Updates

TimeDescription
December 3, 2020Honor updated: Yoink
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
December 3, 2020Honor updated: Bam!
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
December 3, 2020Honor updated: Wham!
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
December 2, 2020Honor updated: Boom!
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare
December 2, 2020Honor updated: Bam!
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited
December 2, 2020Honor updated: Kapow!
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
December 2, 2020Honor updated: Wham!
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Uncommon
December 1, 2020Honor added: Bam!
  • Description: Deal over 1,000,000 total damage
December 1, 2020Honor added: Kapow!
  • Description: Deal over 100,000,000 total damage
December 1, 2020Honor added: Wham!
  • Description: Deal over 100,000 total damage
December 1, 2020Honor added: Boom!
  • Description: Deal over 10,000,000 total damage
November 29, 2020Honor updated: Lovestruck
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
November 29, 2020Honor updated: Nice
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
November 27, 2020Item updated: Tangerine
  • Type: Other to Collectible
November 26, 2020Item updated: Tiger King Mask '20
  • Description: "" to "Joe Exotic will be forever remembered as the face that got us through the early days of the Coronavirus lockdown, and now you can wear that face by sporting this iconic Tiger King Mask. Feel free to wear it as you mistreat tigers, flirt with an 18-year-old toothless hillbilly, or as you’re murdering that b***h Carole Baskin."
November 26, 2020Item updated: Medical Mask
  • Description: "" to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother."
November 26, 2020Item updated: Chin Diaper
  • Description: "" to "If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?"
November 26, 2020Item updated: Tighty Whities
  • Description: "" to "A pair of snug, white underpants are 100% guaranteed to show off your thunderous man-bulge in all its magnificent glory. Made from breathable cotton, your meat and two veg will be safe, secure, and sweat-free in these naughty little boy-briefs. "
November 26, 2020Item added: Tangerine
  • Description: Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year.
November 26, 2020Honor updated: Labyrinth
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
November 22, 2020Honor updated: Spinner
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
November 22, 2020Honor updated: Resurrection
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
November 21, 2020Item added: Chin Diaper
  • Description:
November 21, 2020Item added: Tighty Whities
  • Description:
November 21, 2020Item updated: Glasses
  • Name: Pair of Glasses to Glasses
November 21, 2020Item added: Tiger King Mask '20
  • Description:
November 21, 2020Item added: Medical Mask
  • Description:
November 21, 2020Honor updated: Honored
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
November 18, 2020Honor updated: On Track
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
November 16, 2020Medal updated: Cyber Punk
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
November 15, 2020Item updated: Gold Chain
  • Type: Clothing to Jewelry
November 15, 2020Honor updated: Triple Tap
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
November 12, 2020Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
November 11, 2020Item updated: Raven MP25
  • Description: "The Raven MP25 holds 17 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range." to "The Raven MP25 holds 6 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range."
November 8, 2020Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
November 7, 2020Honor updated: Pin Puller
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
November 6, 2020Item updated: Flip Flops
  • Name: Orthopedic Shoes to Flip Flops
November 6, 2020Item updated: Flip Flops
  • Description: "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time." to "Flip Flops are commonly worn at the beach or on holiday, but those of an elderly persuasion are fond of wearing them with a pair of socks underneath. Pensioners probably do this due to the wretched state of their ancient feet, which makes you wonder why they don't just wear a pair of damn shoes instead."
November 5, 2020Item updated: AK74U
  • Name: AK74u to AK74U
November 5, 2020Item updated: AK74U
  • Description: "A shortened AK74. The AK74u has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition." to "A shortened AK74. The AK74U has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition."
November 5, 2020Honor updated: The Rising Sun
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
November 4, 2020Medal updated: Level Ninety
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
November 3, 2020Medal updated: Cat Burglar
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
November 1, 2020Honor updated: Something Humerus
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
October 31, 2020Honor updated: Phantastic
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
October 29, 2020Honor updated: Chain Saver
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 29, 2020Honor updated: Phantastic
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 28, 2020Honor updated: Something Humerus
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
October 28, 2020Honor updated: Phantastic
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
October 27, 2020Honor added: Something Humerus
  • Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Terrifying
October 27, 2020Honor added: Oh My Gourd!
  • Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Nightmarish
October 27, 2020Honor added: Phantastic
  • Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Frightful
October 27, 2020Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20
  • Description: "" to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float."
October 27, 2020Item added: Pennywise Mask '20
  • Description:
October 25, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
October 24, 2020Honor updated: Yoink
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 24, 2020Honor updated: Pink Camo
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
October 23, 2020Honor updated: Leonidas
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
October 23, 2020Honor updated: Velutinous
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
October 22, 2020Honor updated: Chain Saver
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
October 21, 2020Honor updated: Chain Saver
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
October 20, 2020Honor added: Chain Saver
  • Description: Save a 100+ chain 10 seconds before it breaks
October 20, 2020Honor updated: Devastation
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
October 19, 2020Item updated: Cardholder
  • Description: "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder might contain one of several types of cards you can steal but the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Billfold
  • Description: "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but they can hold more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Zip Wallet
  • Description: "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." to "Zip wallets are wallets for those who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who tracks you down so he may consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Clutch
  • Description: "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. The Clutch Bag was invented to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Syringe
  • Description: "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. " to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused and overdose on Magenta. "
October 19, 2020Item updated: Booty Shorts
  • Description: "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of Booty Shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your ass-flaps. These leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of your food to Instagram while wearing Booty Shorts this tight, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Collar
  • Description: "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige." to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know how to please a woman. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he's more of a Christopher Beige."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Ball Gown
  • Description: "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. " to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to wonder why your drink tastes sleepy."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Wedding Dress
  • Description: "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. " to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; it's tragic if you wear them more than once in your life. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Nightgown
  • Description: "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men awaiting a visit by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Elegant Cache
  • Description: "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Naughty Cache
  • Description: "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or a garden gnome butt-plug eight inches in diameter. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Elderly Cache
  • Description: "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige." to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put people off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains an item of clothing suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable mauve."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Armor Cache
  • Description: "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed." to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your mates to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed to death."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Small Arms Cache
  • Description: "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. " to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or lover."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Spy Camera
  • Description: "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. " to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out why he's on an FBI watchlist. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Heart Sunglasses
  • Description: "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic." to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of surprisingly realistic liver aviators."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Hair Bow
  • Description: "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings." to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must therefore be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings, lest you be scalped by a confused onlooker."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Dungarees
  • Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Tights
  • Description: "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved their trouser-arms due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Bowler Hat
  • Description: "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Bow Tie
  • Description: "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. " to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Neck Tie
  • Description: "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. " to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Blazer
  • Description: "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look." to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Derby Shoes
  • Description: "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Smoking Jacket
  • Description: "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein." to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Monocle
  • Description: "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man." to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Paint Mask
  • Description: "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. " to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you, as its particulate cotton filters ensure your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses. "
October 19, 2020Item updated: Ladder
  • Description: "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night to look at their cat, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Wire Cutters
  • Description: "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. " to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting cables up to 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. The one thing these cutters cannot be used to cut through is the ground-breaking crime drama The Wire."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Fur Scarf
  • Description: "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and Madagascan boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Fur Hat
