by construction workers whenever you like.Clothing$0$030,404Shop
Moustache Man Mask [810]Everyone trusts a guy with a moustache, but if you can't grow your own this rubber moustache man mask will do the job instead.Clothing$0$029,848Shop
Scarred Man Mask [811]This rubber scarred man mask is perfect for Halloween, or getting your own row of seats on the bus.Clothing$0$029,961Shop
Psycho Clown Mask [812]This rubber psycho clown mask is so realistic even your unborn grandchildren will have nightmares.Clothing$0$030,226Shop
Nun Mask [813]Nobody suspects a nun of anything untoward, so why not wear this realistic rubber nun mask whilst committing terrible acts in the Lord's name?Clothing$0$030,173Shop
Tyrosine [814]Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.

Effect: User becomes Sharpened, increasing Dexterity by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Tyrosine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Keg of Beer [815]This keg will provide you with a delicious glass of foaming ice-cold beer, but if you're planning to chug the whole thing you may be out of luck. The quantity of intoxicating liquor within each keg is unknown, meaning you could squeeze out five, ten or even just a single solitary pint from this item. Make sure to savour every drop, because it could be your last.

Effect: Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings.
Supply Pack$0$03,467Shop
Glass of Beer [816]Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Six Pack of Alcohol [817]When one bottle of booze simply isn't enough, this six-pack of exquisite forget-me-juice is just the thing you need to block out painful memories and make you feel on top of the world. Minty Mayhem, Tequila and Champagne are just some of the drinks your randomly selected six-pack might contain.

Effect: Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened.
Supply Pack$0$022,270Shop
Six Pack of Energy Drink [818]Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Taurine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid could a heart attack.

Effect: Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened.
Supply Pack$0$017,582Shop
Rosary Beads [819]If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church.

Effect: Boosts the effects of praying in the church by 10%.
Piggy Bank [820]The Piggy Bank is a porcine pottery vessel which can be used to store money. If you find saving hard, this item works in lieu of willpower to stash your cash away for a rainy day, as its contents can only be acquired by smashing it open.

Effect: Can safely store money. Withdrawing the contents will destroy the item.
Empty Vial [821]Suitable for storing all manner of excretia and internal fluids, the glass vial comes with a water-tight screw-top lid designed to prevent spillage.

Effect: Can be filled with bodily fluids.
Vial of Blood [822]This is a glass vial which now contains your blood. Take care not to spill it at a crime scene.Other$0$014Shop
Vial of Urine [823]This is a glass vial which now contains your urine. It feels pleasantly warm to the touch.Other$0$07Shop
Vial of Saliva [824]This is a glass vial which now contains your saliva. If you forgot to brush your teeth beforehand it may also contain traces of your dinner.Other$0$06Shop
Questionnaire [825]The Neurological Uniform Temperament Survey is a form containing probing psychological questions, the answers to which can be used to determine the subject's proclivities for violence, empathy and general shenanigans.

Effect: Needs to be completed and returned to Amanda.
Agreement [826]The Casus Foederis is a legal document created on behalf of Professor Amanda Ravenscroft. The signing of this document allows for your continued employment by the Professor, but you would be wise to read its terms before you do so.

Effect: Needs to be signed and returned to Amanda.
Perceptron : Calibrator [827]This calibration edition of the Perceptron is a handheld tablet loaded with Psyreader 4.001 cognitive profiling software. This program utilises the user's response to logical, emotional and creative stimulus in order to generate a virtual mental profile, a profile which is subsequently used to calibrate any further devices used by the individual.Electronic$0$08Shop
Donald Trump Mask '16 [828]Whether you love him or hate him, there's no denying that Donald Trump certainly exists. And now you too can walk around snatching felines at will with this realistic rubber depiction of his frequently animated face. (Made in Mexico)Clothing$0$060Shop
Yellow Snowman '16 [829]We've all made snowmen before, and who doesn't love writing their name in yellow snow? But rarely are these two elegant pastimes combined, until now, with this magnificent showstopping ornament made from 100% anonymous tramp urine.Collectible$0$010Shop
Nock Gun [830]The Nock Gun is a seven-barrelled rifle used by the British Royal Navy in the 18th Century. Capable of firing all seven of its 12mm rounds at once, the recoil from this gun means it can be fired just once per encounter, yet if you hit your opponent, once is all that's needed. Owned by Leslie Chanthavong thanks to his ancestors' theft of them from a Navy frigate 300 years ago, Leslie insists that each round fired from this weapon has spent a small period of time inside his bottom.

The Nock Gun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Beretta Pico [831]If you're looking for a handgun small enough to hide in your bra yet strong enough to stop a horse, then the Beretta Pico is the firearm for you. The Pico is the thinnest semi-auto handgun in the world, and is capable of holding 6 .380 bullets inside its tiny 5 inch frame.

The Beretta Pico is a Pistol type of weapon.
Riding Crop [832]Wielded by equestrians and perverts alike, the riding crop is a 30-inch lash-less whip comprising a fibreglass cane covered in leather. With one end thickened for grip and the other finished with a leather tongue, it is designed so as to not leave a mark when used. Using just a single flick of the wrist, one can inflict a great deal of pain or pleasure with this tasty little item.

