Hornzmart™

I will not honor pricing on items which have had their market value manipulated.

Description Price
Morphine $14,647
ArmaLite M-15A4 $15,000,000
Can of Munster $1,325,619
Can of Red Cow $1,942,833
Can of Taurine Elite $3,543,391
Can of Santa Shooters $1,319,120
Can of Rockstar Rudolph $1,935,616
Can of X-MASS $3,496,886
Can of Goose Juice $251,028
Can of Damp Valley $493,549
Can of Crocozade $769,460
First Aid Kit $6,918
Small First Aid Kit $4,043
Neumune Tablet $1,253,834
Empty Blood Bag $13,031
Blood Bag : A+ $15,017
Blood Bag : A- $16,344
Blood Bag : B+ $15,275
Blood Bag : B- $17,931
Blood Bag : AB+ $16,120
Blood Bag : AB- $21,499
Blood Bag : O+ $15,208
Blood Bag : O- $18,563
Blood Bag : Irradiated $16,838
Grenade $7,000
Stick Grenade $6,500
Flash Grenade $47,604
Smoke Grenade $97,387
Claymore Mine $11,000
Ninja Star $1,395
HEG $15,000
Fireworks $3,995
Tear Gas $58,753
Throwing Knife $27,053
Pepper Spray $1,696
Brick $551
Epinephrine $850,884
Melatonin $286,026
Serotonin $1,226,693
Snowball $16,610
Trout $17,354
Molotov Cocktail $93,306
Tyrosine $574,648
Sand $683,263
Nail Bomb $4,500,000
Concussion Grenade $3,154,171
Box of Chocolate Bars $596
Big Box of Chocolate Bars $5,188
Bag of Bon Bons $601
Box of Bon Bons $1,414
Box of Extra Strong Mints $601
Pixie Sticks $243,265
Box of Sweet Hearts $594
Bag of Chocolate Kisses $594
Lollipop $604
Blue Easter Egg $135,720
Green Easter Egg $135,136
Red Easter Egg $134,962
Yellow Easter Egg $134,982
White Easter Egg $476,126
Black Easter Egg $135,210
Gold Easter Egg $1,332,316
Bag of Candy Kisses $25,944
Bag of Tootsie Rolls $42,876
Bag of Chocolate Truffles $80,300
Bag of Reindeer Droppings $80,384
Brown Easter Egg $134,853
Orange Easter Egg $135,200
Pink Easter Egg $135,484
Jawbreaker $258,976
Bag of Sherbet $256,795
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs $42,434
Birthday Cupcake $1,340,590
Bag of Humbugs $317,965
Cannabis $5,578
Ecstasy $53,830
Ketamine $48,559
LSD $47,638
Opium $77,201
PCP $97,123
Shrooms $9,332
Speed $160,794
Vicodin $1,441
Xanax $825,000
Love Juice $7,500,000
Small Suitcase $1,531,747
Medium Suitcase $2,927,708
Large Suitcase $8,758,656
Wind Proof Lighter $60,181,445
Glasses $101,649
High-Speed Drive $88,938
Mountain Bike $397,928
Cut-Throat Razor $162,020
Slim Crowbar $111,032
Balaclava $610,293
Advanced Driving Manual $154,770
Ergonomic Keyboard $231,099
Tracking Device $107,988
Screwdriver $176,452
Fanny Pack $97,651
Tumble Dryer $94,286
Chloroform $107,842
Heavy Duty Padlock $88,046
Duct Tape $96,628
Wireless Dongle $174,768
Rosary Beads $3,174,273
Bottle of Beer $3,000
Bottle of Champagne $3,000
Bottle of Sake $3,000
Bottle of Tequila $3,000
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew $67,288
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch $293,334
Bottle of Wicked Witch $142,012
Bottle of Kandy Kane $68,879
Bottle of Minty Mayhem $140,786