  • Description: "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair." to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one, and it's made from cat hair."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Platform Shoes
  • Description: "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week." to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them within the first 30 days."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Silver Flats
  • Name: Ballerina Flats to Silver Flats
October 19, 2020Item updated: Silver Flats
  • Description: "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon." to "These Silver Flats are notable for their lack of sole, whereas the music of Ed Sheeran is known for its distinct lack of soul. Made from a mixture of recycled trash and commercial adhesive, Ed Sheeran has sold over 150 million terrible records. This fact has nothing to do with these shoes, which are fine if you like that sort of thing."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Crystal Bracelet
  • Description: "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." to "Crystal Bracelets are as gaudy as they are shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Cocktail Ring
  • Description: "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. " to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to you, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Square Sunglasses
  • Name: Big Sunglasses to Square Sunglasses
October 19, 2020Item updated: Square Sunglasses
  • Description: "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way." to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Square Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you look at them the wrong way."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Shrug
  • Description: "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug." to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, often made from knitted wool. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what a Shrug is, they will probably do something expressive with their shoulders."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Eye Patch
  • Description: "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. " to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to hide the black eyes often inflicted upon pirates by their ocean bretheren. Relationships between men can often become violent, and this is never more true when you're stuck out at sea with nothing but salty water and rum for lubricant."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Collared Shawl
  • Description: "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket." to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket. If you're unlucky, blood."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Cover-ups
  • Description: "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." to "Too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses? These cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Sandals
  • Description: "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he lived today or indeed ever. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Flat Cap
  • Description: "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless." to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will certainly look sharp wearing one."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Bathrobe
  • Description: "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual." to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe is made from the purest white silk, and is modelled on one which Whitney Houston owned."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Denim Cap
  • Description: "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk." to "Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Gentleman Cache
  • Description: "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." to "The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Snapback Hat
  • Description: "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached to the brim. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"
October 19, 2020Item updated: Basketball Shirt
  • Description: "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free." to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric known as Pit-Stahp, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation sweating less than Prince Andrew."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Parachute Pants
  • Description: "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980s, parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"
October 19, 2020Item updated: Tube Dress
  • Description: "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "
October 19, 2020Item updated: Silver Hoodie
  • Description: "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Durag
  • Description: "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them." to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people who want to look like a weapons-grade bellend."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Sports Jacket
  • Description: "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter." to "Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Credit Card
  • Description: "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you want but can't afford. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."
October 19, 2020Item updated: Lipstick
  • Description: "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, but the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Flesh Wound Carmine #005."
October 16, 2020Honor updated: Foot Soldier
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
October 15, 2020Item updated: Qsz-92
  • Description: "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds of ammunition in either calibre. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights." to "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights."
October 14, 2020Honor updated: Yoink
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
October 13, 2020Honor added: Kosovo
  • Description: A default honor bar available to everyone
October 13, 2020Honor added: Yoink
  • Description: Successfully mug someone who just mugged someone else
October 11, 2020Honor updated: Triple Tap
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 9, 2020Honor updated: Dragon's Breath
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
October 9, 2020Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 8, 2020Honor updated: Freerunner
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
October 7, 2020Honor updated: Bare
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
October 7, 2020Honor updated: Dragon's Breath
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
October 6, 2020Honor added: Dragon's Breath
  • Description: Use a 12 Gauge Incendiary round
October 1, 2020Honor updated: Jacked
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
September 30, 2020Honor updated: Maimed
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
September 30, 2020Honor updated: Penetrated
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
September 30, 2020Honor updated: Scorched
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
September 30, 2020Honor updated: Marked
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
September 29, 2020Item updated: Zip Wallet
  • Description: "A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. " to "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Clutch
  • Description: "A fashionable clutch purse." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Hit Contract