The Riding Crop is a Slashing type of weapon.
Sand [833]There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off gradually over time.

Effect: Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Sand is a Temporary type of weapon.
Sweatpants [834]These grubby sweatpants belong to Leslie Chanthavong and have his name sewn into them. If you are wearing them you may wish to make an appointment at the local GUM clinic as soon as possible.Clothing$0$02,159Shop
String Vest [835]For a look that screams welfare-dependent alcoholic, this lightly soiled string vest is a staple fixture in the wardrobe of any self-respecting bum.Clothing$0$02,197Shop
Black Oxfords [836]This pair of classy, gentleman's Oxford shoes are tough, buffed and guaranteed to make even the most insignificant lowlife feel like a big shot. Just don't go wearing them for a game of Foot Roulette.Clothing$0$0591Shop
Rheinmetall MG 3 [837]This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a 1300 rounds per minute rate, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency.

The Rheinmetall MG 3 is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Homemade Pocket Shotgun [838]Capable of firing a single 12 gauge shell with more accuracy than a regular shotgun, this concealable pistol-sized sidearm will probably do as much damage to you as it does your opponent. But despite its hefty recoil and single-shell capacity, one shot from this baby is often more than enough.

The Homemade Pocket Shotgun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Madball [839]The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangster's on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds.

The Madball is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Nail Bomb [840]Based on an old Irish recipe passed down through the generations, this particular style of Nail Bomb comes in the form of a pressure cooker filled with nails, ball-bearings and razorblades. Detonated using a blasting cap placed into the cooker's cover, many hapless terrorists have been known to confuse this device for a pot of mammy's delicious stew.

The Nail Bomb is a Temporary type of weapon.
Classic Fedora [841]With its wide-brim and indented crown, the Fedora proved a popular choice for gangsters and criminals of the early 20th Century. Later sported by the likes of Frank Sinatra, Indiana Jones and Michael Jackson, this piece of elegant headgear is often made of wool, cashmere or rabbit-hair, but this particular edition comes thanks to the eternal sacrifice of three brave chinchillas.Clothing$0$01,651Shop
Pinstripe Suit Trousers [842]These stylish pinstripe suit trousers are made from 100% natural wool, which guarantees both long-lasting wear and the flexibility needed to swiftly kick a man when he's down.Clothing$0$01,730Shop
Duster [843]Traditionally the preserve of cowboys, 50's detectives and 90's high-school shooters, the trenchcoat duster allows you to circumvent concealed carry laws with ease and keep your enemy guessing until the very last moment.Clothing$0$033Shop
Tranquilizer Gun [844]The Tranquiliser Gun fires etorphine-laced darts at a rate of one every twenty seconds, requiring fast reflexes and a keen eye to be in the least bit effective.

The Tranquilizer Gun is a Piercing type of weapon.
Bolt Gun [845]Using pressurised air to propel a pointed metal projectile, the Bolt Gun is capable of penetrating the skull of most creatures with one devastating shot. Often found on farms and in slaughterhouses, this weapon's retractable ammunition requires a close-range hit to be effective.

The Bolt Gun is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Scalpel [846]The blade of this surgical scalpel is made from volcanic glass, which is many times finer than a conventional steel blade, and this makes its edge capable of gliding through flesh at a cellular level.

The Scalpel is a Piercing type of weapon.
Nerve Gas [847]Odorless, colourless and extremely potent, Sarin Nerve gas paralyses the lung muscles to cause death from suffocation within one to ten minutes after inhalation.

Effect: Opponent receives Contaminated damage over 9 turns.

The Nerve Gas is a Temporary type of weapon.
Kevlar Lab Coat [848]This laboratory coat consists of a Kevlar polymer reinforced with carbon-fiber and overlaid with fire-resistant Nomex. Knives, bullets and flames will have a hard time penetrating this piece of apparel.Defensive$0$00Shop
Loupes [849]Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision.Clothing$0$00Shop
Sledgehammer [850]The 40lb Sledgehammer is so heavy that only the strongest are able to wield it, and even then it's nigh on impossible to make a clean strike. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single blow is often enough to pulverise their bones into dust.

The Sledgehammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Wifebeater [851]Whenever someone rocks up to a fight wearing a vest, you know they're gonna be able to take a punch. There's just something about the wifebeater vest that makes you harder to put down. Don't believe us, try it for yourself!Clothing$0$00Shop
Metal Detector [852]Most frequently found in the hands of lonely middle-aged men with nothing better to do on a Sunday, the metal detector is a handheld device capable of locating metallic objects through sand, soil and human flesh.Electronic$0$05Shop
Graveyard Key [853]As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City Graveyard, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish.

Effect: Enables access to the graveyard.
Questionnaire : Completed [854]The Neurological Uniform Temperament Survey is a form containing probing psychological questions, the answers to which can be used to determine the subject's proclivities for violence, empathy and general shenanigans.