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness $288,253
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail $147,554
Bottle of Green Stout $675,102
Bottle of Christmas Spirit $918,929
Bottle of Moonshine $655,110
Parachute $418,000,000
Skateboard $380,000,000
Boxing Gloves $442,000,000
Dumbbells $435,000,000
Erotic DVD $2,098,544
Feathery Hotel Coupon $13,261,890
Lawyer Business Card $572,156
Book of Carols $9,109,675
Gift Card $2,106,719
Pack of Music CDs $200
DVD Player $200
MP3 Player $200
CD Player $200
Hard Drive $200
Personal Computer $200
Microwave $200
Television $200
Game Console $200
Xbox $200
Xbox 360 $200
Laptop $250,000
RS232 Cable $200
Simple Virus $500
Polymorphic Virus $4,500
Tunneling Virus $10,000
Armored Virus $75,000
Stealth Virus $200,000
Firewalk Virus $100
Dahlia $2,732
Crocus $9,749
Orchid $28,470
Heather $43,400
Ceibo Flower $40,201
Edelweiss $30,216
Peony $67,048
Cherry Blossom $58,367
African Violet $54,893
Tribulus Omanense $71,749
Banana Orchid $12,014
Sheep Plushie $500
Teddy Bear Plushie $500
Kitten Plushie $500
Jaguar Plushie $16,485
Wolverine Plushie $13,273
Nessie Plushie $38,758
Red Fox Plushie $39,494
Monkey Plushie $44,648
Chamois Plushie $43,612
Panda Plushie $64,590
Lion Plushie $66,058
Camel Plushie $85,942
Stingray Plushie $9,952
Dong : Thomas $2,030,965
Dong : Greg $1,627,986
Dong : Effy $1,610,799
Dong : Holly $2,239,021
Dong : Jeremy $1,604,660
Donator Pack $22,600,000
Cesium-137 $405,000,000
Dirty Bomb $10,000,000,000
Small Explosive Device $2,215,197
Business Class Ticket $6,319,747
Casino Pass $76,883,969
Horse's Head $964,111
Dog Poop $838,102
Stink Bombs $827,632
Toilet Paper $842,992
Poison Mistletoe $11,630,914
Strippogram Voucher $10,180,742
Christmas Cracker $1,069,506
Pack of Blank CDs : 100 $200
Pack of Cuban Cigars $650
Coat Hanger $536,287
Bolt Cutters $972
Photographs $4,561,214
Article on Crime $53,461,364
Gas Can $647,843
Soap on a Rope $1,016
C4 Explosive $288,123
Memory Locket $561,843
Mayan Statue $1,756
Hockey Stick $2,328
Pele Charm $1,859
Soccer Ball $2,548
Jade Buddha $5,000
Maneki Neko $32,351
Elephant Statue $4,946
Japanese/English Dictionary $6,482,727
Oriental Log $1,112,645
Oriental Log Translation $1,939,570
Mistletoe $621,403
Mini Sleigh $376,459
Snowman $1,053,948
Christmas Gnome $1,243,575
Gingerbread House $375,000
Printing Paper $42,008
Blank Tokens $33,913
Blank Credit Cards $42,249
Stick of Dynamite $35,588
Pack of Trojans $11,161,198
Raw Ivory $821,998
Empty Box $1,594
Birthday Wrapping Paper $626
Generic Wrapping Paper $600
Christmas Wrapping Paper $623
Box of Tissues $317
Loaf of Bread $2,285,390
Afro Comb $23,858
Compass $9,335
Sextant $19,220
Yucca Plant $5,795
Fire Hydrant $11,494
Model Space Ship $12,644
Ship in a Bottle $37,442
Paper Weight $3,088
Tailors Dummy $25,385
Vanity Hand Mirror $249,929
Sumo Doll $2,952
Chopsticks $2,282
Dart Board $2,849