  • Description: "A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal." to "Inside this envelope is the name of a dangerous, wanted criminal, along with a contract for their "termination". The envelope itself is quite nice, so you might want to save it for when you start eBaying all the crap in your spare room. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Syringe
  • Description: "An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle." to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Spoon
  • Description: "A charred spoon." to "The bowl of this spoon is suspiciously charred. This leads you to believe that someone has been using it to heat cold soup while holding it over the stove. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Nightgown
  • Description: "" to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Pullover
  • Description: "" to "This tight-fitting, woolen pullover comes in a unique shade of brown rarely seen outside of a sewage sluice. Soft to the touch and hard-wearing, this sweater is very much a one-off, in that as soon as you put one on, you'll want to take it off."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Elegant Cache
  • Description: "" to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Naughty Cache
  • Description: "" to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Elderly Cache
  • Description: "" to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Denim Cache
  • Description: "" to "Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Wannabe Cache
  • Description: "" to "It doesn't matter if you're pretty fly for a white guy or a bit of a prick for an asian chick, this Wannabe Cache will have you dressing like an absolute banker in the time it takes to say gunter glieben glauten globen. Snapbacks, Shutter Shades, Saggy Pants and the rest await you inside this treasure trove of trends for try-hards."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Cutesy Cache
  • Description: "" to "The colorful clothes and accessories in this Cutesy Cache wouldn't look out of place on a nine-year-old girl. These days, you're more likely to see them on a woman in her mid-thirties who still describes herself as a dweemgurl pwincess. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Armor Cache
  • Description: "" to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Melee Cache
  • Description: "" to "This Melee Cache contains a melee weapon, which you can use to harm other human beings in a melee, fracas, scuffle, or kerfuffle at your leisure. You may not use melee weapons to harm animals, because that's mean."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Small Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Medium Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to "Medium Arms are defined as being neither Small Arms nor Heavy Arms, but something in between. This Medium Arms cache therefore contains armaments that are not light enough to be stuffed in your waistband, but nor must they be mounted on a tripod. Don't blame me if this description doesn't make sense. Open it up and see for yourself if you care that much."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to "The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Spy Camera
  • Description: "" to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Cloning Device
  • Description: "" to "In the year 2045 you will be able to clone perfect replicas of yourself which you can use to do your bidding, your spouse, and your laundry. Until then, you'll have to make do with this Card Cloning Device, which takes mere seconds to lift the data off someone's credit card once it's been swiped through."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Card Skimmer
  • Description: "" to "A Card Skimmer jammed into an ATM can record the details of hundreds of individual credit cards every hour. The best place to mount these is outside a place where people withdraw cash in a hurry, such as a strip club, or a KFC whose card machine is always busted."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Tutu
  • Description: "" to "The Tutu was named after its inventor, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who wore the garment to public rallies in the 1980's to distract white South Africans from the fact he was helping to dismantle apartheid. This Tutu is made from pink gauze and will rise up when the wearer pirouettes, or stands over a leafblower."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Knee Socks
  • Description: "" to "Knee Socks imply that the wearer is somewhat playful, or that they have really ugly shins. These pink cotton Knee Socks stop just below the thigh on a regular-sized person, but could probably be used as a sleeping bag by those of restricted height, such as Oompa Loompas, or Tyrion Lannister. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Kitty Shoes
  • Description: "" to "These red leather Kitty Shoes are perfect for anyone who loves the color red, and who likes cats. They are wholly unsuitable for someone who prefers purple and is obsessed with narwhals."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Cat Ears
  • Description: "" to "These Cat Ears won't make you look like a cat, but they will make you look like you have the ears of a cat. To complete the full cat look you'd need whiskers, a tail, and a spine flexible enough that you can reach your posterior with your tongue."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Bunny Ears
  • Description: "" to "Myxomatosis is a severely painful disease in rabbits which attacks their skin, eyes, lungs, and genitals. Remember that the next time you appropriate their culture by wearing these Bunny Ears. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Puppy Ears
  • Description: "" to "If you want a headband which comes with the ears of a full-sized dog attached then you are shit out of luck my friend. But if you're after some realistic-looking Puppy Ears, then why not buy a pair of these Puppy Ears? They look like real Puppy Ears. PUPPY EARS!"
September 29, 2020Item updated: Heart Sunglasses
  • Description: "" to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Hair Bow
  • Description: "" to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Lolita Dress
  • Description: "" to "The term Lolita means a sexually precocious young girl. To avoid Torn being shut down and raided by the police, we're going to end this description right here."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Unicorn Horn
  • Description: "" to "Many people believe that Unicorns possessed a single large horn in the centre of their head, however, recent paleontological evidence suggests they actually had one giant tentacle there instead. But don't let that stop you perpetuating the Unicorn horn myth with this brightly colored plastic Unicorn Horn, which you can also wear around your waist as a Merman's penis."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Check Skirt
  • Description: "" to "This red checkered cotton skirt resembles the type worn as part of a uniform by British schoolgirls - and the occasional schoolboy, if he was feeling adventurous. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Polka Dot Dress
  • Description: "" to "Red Polka Dot dresses are closely associated with the 1950's, and wearing one implies that you love everything about this decade, including racism, the Cold War, and the mass coverup of the harmful effects of smoking by international tobacco companies. Who knew that wearing a little old dress meant so much!"