Effect: Needs to be returned to Amanda.
Agreement : Signed [855]The Casus Foederis is a legal document created on behalf of Professor Amanda Ravenscroft. The signing of this document allows for your continued employment by the Professor, but you would be wise to read its terms before you do so.

Effect: Needs to be returned to Amanda.
Spray Can : Black [856]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Red [857]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Pink [858]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Purple [859]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Blue [860]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Green [861]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Yellow [862]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Spray Can : Orange [863]A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Salt Shaker [864]The Salt Shaker is similar to a pepper shaker, in so much as it is a shaker full of salt, rather than pepper. You may wish to send it to someone who frequently dispenses excess sodium within the forums.Other$0$511,309Shop
Poison Mistletoe [865]The quickest route to pleasure is through someone else's misery. If 2017 had a slogan, that would be it. So why not ring out the year by smooching under this Poison Mistletoe, which contains a hidden spritzer allowing you to drench your beloved in toxic chemicals and gain happiness at their expense.

Effect: Decreases a target's happiness by 25%, increasing your happiness by the same amount.
Santa's List '17 [866]Have you been naughty or nice in 2017? This list was stolen from Santa's grotto and contains the names of all Torn's citizens neatly separated into two, highly judgemental columns. Those with split personality disorders are deemed eligible for both.Collectible$0$0100Shop
Soapbox [867]Have you got something mean to say about staff or Chedburn? Perhaps you're leaving the game due to a recent change and you'd like everyone to stand up and notice. If so, you'll need a portable pontification podium from which to preach your wisdom. Feel free to pass on the Soapbox to those who need it most.Collectible$0$025Shop
Turkey Baster [868]The favoured tool of same sex and surrogate parents, this turkey baster can be employed to assist in the impregnation of a human woman without resorting to formal intercourse. It may also be used to slather a piece of cooked meat in its own juices - after you've rinsed it out.Other$0$15,859Shop
Elon Musk Mask '17 [869]The fragrantly-named Elon Musk poses a threat to humanity like no man before. A potential super-villain in the making, his artificially intelligent bidets and hyperscoop payment pals will destroy us all. Amber Heard found this out for herself, so please, raise awareness of Musk's evil intentions by sporting this mask of his face. Just like Space X rockets, this mask is reusable and may explode upon impact.Clothing$0$0250Shop
Love Juice [870]Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and strangely Samaritan.

Effect: Reduces attack & revive energy cost by 15. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.
Bug Swatter [871]This bug swatter is given to those who report serious exploits or bugs which they could have abused for their own gain. The number of these items in circulation gives a good idea of how honest citizens really are.

The Bug Swatter is a Slashing type of weapon.
Nothing [872]Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt.

Effect: Does nothing.
Bottle of Green Stout [873]Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beverage will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Prototype [874]A weapon provisionally delegated by Torn authorities to members of the staff and committee for the experimentation of special bonuses. The firearm should be kept in optimal condition and cleaned regularly during entrustment, may be repossessed at any time.

The Prototype is a Rifle type of weapon.
Rotten Apple [875]A withered apple. It's puckered skin is spotted with age. Shaking the apple stirs a faint rattling, as dried seeds echo within its woody core.Collectible$0$00Shop
Festering Chicken [876]A decaying chicken drumstick half covered in dried ranch dressing. Despite its rancid aroma, it is considered a delicacy by much of Torn City's animal population.Collectible$0$00Shop
Mouldy Pizza [877]A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies.Collectible$0$00Shop
Smelly Cheese [878]A rancid slice of cheese garnished with gobs of spoiled mayonnaise. Left out in the sun too long, it oozes grease.Collectible$0$00Shop
Sour Milk [879]A grubby bottle of spoiled milk. The glass is smeared with greasy fingerprints and the contents are dried and lumpy. It is not a good idea to smell this item.Collectible$0$00Shop
Stale Bread [880]A piece of dry bread. Once part of a sandwich, now it is home to a collection of molds.Collectible$0$00Shop
Spoiled Fish [881]A fetid piece of fish, half rotted, then dried in the midday sun. In some places this might be considered a local delicacy. Torn City is not one of them.Collectible$0$00Shop
Insurance Policy [882]A fully customizable insurance policy with blanks in both standard and non-standard places. It can be used to insure anything and everyone, with or without their knowledge.Collectible$0$10Shop
Bank Statement [883]A bank statement bearing the name, address and account number of someone unfortunate with money to steal.Collectible$0$10Shop
Car Battery [884]A fully charged car battery.Collectible$0$4500Shop
Scrap Metal [885]A useful-looking piece of scrap metal. This item can be sold for cash or put to a number of innovative and profitable uses.Collectible$0$500Shop
Torn City Times [886]Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news.Collectible$0$00Shop
Karma! Magazine [887]Karma! Magazine: Exposing the looks, loves and dirty laundry of Torn's hottest criminals.Collectible$0$50Shop
Umbrella [888]This convenient travel umbrella comes with a telescopic handle and absolutely no guarantees.Collectible$0$750Shop
Travel Mug [889]A leak-proof travel mug that makes it easier to beat people up without spilling your coffee.Collectible$0$300Shop
Headphones [890]Block out the sound of danger with these stylish headphones! Disclaimer: danger may persist despite silence.Collectible$0$2500Shop
Undefined [891]Unused$0$300Shop
Mix CD [892]A home-made CD featuring a romantic hand-picked playlist.Collectible$0$50Shop
Lost and Found Office Key [893]This key opens the door to the Subway Lost and Found office.