Crazy Straw $1,158
Sensu $8,338
Yakitori Lantern $3,950
Snowboard $3,738
Glow Stick $41,474
Snow Globe '09 $21,059,760
Dancing Santa Claus '09 $2,159,999
Zombie Brain $9,932,545
Human Head $26,448,000
Medal of Honor $25,872,000
Witch's Cauldron $1,130,742
Electronic Pumpkin $123,098
Jack O Lantern Lamp $288,000
Spooky Paper Weight $179,921
Cauldron $604,335
Deputy Star $1,824,450
Advent Calendar $42,311
Santa's Snot $52,035
Polar Bear Toy $66,740
Fruitcake $1,889
Pile of Vomit $1,767,734
Rusty Dog Tag $46,500,000
Gold Nugget $6,162,500
Christmas Lights $224,963
Gingerbread Man $220,648
Golden Wreath $442,420
Steel Drum $2,362
Nodding Turtle $8,786
Cinnamon Ornament $149,827
Christmas Express $750,807
Golden Candy Cane $712,831
Piece of Cake $101,733,334
Rotten Eggs $14,955,000
Peg Leg $8,865,800
Christmas Angel $45,310
Eggnog $851,546
Sprig of Holly $91,111
Birthday Cake '14 $8,247,073
Lump of Coal $182,141
Certificate of Awesome $30,817
Certificate of Lame $7,079
Salt Shaker $149,144
Turkey Baster $149,762
Drug Pack $4,011,890
Purple Easter Egg $367,150
Sports Sneakers $7,500,000,000
Box of Grenades $977,081
Box of Medical Supplies $214,750
Lottery Voucher $815,835
Goodie Bag $31,631,879
Keg of Beer $7,731,544
Six Pack of Alcohol $984,399
Six Pack of Energy Drink $14,012,261
Sawed-Off Shotgun $1,200
Benelli M1 Tactical $3,100
MP5 Navy $3,500
P90 $6,300
AK-47 $9,700
M4A1 Colt Carbine $12,200
Benelli M4 Super $21,000
M16 A2 Rifle $35,000
Steyr AUG $73,000
M249 SAW $670,000
Minigun $1,250,000
9mm Uzi $600,000
XM8 Rifle $8,700
Enfield SA-80 $200,000
Jackhammer $4,000,000
Mag 7 $48,000
Vektor CR-21 $6,300
Heckler & Koch SL8 $33,000
SIG 550 $52,000
Type 98 Anti Tank $17,000,000
Bushmaster Carbon 15 $9,500
SKS Carbine $4,500
Ithaca 37 $6,500
SIG 552 $3,750,000
MP5k $400
AK74U $400
Skorpion $400
TMP $400
Thompson $400
MP 40 $400
Tavor TAR-21 $340,000
Hammer $10
Baseball Bat $50
Crowbar $150
Knuckle Dusters $400
Pen Knife $500
Kitchen Knife $500
Dagger $1,000
Axe $2,000
Scimitar $4,400
Chainsaw $10,000
Samurai Sword $50,000
Leather Bullwhip $500
Ninja Claws $4,000
Rusty Sword $5
Butterfly Knife $1,000
Taser $4,000
Claymore Sword $70,000
Swiss Army Knife $1,000
Spear $10
Chain Whip $1,000
Wooden Nunchakus $1,000
Kama $30,000
Kodachi $70,000
Sai $100
Bo Staff $50
Katana $10,000
Twin Tiger Hooks $30,000
Wushu Double Axes $50,000
Macana $80,000
Metal Nunchakus $300,000
Flail $6,000,000
Guandao $150,000
Lead Pipe $10
Ice Pick $10,000
Cricket Bat $5,000
Frying Pan $10
Pillow $100,000
Blood Spattered Sickle $20,000,000
Golden Broomstick $20,000,000
Devil's Pitchfork $80,000,000
Pair of Ice Skates $10
Diamond Icicle $10
Diamond Bladed Knife $800,000
Naval Cutlass $40,000,000
Riding Crop $100,000,000
Combat Helmet $2,600,000
Description Price
Morphine $14,647
First Aid Kit $6,918
Small First Aid Kit $4,043
Neumune Tablet $1,253,834
Empty Blood Bag $13,031