September 29, 2020Item updated: Ballet Shoes
  • Description: "" to "Ballet Shoes are shoes you wear for performing ballet, not while attending a ballet. You could wear ballet shoes while attending a ballet, but people will be confused and think you are performing in the ballet, when really you are just attending a ballet in ballet shoes. If you do decide to wear ballet shoes to a ballet in which you are not performing, simply because you like to wear ballet shoes, you'd have to explain to multiple people that you weren't performing in the ballet, you were simply attending a ballet in ballet shoes, and that could be quite long-winded. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Dungarees
  • Description: "" to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Tights
  • Description: "" to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Old Wallet
  • Description: "A grubby, tattered wallet." to "Inside this old, leather wallet you'll find a snapshot of someone else's life. Credit cards. Membership cards. A coupon for half off at Big Al's. Family photographs. An expired condom. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a wad of cash in this wallet, cash you could use to buy something useful, like a wallet."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Cardholder
  • Description: "A soft leather cardholder." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Billfold
  • Description: "A slim premium billfold." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Coin Purse
  • Description: "A fabric purse with a metal clasp." to "The Coin Purse is most popular among elderly women, who remain gloriously oblivious to its use as a slang term for testicles. Inside this Coin Purse you may find several coins of various denominations, which you are then free to insert into vending machines, gumball machines, or the Neverending Story coin-operated ride that's been outside your local 7-11 since 1984."
September 29, 2020Honor added: Marked
  • Description: Use 2,500 Tracer rounds
September 29, 2020Honor added: Penetrated
  • Description: Use 2,500 Piercing rounds
September 29, 2020Honor added: Scorched
  • Description: Use 2,500 Incendiary rounds
September 29, 2020Honor added: Maimed
  • Description: Use 2,500 Hollow Point rounds
September 29, 2020Item updated: Booty Shorts
  • Description: "" to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Collar
  • Description: "" to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Ball Gag
  • Description: "" to "The Ball Gag is the perfect gift for a lover who refuses to stop making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Consisting of a hardy leather strap and a rubber ball fixed together with steel clasps, this item can also be used to recreate the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, if you're into that sort of thing."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Blindfold
  • Description: "" to "This blindfold is made from soft, black silk, and is capable of obstructing the wearer's vision even in the presence of daylight. Blindfolds can be great fun in the bedroom if you like a little mystery in your sex life. They also come in handy if your partner hasn't aged well, or has recently undergone reconstructive surgery after a particularly nasty car accident."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Maid Uniform
  • Description: "" to "French Maid Uniforms are one of the most popular types of sexy outfit, alongside schoolgirl, secretary, nurse, and 14th Century Brigandine. This particular Maid Uniform is made from cheap polyester and cotton lace, and will no doubt fall apart during a vigorous polishing of the ornaments."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Maid Hat
  • Description: "" to "No Maid Uniform is complete without a dainty little Maid Hat to top it off. This "hat" may be no more than a strip of starched lace glued to a simple headband, but from the instant you wear it, you'll feel as if you're in the bedchambers of an old French aristocrat whose bedpan needs to be emptied forthwith."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Ball Gown
  • Description: "" to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Fascinator Hat
  • Description: "" to "The Fascinator Hat was invented in the 17th Century, and originally consisted of a lacey scarf wrapped around a woman's head with the aim of drawing attention and invoking an air of mystery. These days, the term Fascinator is used to describe any overly elaborate hat worn at a stupid angle to a wedding or a racecourse, with the only mystery being "Why the hell are you wearing that?""