Effect: Unlocks additional outcomes when searching the subway.
Cosmetics Case [894]A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators.Collectible$0$2000Shop
Phone Card [895]This long distance phone card is great for catching up with friends, threatening your enemies, and lying to parole officers.Collectible$0$300Shop
Subway Season Ticket [896]Get through turnstiles faster with a season pass for the Torn City subway.Collectible$0$2,0000Shop
Bottle Cap [897]The apocalypse is inevitable. Invest in the currency of the future by collecting bottle caps!Collectible$0$11Shop
Silver Coin [898]An old American silver dollar polished by the sands of time.Collectible$0$10,0000Shop
Silver Bead [899]A native american silver bead decorated with an intricate pattern.Collectible$0$25,0000Shop
Lucky Quarter [900]This lucky quarter will give you a heads' up whenever you need it!Collectible$0$5,0002Shop
Daffodil [901]A bright and cheerful yellow flower certain to fill you with the joys of spring.Flower$0$50Shop
Bunch of Carnations [902]An inexpensive yet stylish bunch of flowers from a gas station near you! Perfect for apologising to your wife or taking to the funeral of a colleague you didn't really like.Flower$0$150Shop
White Lily [903]Pay your respects with this flawless white lily. May leave pollen on your clothing.Flower$0$100Shop
Funeral Wreath [904]Send your enemies off in style with this tasteful funeral wreath!Collectible$0$750Shop
Car Keys [905]These mystery car keys are missing their fob, but they might still turn out to be useful.Collectible$0$1000Shop
Handkerchief [906]A delicately embroidered handkerchief, perfect for drying tears.Collectible$0$100Shop
Candle [907]A sturdy ten inch candle suitable for a variety of uses.Collectible$0$100Shop
Paper Bag [908]Awarded to the winners of Leslie's 'I Hate Mr and Ms Torn' contest, this paper bag can be worn over the head to protect others from the soul-destroying horror that is your damned ugly face.Collectible$0$030Shop
Tin Can [909]An empty tin can with a rusty edge, perfect for storing leftovers or throwing at local wildlife.Collectible$0$10Shop
Betting Slip [910]This commemorative betting slip was given to members of the bookie team, whose years of manual bets and inputs came to an end when they were replaced by machines who worked harder and complained less.Collectible$0$051Shop
Fidget Spinner [911]A popular craze back in 2017, Fidget Spinners were invented by Steve Fidget and Steve Spinner in 1992 as a way of distracting children's fingers from the exotic lure of plug sockets. This one was awarded to Jammed, and is subsequently now broken and gunked up with mashed potatoes.Collectible$0$020Shop
Majestic Moose [912]At first glance, you may believe this Majestic Moose to be so named due to its magnificent set of antlers. You would be wrong. The majesty of this moose is evident through its personality, just like Forgey, who it was awarded to for being consistently majestic and protecting the Canadian border.Collectible$0$020Shop
Lego Wonder Woman [913]Just like Poptop, this Lego Wonder Woman comes equipped with Dual Ban Hammers and a plastic personality. Unlike Poptop, this figurine poses a choking hazard to children aged 3 and under.Collectible$0$020Shop
CR7 Doll [914]Awarded to Tiller in recognition of his speed, skill and magnificent thighs. Unfortunately, the doll can only be viewed from the back, as the face looks nothing like him.Collectible$0$020Shop
Stretch Armstrong Doll [915]This Stretch Armstrong doll is made of plastic, rubber and filled with a non-toxic gel. It was awarded to staff member Stretch, who is made of skin, bones and filled with a highly toxic substance known as alcohol.Collectible$0$020Shop
Beef Femur [916]After a hard day's staffing, 787thWarDog loves nothing more than to kick back and relax by chewing on a 10lb beef femur. Now you know why his coat is so glossy.Collectible$0$020Shop
Snake's Fang [917]Filled with enough venom to kill a whale or 4,000 puppies, this snake's fang was originally implanted into the mouth of staff member Dexter. Sadly, he had to have it removed after accidentally biting his own tongue.Collectible$0$020Shop
Icey Igloo [918]As Torn City's resident data wrangler, IceBlueFire often becomes overheated due to the heavy server loads running through his brain. As such, he must live inside an igloo, like this one, except bigger.Collectible$0$020Shop
Federal Jail Key [919]Honourable people are often awarded the key to the city. Instead, Porny has been given the key to the federal jail, to commemorate his efforts in ridding Torn of dishonorable scumbags.Collectible$0$020Shop
Halloween Basket : Spooky [920]This Spooky Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow citizens. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Michael Myers Mask '18 [921]Originally based on the face of William Shatner, this iconic mask was most famously worn by the villain of the Halloween movies, Michael Myers; a fictional murderer not to be confused with the real life guy who played Shrek.Clothing$0$0250Shop
Toast Jesus '18 [922]This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face of the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?Collectible$0$050Shop
Cheesus '18 [923]Forget Edam and Eve. They are nacho saviours. They will not boursin for you. But this Jesus-shaped Cheeto will. For this man is the Son of Gouda, Cheesus Christ. Camembert witness to his glorious legacy. Halloumi brie thy name.Collectible$0$052Shop
Bottle of Christmas Spirit [924]This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Scammer in the Slammer '18 [925]You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!Collectible$0$050Shop
Gronch Mask '18 [926]Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking children's characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much he'll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!Clothing$0$050Shop
Baseball Cap [927]Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler.Clothing$0$0985Shop
Bermudas [928]Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em.Clothing$0$0995Shop
Blouse [929]A lovely, flattering garment for warmer days.Clothing$0$01,016Shop