Blood Bag : A+ $15,017
Blood Bag : A- $16,344
Blood Bag : B+ $15,275
Blood Bag : B- $17,931
Blood Bag : AB+ $16,120
Blood Bag : AB- $21,499
Blood Bag : O+ $15,208
Blood Bag : O- $18,563
Blood Bag : Irradiated $16,838
Description Price
ArmaLite M-15A4 $15,000,000
Sawed-Off Shotgun $1,200
Benelli M1 Tactical $3,100
MP5 Navy $3,500
P90 $6,300
AK-47 $9,700
M4A1 Colt Carbine $12,200
Benelli M4 Super $21,000
M16 A2 Rifle $35,000
Steyr AUG $73,000
M249 SAW $670,000
Minigun $1,250,000
9mm Uzi $600,000
XM8 Rifle $8,700
Enfield SA-80 $200,000
Jackhammer $4,000,000
Mag 7 $48,000
Vektor CR-21 $6,300
Heckler & Koch SL8 $33,000
SIG 550 $52,000
Bushmaster Carbon 15 $9,500
SKS Carbine $4,500
Ithaca 37 $6,500
SIG 552 $3,750,000
MP5k $400
AK74U $400
Skorpion $400
TMP $400
Thompson $400
MP 40 $400
Tavor TAR-21 $340,000
Description Price
Can of Munster $1,325,619
Can of Red Cow $1,942,833
Can of Taurine Elite $3,543,391
Can of Santa Shooters $1,319,120
Can of Rockstar Rudolph $1,935,616
Can of X-MASS $3,496,886
Can of Goose Juice $251,028
Can of Damp Valley $493,549
Can of Crocozade $769,460
Description Price
Grenade $7,000
Stick Grenade $6,500
Flash Grenade $47,604
Smoke Grenade $97,387
Claymore Mine $11,000
Ninja Star $1,395
HEG $15,000
Fireworks $3,995
Tear Gas $58,753
Throwing Knife $27,053
Pepper Spray $1,696
Brick $551
Epinephrine $850,884
Melatonin $286,026
Serotonin $1,226,693
Snowball $16,610
Trout $17,354
Molotov Cocktail $93,306
Tyrosine $574,648
Sand $683,263
Nail Bomb $4,500,000
Concussion Grenade $3,154,171
Description Price
Box of Chocolate Bars $596
Big Box of Chocolate Bars $5,188
Bag of Bon Bons $601
Box of Bon Bons $1,414
Box of Extra Strong Mints $601
Pixie Sticks $243,265
Box of Sweet Hearts $594
Bag of Chocolate Kisses $594
Lollipop $604
Blue Easter Egg $135,720
Green Easter Egg $135,136
Red Easter Egg $134,962
Yellow Easter Egg $134,982
White Easter Egg $476,126
Black Easter Egg $135,210
Gold Easter Egg $1,332,316
Bag of Candy Kisses $25,944
Bag of Tootsie Rolls $42,876
Bag of Chocolate Truffles $80,300
Bag of Reindeer Droppings $80,384
Brown Easter Egg $134,853
Orange Easter Egg $135,200
Pink Easter Egg $135,484
Jawbreaker $258,976
Bag of Sherbet $256,795
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs $42,434
Birthday Cupcake $1,340,590
Bag of Humbugs $317,965
Purple Easter Egg $367,150
Description Price
Cannabis $5,578
Ecstasy $53,830
Ketamine $48,559
LSD $47,638
Opium $77,201
PCP $97,123
Shrooms $9,332
Speed $160,794
Vicodin $1,441
Xanax $825,000
Love Juice $7,500,000
Description Price
Small Suitcase $1,531,747
Medium Suitcase $2,927,708
Large Suitcase $8,758,656
Wind Proof Lighter $60,181,445
Glasses $101,649
High-Speed Drive $88,938
Mountain Bike $397,928
Cut-Throat Razor $162,020
Slim Crowbar $111,032
Balaclava $610,293
Advanced Driving Manual $154,770
Ergonomic Keyboard $231,099
Tracking Device $107,988
Screwdriver $176,452
Fanny Pack $97,651