September 29, 2020Item updated: Wedding Dress
  • Description: "" to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Wedding Veil
  • Description: "" to "Wedding veils were originally worn to protect the Bride from evil and impurity, because apparently a thin layer of net fabric can repel such things. In Torn, a veil is worn to protect the wedding congregation from Bridal saliva, as the women here are neither good nor pure, and are prone to spitting to get their own way."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Head Scarf
  • Description: "" to "The favored headwear for terminally ill patients and white women returning from a gap year in India, the headscarf is a versatile piece of clothing well-suited to various climates - except wind or rain. This headscarf is made from a piece of floral fabric, and would not look out of place on the head of an 84-year-old woman whose husband recently passed away."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Opera Gloves
  • Description: "" to "Once the preserve of high society dames and regality, Opera Gloves are now worn by slags and wannabe starlets everywhere. The long, slender design of these stylish gloves make even the roughest broad feel like she's having Breakfast At Tiffany's when she's snarfing down an Egg McMuffin in Maccies at half nine in the morning."
September 29, 2020Item updated: Cell Phone
  • Description: "" to "Known as the most durable mobile phone of all time, the Italian-made Gnocchia 3310 should really be classed as a melee weapon, given that one single blow with this object is capable of turning someone's face into a concave structure. "
September 29, 2020Item updated: Assless Chaps
  • Description: "" to "Traditonally, a set of chaps consists of a pair of leggings and a belt, often made of leather, which are worn over trousers to protect the wearer's legs while on horseback. Chaps do not typically cover your crotch or buttocks, but this pair has been designed with a front pouch, which hints that they are to be worn over bare naked flesh. Assless they may be, but you'll have no trouble tapping dat in a pair of these bad boys."
September 27, 2020Honor updated: Gone Fishing
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
September 24, 2020Honor updated: Pepperoni
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 24, 2020Honor updated: Triple Tap
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
September 23, 2020Honor updated: Triple Tap
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
September 22, 2020Honor added: Triple Tap
  • Description: Achieve three headshots in a row
September 21, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
September 21, 2020Honor updated: Overtime
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 17, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
September 17, 2020Medal updated: Legendary
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 16, 2020Honor updated: Overtime
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
September 16, 2020Honor updated: Lead Salad
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 16, 2020Honor updated: Hula
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
September 16, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 15, 2020Honor updated: Intern
  • Name: I'm a Real Doctor to Intern
September 15, 2020Honor updated: Intern
  • Description: Steal 500 medical items to Use 100 job points
September 15, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Name: Keen to Stuck in a Rut
September 15, 2020Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut
  • Description: Spy on people while in the army 100 times to Use 1,000 job points
September 15, 2020Honor added: Overtime
  • Description: Use 10,000 job points
September 13, 2020Honor updated: Strongest Link
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
September 9, 2020Honor updated: Sodaholic
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 9, 2020Honor updated: RNG
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
September 9, 2020Honor updated: Repeat Offender
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Common
September 8, 2020Honor added: Repeat Offender
  • Description: Go to jail 250 times
September 8, 2020Honor updated: Chainer 4
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
September 8, 2020Medal updated: Champion
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
September 8, 2020Medal updated: Pwned in the Face
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
September 1, 2020Honor added: Welcome
  • Description: Be online every day for 100 days
August 31, 2020Honor updated: Going Postal
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
August 31, 2020Medal updated: Overzealous
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
August 30, 2020Item updated: Gold Chain
  • Description: "" to "All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Snapback Hat
  • Description: "" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"
August 30, 2020Item updated: Saggy Pants
  • Description: "" to "The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Oversized Shirt
  • Description: "" to "It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Basketball Shirt
  • Description: "" to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Parachute Pants
  • Description: "" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"
August 30, 2020Item updated: Tube Dress
  • Description: "" to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Gold Sneakers
  • Description: "" to "Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!"