Boob Tube [930]The best choice of clothing, if you want to spend all day hoisting something up.Clothing$0$0969Shop
Bush Hat [931]It's said the mere presence of this hat makes crocs flee on sight.Clothing$0$0961Shop
Camisole [932]This versatile undershirt can be worn on its own to add some flirty flavor.Clothing$0$0982Shop
Capri Pants [933]Having a great shin day? Show them off with these pants.Clothing$0$0984Shop
Cardigan [934]For days that are neither hot nor cold, or when you don't want people to look at your butt.Clothing$0$0946Shop
Cork Hat [935]If you turn your head really fast, maybe you'll make some awesome music! Warning: this injures the eyes.Clothing$0$0939Shop
Crop Top [936]For whatever reason, you might decide that everyone needs to intimately get to know your gut. Wear this.Clothing$0$01,054Shop
Fisherman Hat [937]This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction.Clothing$0$0995Shop
Gym Shorts [938]You don't just have to wear these to the gym, you can wear them anywhere you want! Isn't that cool?Clothing$0$0954Shop
Halterneck [939]What, you're too good for sleeves?Clothing$0$0967Shop
Raincoat [940]Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it.Clothing$0$0957Shop
Pantyhose [941]Wear this on your face for a stylish accessory to your robbery.Clothing$0$0988Shop
Pencil Skirt [942]Is it a pencil? Is it a skirt? It's actually neither. (Except it's a skirt.)Clothing$0$0992Shop
Peplum Top [943]This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants.Clothing$0$01,024Shop
Polo Shirt [944]This casual sports shirt is sure to make people think you're a pretty cool guy.Clothing$0$01,039Shop
Poncho [945]This stylish must-have is the perfect combination of airy and warm.Clothing$0$01,019Shop
Puffer Vest [946]This handsome and authoritative vest is said to get people to respect your opinions 33% more. It also keeps your torso super warm!Clothing$0$01,013Shop
Mackintosh [947]Legally, you are still supposed to wear clothes underneath this. But this is Torn, so you do you.Clothing$0$0989Shop
Shorts [948]Like pants, but less.Clothing$0$0986Shop
Skirt [949]It's like a lampshade for people.Clothing$0$01,030Shop
Travel Socks [950]Keep your toes as warm and snuggly as your favourite handgun with these cozy travel socks.Clothing$0$0902Shop
Turtleneck [951]This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations.Clothing$0$0943Shop
Yoga Pants [952]Wear these if you want to do yoga, or if you want to remind people that you have a butt.Clothing$0$0976Shop
Bronze Racing Trophy [953]This Bronze Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish third in racing events. Finishing third is probably worse than finishing fourth, as not only did you not win, but you've been recognised for your failure to achieve even a runner-up spot.Collectible$0$05Shop
Silver Racing Trophy [954]This Silver Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish second in racing events. Having been so close to victory, this trophy is here to remind you of the glory you failed to achieve. May its presence forever haunt you.Collectible$0$05Shop
Gold Racing Trophy [955]This Gold Racing Trophy is awarded to the winner of a Torn racing event. Ownership of this item marks you out as a true champion - unless you bought it, in which case you are quite possibly the biggest loser of all.Collectible$0$05Shop
Pack of Blank CDs : 250 [956]Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.Collectible$0$4521Shop
Pack of Blank CDs : 50 [957]Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.Collectible$0$1021Shop
Chest Harness [958]If you can ever figure out how to get this thing on, you'll be the belle of the leather fetish ball.Clothing$0$00Shop
Choker [959]Despite its name, this flattering neck accessory is surprisingly comfortable.Clothing$0$00Shop
Fishnet Stockings [960]Aside from the occasional fish caught in them, this steamy alternative to pantyhose remains a fan favourite.Clothing$0$00Shop
Knee-high Boots [961]If you were to wear these and enter a 'highest boots' competition, you would only lose out to thigh-highs.Clothing$0$00Shop
Lingerie [962]It's really just a fancy word for underoos.Clothing$0$00Shop
Mankini [963]Wear a mankini, but make sure you manscape first. Don't make me mansplain it to you.Clothing$0$00Shop
Mini Skirt [964]The regular skirt's shorter, flirtier, smaller cousin.Clothing$0$00Shop
Nipple Tassels [965]Jump up and down so they go around and around and around and around!Clothing$0$00Shop
Bowler Hat [966]Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase.Clothing$0$00Shop
Fitted Shirt [967]Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bow Tie [968]If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. Clothing$0$00Shop
Neck Tie [969]This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. Clothing$0$00Shop
Waistcoat [970]Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path.Clothing$0$00Shop
Blazer [971]Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look.Clothing$0$00Shop
Suit Trousers [972]Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. Clothing$0$00Shop
Derby Shoes [973]Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is.Clothing$0$00Shop
Smoking Jacket [974]Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein.Clothing$0$00Shop
Monocle [975]Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bronze Microphone [976]Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition.Collectible$0$017Shop
Silver Microphone [977]If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead.Collectible$0$016Shop
Gold Microphone [978]This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something.Collectible$0$016Shop
Paint Mask [979]Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. Enhancer$0$00Shop
Ladder [980]Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?Collectible$0$00Shop
Wire Cutters [981]The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. Collectible$0$00Shop
Ripped Jeans [982]These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst.Clothing$0$089Shop
Bandit Mask [983]Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bottle of Moonshine [984]Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Can of Goose Juice [985]Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink.