Tumble Dryer $94,286
Chloroform $107,842
Heavy Duty Padlock $88,046
Duct Tape $96,628
Wireless Dongle $174,768
Rosary Beads $3,174,273
Sports Sneakers $7,500,000,000
Description Price
Bottle of Beer $3,000
Bottle of Champagne $3,000
Bottle of Sake $3,000
Bottle of Tequila $3,000
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew $67,288
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch $293,334
Bottle of Wicked Witch $142,012
Bottle of Kandy Kane $68,879
Bottle of Minty Mayhem $140,786
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness $288,253
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail $147,554
Bottle of Green Stout $675,102
Bottle of Christmas Spirit $918,929
Bottle of Moonshine $655,110
Description Price
Parachute $418,000,000
Skateboard $380,000,000
Boxing Gloves $442,000,000
Dumbbells $435,000,000
Erotic DVD $2,098,544
Feathery Hotel Coupon $13,261,890
Lawyer Business Card $572,156
Book of Carols $9,109,675
Gift Card $2,106,719
Description Price
Pack of Music CDs $200
DVD Player $200
MP3 Player $200
CD Player $200
Hard Drive $200
Personal Computer $200
Microwave $200
Television $200
Game Console $200
Xbox $200
Xbox 360 $200
Laptop $250,000
RS232 Cable $200
Pack of Blank CDs : 100 $200
Description Price
Simple Virus $500
Polymorphic Virus $4,500
Tunneling Virus $10,000
Armored Virus $75,000
Stealth Virus $200,000
Firewalk Virus $100
Description Price
Dahlia $2,732
Crocus $9,749
Orchid $28,470
Heather $43,400
Ceibo Flower $40,201
Edelweiss $30,216
Peony $67,048
Cherry Blossom $58,367
African Violet $54,893
Tribulus Omanense $71,749
Banana Orchid $12,014
Description Price
Sheep Plushie $500
Teddy Bear Plushie $500
Kitten Plushie $500
Jaguar Plushie $16,485
Wolverine Plushie $13,273
Nessie Plushie $38,758
Red Fox Plushie $39,494
Monkey Plushie $44,648
Chamois Plushie $43,612
Panda Plushie $64,590
Lion Plushie $66,058
Camel Plushie $85,942
Stingray Plushie $9,952
Dong : Thomas $2,030,965
Dong : Greg $1,627,986
Dong : Effy $1,610,799
Dong : Holly $2,239,021
Dong : Jeremy $1,604,660
Description Price
Donator Pack $22,600,000
Cesium-137 $405,000,000
Dirty Bomb $10,000,000,000
Small Explosive Device $2,215,197
Business Class Ticket $6,319,747
Casino Pass $76,883,969
Horse's Head $964,111
Dog Poop $838,102
Stink Bombs $827,632
Toilet Paper $842,992
Poison Mistletoe $11,630,914
Strippogram Voucher $10,180,742
Christmas Cracker $1,069,506
Description Price
Pack of Cuban Cigars $650
Coat Hanger $536,287
Bolt Cutters $972
Photographs $4,561,214
Article on Crime $53,461,364
Gas Can $647,843
Soap on a Rope $1,016
C4 Explosive $288,123
Memory Locket $561,843
Mayan Statue $1,756
Hockey Stick $2,328
Pele Charm $1,859
Soccer Ball $2,548
Jade Buddha $5,000
Maneki Neko $32,351
Elephant Statue $4,946
Japanese/English Dictionary $6,482,727
Oriental Log $1,112,645
Oriental Log Translation $1,939,570
Mistletoe $621,403
Mini Sleigh $376,459