August 30, 2020Item updated: Shutter Shades
  • Description: "" to "Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Silver Hoodie
  • Description: "" to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Bucket Hat
  • Description: "" to "Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Puffer Jacket
  • Description: "" to "The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Durag
  • Name: Do Rag to Durag
August 30, 2020Item updated: Durag
  • Description: "" to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Onesie
  • Description: "" to "Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Baseball Jacket
  • Description: "" to "In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Braces
  • Description: "" to "If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Panama Hat
  • Description: "" to "Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Pipe
  • Description: "" to "Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Shoulder Sweater
  • Description: "" to "In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Sports Jacket
  • Description: "" to "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Credit Card
  • Description: "" to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Lipstick
  • Description: "" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005"
August 30, 2020Item updated: License
  • Description: "" to "This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Tampon
  • Description: "" to "Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Receipt
  • Description: "" to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Family Photo
  • Description: "" to "This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Lint
  • Description: "" to "Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Handcuffs
  • Description: "" to "Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Concussion Grenade
  • Description: "" to "There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Shirt
  • Description: "" to "Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Vest
  • Description: "" to "When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Jacket
  • Description: "" to "Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Jeans
  • Description: "" to "Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Shoes
  • Description: "" to "If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Denim Cap
  • Description: "" to "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Bread Knife
  • Description: "" to "Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Semtex
  • Description: "" to "Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Poison Umbrella
  • Description: "" to "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Millwall Brick
  • Description: "" to "The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Gentleman Cache
  • Description: "" to "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Suit Trousers
  • Description: "" to "Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Derby Shoes
  • Name: Dress Shoes to Derby Shoes
August 30, 2020Item updated: Derby Shoes
  • Description: "" to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Smoking Jacket
  • Description: "" to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Monocle
  • Description: "" to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Paint Mask
  • Description: "" to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Ladder
  • Description: "" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?"
August 30, 2020Item updated: Wire Cutters
  • Description: "" to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Fur Coat
  • Description: "" to "Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Fur Scarf
  • Description: "" to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Fur Hat
  • Description: "" to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Platform Shoes
  • Name: Bow Shoes to Platform Shoes
August 30, 2020Item updated: Platform Shoes
  • Description: "" to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Ballerina Flats
  • Name: Dolly Shoes to Ballerina Flats
August 30, 2020Item updated: Ballerina Flats
  • Description: "" to "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Crystal Bracelet
  • Description: "" to "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Cocktail Ring
  • Description: "" to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Sun Hat
  • Description: "" to "The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Big Sunglasses
  • Description: "" to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Statement Necklace
  • Description: "" to "A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Floral Dress
  • Description: "" to "Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Shrug
  • Description: "" to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Eye Patch
  • Description: "" to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Reading Glasses
  • Description: "" to "Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Chinos
  • Description: "" to "These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Collared Shawl
  • Description: "" to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Pleated Skirt
  • Description: "" to "Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes
  • Description: "" to "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Bingo Visor
  • Description: "" to "This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Cover-ups
  • Description: "" to "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Sandals
  • Description: "" to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Golf Socks
  • Description: "" to "Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. "
August 30, 2020Item updated: Flat Cap
  • Description: "" to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Slippers
  • Description: "" to "These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer."
August 30, 2020Item updated: Bathrobe
  • Description: "" to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual."
August 29, 2020Item updated: Bowler Hat
  • Description: "" to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."
August 29, 2020Item updated: Fitted Shirt
  • Description: "" to "Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it."
August 29, 2020Item updated: Bow Tie
  • Description: "" to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. "
August 29, 2020Item updated: Neck Tie
  • Description: "" to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. "
August 29, 2020Item updated: Waistcoat
  • Description: "" to "Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path."
August 29, 2020Item updated: Blazer
  • Description: "" to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look."