Effect: Increases energy by 5 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$10183,275Shop
Can of Damp Valley [986]Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure.

Effect: Increases energy by 10 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$15178,865Shop
Can of Crocozade [987]Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it.

Effect: Increases energy by 15 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink$0$20159,097Shop
Fur Coat [988]Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore.Clothing$0$02Shop
Fur Scarf [989]When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly.Clothing$0$00Shop
Fur Hat [990]In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair.Clothing$0$00Shop
Platform Shoes [991]Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week.Clothing$0$00Shop
Ballerina Flats [992]Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon.Clothing$0$00Shop
Crystal Bracelet [993]This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly.Jewelry$0$01Shop
Cocktail Ring [994]Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. Jewelry$0$01Shop
Sun Hat [995]The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races.Clothing$0$02Shop
Big Sunglasses [996]Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way.Clothing$0$00Shop
Statement Necklace [997]A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e.Jewelry$0$00Shop
Floral Dress [998]Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. Clothing$0$00Shop
Shrug [1001]The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug.Clothing$0$00Shop
Eye Patch [1002]Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. Clothing$0$00Shop
Halloween Basket : Creepy [1003]This Creepy Halloween basket has a joyous expression painted on the side, because we all know that the creepiest thing of all is someone who is happy. But you too will be happy, given that this creepy basket provides an extra 5% chance of gaining a treat!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Freaky [1004]The reason this basket is called Freaky is because we made it look like Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday. In real life, she has only two teeth in her mouth. And in Torn City, this basket provides you with two 5% bonuses to your treat collection chance. That's 10% in total, omg!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Frightful [1005]You know this basket is genuinely frightful because it has zigzags for a mouth. That's just pure science right there. And how's this for pure maths? You now get a 15% bonus to your treat collection chance when attacking! How frightfully nice of us.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Haunting [1006]This basket is more hillbilly than haunting, but I suppose that's quite apt. After all, what's more haunting than the image of a redneck sleeping with his sister? Him sleeping with his mother? Yes, I'll give you that. And we'll also give you an extra 20% in treat collection bonuses too.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Shocking [1007]This Halloween basket is shocking because we've written vile slurs all over the inside. There's ******, **** and even the S-word in there. I don't even know what the S-word is, but it sounds bad. This basket is now more shocking than Ricky Gervais- who isn't actually that shocking. But do you know what is? The 25% treat bonus this basket brings!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Terrifying [1008]If you want to be terrified just look at your bank balance! Oh my god I'm just slaying tonight. And you will be too with this Terrifying Halloween Basket, which provides its bearer with 30% in treat collection bonuses. Now you'll have more treats than ever, and you can stop selling your underwear online to pay your bills.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Horrifying [1009]This basket looks like it's in pain, and pain is quite horrifying, so I've heard. If you've never felt pain before, why not try stabbing yourself in the arm with a butter knife? Or, alternatively, stab someone else while holding this basket, because you'll get a 35% treat collection bonus if you do!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Petrifying [1010]What's the difference between petrified and horrified? We don't know, and nor do we care, so please don't Google it and tell us. Either way, this Petrifying Halloween Basket will give you a 40% extra chance of collecting a treat from someone. And that goes up to 100% if you ask them nicely.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Halloween Basket : Nightmarish [1011]This Basket contains your worst nightmares... and candy. Inside you'll find that animal you're scared of, your partner cheating on you with your father, and that time you called the teacher mom in front of the whole class. Oh, and you'll also find that this basket gives you an extra 45% chance of collecting treats!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Blood Bag : Irradiated [1012]A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.