Snowman $1,053,948
Christmas Gnome $1,243,575
Gingerbread House $375,000
Printing Paper $42,008
Blank Tokens $33,913
Blank Credit Cards $42,249
Stick of Dynamite $35,588
Pack of Trojans $11,161,198
Raw Ivory $821,998
Empty Box $1,594
Birthday Wrapping Paper $626
Generic Wrapping Paper $600
Christmas Wrapping Paper $623
Box of Tissues $317
Loaf of Bread $2,285,390
Afro Comb $23,858
Compass $9,335
Sextant $19,220
Yucca Plant $5,795
Fire Hydrant $11,494
Model Space Ship $12,644
Ship in a Bottle $37,442
Paper Weight $3,088
Tailors Dummy $25,385
Vanity Hand Mirror $249,929
Sumo Doll $2,952
Chopsticks $2,282
Dart Board $2,849
Crazy Straw $1,158
Sensu $8,338
Yakitori Lantern $3,950
Snowboard $3,738
Glow Stick $41,474
Snow Globe '09 $21,059,760
Dancing Santa Claus '09 $2,159,999
Zombie Brain $9,932,545
Human Head $26,448,000
Medal of Honor $25,872,000
Witch's Cauldron $1,130,742
Electronic Pumpkin $123,098
Jack O Lantern Lamp $288,000
Spooky Paper Weight $179,921
Cauldron $604,335
Deputy Star $1,824,450
Advent Calendar $42,311
Santa's Snot $52,035
Polar Bear Toy $66,740
Fruitcake $1,889
Pile of Vomit $1,767,734
Rusty Dog Tag $46,500,000
Gold Nugget $6,162,500
Christmas Lights $224,963
Gingerbread Man $220,648
Golden Wreath $442,420
Steel Drum $2,362
Nodding Turtle $8,786
Cinnamon Ornament $149,827
Christmas Express $750,807
Golden Candy Cane $712,831
Piece of Cake $101,733,334
Rotten Eggs $14,955,000
Peg Leg $8,865,800
Christmas Angel $45,310
Eggnog $851,546
Sprig of Holly $91,111
Birthday Cake '14 $8,247,073
Lump of Coal $182,141
Certificate of Awesome $30,817
Certificate of Lame $7,079
Salt Shaker $149,144
Turkey Baster $149,762
Description Price
Drug Pack $4,011,890
Box of Grenades $977,081
Box of Medical Supplies $214,750
Lottery Voucher $815,835
Goodie Bag $31,631,879
Keg of Beer $7,731,544
Six Pack of Alcohol $984,399
Six Pack of Energy Drink $14,012,261
Description Price
Type 98 Anti Tank $17,000,000
Description Price
Hammer $10
Baseball Bat $50
Crowbar $150
Knuckle Dusters $400
Pen Knife $500
Kitchen Knife $500
Dagger $1,000
Axe $2,000
Scimitar $4,400
Chainsaw $10,000
Samurai Sword $50,000
Leather Bullwhip $500
Ninja Claws $4,000
Rusty Sword $5
Butterfly Knife $1,000
Taser $4,000
Claymore Sword $70,000
Swiss Army Knife $1,000
Spear $10
Chain Whip $1,000
Wooden Nunchakus $1,000
Kama $30,000
Kodachi $70,000
Sai $100
Bo Staff $50
Katana $10,000
Twin Tiger Hooks $30,000
Wushu Double Axes $50,000
Macana $80,000
Metal Nunchakus $300,000
Flail $6,000,000
Guandao $150,000
Lead Pipe $10
Ice Pick $10,000
Cricket Bat $5,000
Frying Pan $10
Pillow $100,000
Blood Spattered Sickle $20,000,000
Golden Broomstick $20,000,000
Devil's Pitchfork $80,000,000
Pair of Ice Skates $10
Diamond Icicle $10
Diamond Bladed Knife $800,000
Naval Cutlass $40,000,000
Riding Crop $100,000,000
Description Price
Combat Helmet $2,600,000
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