Effect: Causes low-level radiation sickness. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.
Jigsaw Mask '19 [1013]Billy the Puppet was used in the Saw films by evil antagonist John Kramer as a means of communicating with his test subjects. Why not wear this Billy mask the next time you're watching a naive young woman try to escape a reverse bear trap?Clothing$0$0250Shop
Reading Glasses [1014]Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady.Clothing$0$00Shop
Chinos [1015]These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them.Clothing$0$00Shop
Collared Shawl [1016]The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket.Clothing$0$00Shop
Pleated Skirt [1017]Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very.Clothing$0$00Shop
Orthopedic Shoes [1018]Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bingo Visor [1019]This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does.Clothing$0$00Shop
Cover-ups [1020]If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind.Clothing$0$00Shop
Sandals [1021]These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party.Clothing$0$00Shop
Golf Socks [1022]Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. Clothing$0$00Shop
Flat Cap [1023]Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless.Clothing$0$00Shop
Slippers [1024]These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bathrobe [1025]There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual.Clothing$0$01Shop
Party Hat '19 [1026]The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.Clothing$0$024,450Shop
Badge : 15th Anniversary [1027]This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities.Clothing$0$024,455Shop
Birthday Cupcake [1028]This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat.

Effect: Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Strippogram Voucher [1029]This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure.

Effect: Increases a target's happiness by 2,500.
Dong : Thomas [1030]Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him.Plushie$0$04,870Shop
Dong : Greg [1031]Unlike the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Greg doesn't like Mexican food. In fact, he doesn't like Mexicans much either. Greg is extremely racist and suspicious of all foreigners. But he does love snuggles.Plushie$0$04,950Shop
Dong : Effy [1032]Despite her prim and proper appearance, Effy is the very definition of a basic bitch. When she's not drinking a whole vat of cooking oil because it smells nice, she can be found chasing sticks down ravines and encroaching on the personal space of complete strangers.Plushie$0$04,866Shop
Dong : Holly [1033]Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold.Plushie$0$04,853Shop
Dong : Jeremy [1034]Jeremy loves to laugh, but he rarely does, as he is painfully aware of all the suffering going on in the world - something you can see for yourself by looking into his cold, sad eyes. Because of his perpetually morbid outlook, Jeremy is quite fond of chocolate.Plushie$0$05,010Shop
Anniversary Present [1035]This box was given out on Torn's 15th anniversary. It contains roughly 15% of your daily ration of joy.Supply Pack$0$07,055Shop
Greta Mask '19 [1036]As befits her status as an inspirational, teenage eco-warrior, this mask has been made from 100% non-recyclable, non-sustainable, highly carcinogenic plastics. How dare we!Clothing$0$0250Shop
Anatoly Mask '19 [1037]This lightly irradiated mask of Anatoly Dyatlov from Chernobyl is made from 3.6% graphite, which we found up on the roof, despite Anatoly insisting it definitely wasn't there. Its quality is not great, not terrible, and if you think you can taste metal while wearing this mask, then you're clearly in shock.Clothing$0$0244Shop
Santa Beard [1038]With this big jolly Santa beard strapped to your face, you'll almost have everything you need to impersonate Jolly Saint Nick at your local mall. All you need now is a big red suit, a gut which resembles that of a pregnant manatee, and the rosy red cheeks of someone who is quite clearly suffering from severe alcoholism.Clothing$0$01,000Shop
Bag of Humbugs [1039]Bah, Humbug! So sayeth Scrooge McDuck in the 1983 movie Mickey's Christmas Carol. These delicious boiled sweets are flavored with peppermint. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Christmas Cracker [1040]Without pain, there can be no joy. This Christmas Cracker item is the epitome of that sentiment, as when you try to pull it with someone else, only one of you will receive a lovely surprise.

Effect: When used on a target, provides gifts to one, and a 5% happiness decrease to the other.
Special Snowflake [1041]This item is given to staff in recognition of the many special snowflakes they have to deal with on a daily basis. Delicate, frosty and prone to melting, Torn's players are just as unique as individual snowflakes, but distinctly less fun to catch on your tongue.Collectible$0$028Shop
Concussion Grenade [1042]There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination.

Effect: Opponent becomes Concussed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Concussion Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Paper Crown : Green [1043]This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.Clothing$0$02,006Shop
Paper Crown : Yellow [1044]This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.Clothing$0$02,076Shop
Paper Crown : Red [1045]This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.Clothing$0$02,046Shop
Paper Crown : Blue [1046]This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.Clothing$0$02,021Shop
Denim Shirt [1047]Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. Clothing$0$00Shop
Denim Vest [1048]When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess.Clothing$0$00Shop
Denim Jacket [1049]Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few.Clothing$0$00Shop
Denim Jeans [1050]Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes.Clothing$0$00Shop
Denim Shoes [1051]If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32.Clothing$0$00Shop
Denim Cap [1052]Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bread Knife [1053]Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them.

The Bread Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Semtex [1054]Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces.

The Semtex is a Temporary type of weapon.
Poison Umbrella [1055]Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him.

The Poison Umbrella is a Piercing type of weapon.
Millwall Brick [1056]The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first.

The Millwall Brick is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Gentleman Cache [1057]The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London.Supply Pack$0$03Shop
Gold Chain [1058]All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets.Clothing$0$00Shop
Snapback Hat [1059]This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?Clothing$0$00Shop
Saggy Pants [1060]The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is.Clothing$0$00Shop
Oversized Shirt [1061]It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on.Clothing$0$00Shop
Basketball Shirt [1062]The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free.Clothing$0$00Shop
Parachute Pants [1063]If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?Clothing$0$00Shop
Tube Dress [1064]A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. Clothing$0$00Shop
Gold Sneakers [1065]Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!Clothing$0$00Shop
Shutter Shades [1066]Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs.Clothing$0$00Shop
Silver Hoodie [1067]If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough.Clothing$0$00Shop
Bucket Hat [1068]Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon.Clothing$0$00Shop
Puffer Jacket [1069]The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are.Clothing$0$00Shop
Durag [1070]Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them.Clothing$0$00Shop
Onesie [1071]Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame.Clothing$0$00Shop
Baseball Jacket [1072]In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead.Clothing$0$00Shop
Braces [1073]If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. Clothing$0$00Shop
Panama Hat [1074]Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. Clothing$0$00Shop
Pipe [1075]Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure.Clothing$0$00Shop
Shoulder Sweater [1076]In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. Clothing$0$00Shop
Sports Jacket [1077]Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter.Clothing$0$00Shop
Old Wallet [1078]A grubby, tattered wallet.Supply Pack$0$100Shop
Cardholder [1079]A soft leather cardholder.Supply Pack$0$550Shop
Billfold [1080]A slim premium billfold.Supply Pack$0$7000Shop
Coin Purse [1081]A fabric purse with a metal clasp.Supply Pack$0$100Shop
Zip Wallet [1082]A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. Supply Pack$0$750Shop
Clutch [1083]A fashionable clutch purse.Supply Pack$0$1,2500Shop
Credit Card [1084]Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet.Collectible$0$00Shop
Lipstick [1085]Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005Collectible$0$100Shop
License [1086]This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name.Collectible$0$00Shop
Tampon [1087]Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you.Collectible$0$50Shop
Receipt [1088]Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray.Collectible$0$00Shop
Family Photo [1089]This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed.Collectible$0$10Shop
Lint [1090]Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. Collectible$0$00Shop
Handcuffs [1091]Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. Collectible$0$450Shop
Lubricant [1092]A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother.Collectible$0$150Shop
Hit Contract [1093]A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal.Collectible$0$00Shop
Syringe [1094]An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle.Collectible$0$20Shop
Spoon [1095]A charred spoon.Collectible$0$30Shop
Cell Phone [1096]Electronic$0$1250Shop
Assless Chaps [1097]Clothing$0$00Shop
Opera Gloves [1098]Clothing$0$00Shop
Booty Shorts [1099]Clothing$0$00Shop
Collar [1100]Clothing$0$00Shop
Ball Gag [1101]Clothing$0$00Shop
Blindfold [1102]Clothing$0$00Shop
Maid Uniform [1103]Clothing$0$00Shop
Maid Hat [1104]Clothing$0$00Shop
Ball Gown [1105]Clothing$0$00Shop
Fascinator Hat [1106]Clothing$0$00Shop
Wedding Dress [1107]Clothing$0$00Shop
Wedding Veil [1108]Clothing$0$00Shop
Head Scarf [1109]Clothing$0$00Shop
Nightgown [1110]Clothing$0$00Shop
Pullover [1111]Clothing$0$00Shop
Elegant Cache [1112]Supply Pack$0$03Shop
Naughty Cache [1113]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Elderly Cache [1114]Supply Pack$0$03Shop
Denim Cache [1115]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Wannabe Cache [1116]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Cutesy Cache [1117]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Armor Cache [1118]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Melee Cache [1119]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Small Arms Cache [1120]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Medium Arms Cache [1121]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Heavy Arms Cache [1122]Supply Pack$0$02Shop
Spy Camera [1123]Electronic$0$00Shop
Cloning Device [1124]Electronic$0$00Shop
Card Skimmer [1125]Electronic$0$00Shop
Tutu [1126]Clothing$0$00Shop
Knee Socks [1127]Clothing$0$00Shop
Kitty Shoes [1128]Clothing$0$00Shop
Cat Ears [1129]Clothing$0$00Shop
Bunny Ears [1130]Clothing$0$00Shop
Puppy Ears [1131]Clothing$0$00Shop
Heart Sunglasses [1132]Clothing$0$00Shop
Hair Bow [1133]Clothing$0$00Shop
Lolita Dress [1134]Clothing$0$00Shop
Unicorn Horn [1135]Clothing$0$00Shop
Check Skirt [1136]Clothing$0$00Shop
Polka Dot Dress [1137]Clothing$0$00Shop
Ballet Shoes [1138]Clothing$0$00Shop
Dungarees [1139]Clothing$0$00Shop
Tights [1140]Clothing$0$00Shop
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