August 26, 2020Item updated: Denim Jeans
  • Name: Denim Trousers to Denim Jeans
August 26, 2020Honor updated: Booboo
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Common
August 25, 2020Item added: Tights
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Dungarees
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Ballet Shoes
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Unicorn Horn
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Check Skirt
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Polka Dot Dress
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Hair Bow
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Lolita Dress
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Heart Sunglasses
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Kitty Shoes
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Cat Ears
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Bunny Ears
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Puppy Ears
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Tutu
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Item added: Knee Socks
  • Description:
August 25, 2020Honor updated: Booboo
  • Description: to Go to hospital 250 times
August 25, 2020Honor added: Booboo
  • Description:
August 24, 2020Medal updated: Level Fifty Five
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
August 21, 2020Honor updated: Wrecked
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
August 21, 2020Honor updated: Landlord
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
August 19, 2020Honor updated: Strongest Link
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited
August 19, 2020Honor updated: Gone Fishing
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
August 18, 2020Honor added: Strongest Link
  • Description: Make 100 hits in a single chain
August 15, 2020Honor updated: Crucifixion
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
August 15, 2020Honor updated: Monopoly
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
August 15, 2020Medal updated: Close Escape
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
August 13, 2020Honor updated: Gone Fishing
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
August 12, 2020Honor updated: Gone Fishing
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
August 11, 2020Honor added: Gone Fishing
  • Description: Be defeated by a trout
August 10, 2020Honor updated: Leonidas
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
August 10, 2020Medal updated: Three Years of Service
  • Rarity: Common to Very Common
August 6, 2020Honor updated: Going Postal
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
August 6, 2020Medal updated: Tooth and Nail
  • Name: Going Postal to Tooth and Nail
August 5, 2020Honor updated: Mastermind
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
August 5, 2020Honor updated: Going Postal
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
August 4, 2020Item updated: Statement Necklace
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Floral Dress
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Shrug
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Eye Patch
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Reading Glasses
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Chinos
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Collared Shawl
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Pleated Skirt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bingo Visor
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Cover-ups
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Sandals
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Golf Socks
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Flat Cap
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Slippers
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bathrobe
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Concussion Grenade
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Shirt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Vest
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Jacket
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Trousers
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Shoes
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Cap
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bread Knife
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Semtex
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Poison Umbrella
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Millwall Brick
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Gentleman Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Gold Chain
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Snapback Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Saggy Pants
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Oversized Shirt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Basketball Shirt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Parachute Pants
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Tube Dress
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Gold Sneakers
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Shutter Shades
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Silver Hoodie
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bucket Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Puffer Jacket
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Do Rag
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Onesie
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Baseball Jacket
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Braces
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Panama Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Pipe
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Shoulder Sweater
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Sports Jacket
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Credit Card
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Lipstick
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: License
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Tampon
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Receipt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Family Photo
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Lint
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Handcuffs
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Cell Phone
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Assless Chaps
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Opera Gloves
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Booty Shorts
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Collar
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Ball Gag
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Blindfold
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Maid Uniform
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Maid Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Ball Gown
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Fascinator Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Wedding Dress
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Wedding Veil
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Head Scarf
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Nightgown
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Pullover
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Elegant Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Naughty Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Elderly Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Denim Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Wannabe Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Cutesy Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Armor Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Melee Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Small Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Medium Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Spy Camera
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Cloning Device
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Card Skimmer
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Undefined
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bowler Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Fitted Shirt
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bow Tie
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Neck Tie
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Waistcoat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Blazer
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Suit Trousers
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Dress Shoes
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Smoking Jacket
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Monocle
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Paint Mask
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Ladder
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Wire Cutters
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Fur Coat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Fur Scarf
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Fur Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Bow Shoes
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Dolly Shoes
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Crystal Bracelet
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Cocktail Ring
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Sun Hat
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Big Sunglasses
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Undefined
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Undefined 2
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Undefined 3
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Item updated: Undefined 4
  • Description: "" to ""
August 4, 2020Honor added: Going Postal
  • Description: Defeat a company co-worker
August 4, 2020Honor updated: Compulsive
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
August 3, 2020Medal updated: Competent
  • Rarity: Common to Very Common
August 2, 2020Honor updated: Fury
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
August 1, 2020Honor updated: Giant Slayer
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
July 31, 2020Honor updated: Finale
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
July 30, 2020Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
July 29, 2020Honor updated: Crucifixion
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
July 28, 2020Honor added: Crucifixion
  • Description: Defeat someone you've just revived
July 28, 2020Honor updated: Radaway
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
July 27, 2020Honor updated: Hairy
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
July 24, 2020Honor updated: Leonidas
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
July 23, 2020Honor updated: Conditioned
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
July 22, 2020Honor updated: Leonidas
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
July 21, 2020Honor added: Leonidas
  • Description: Achieve a finishing hit with Kick
July 21, 2020Honor updated: Miracle Worker
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
July 19, 2020Honor updated: Souvenir
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
July 19, 2020Honor updated: Nice
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
July 16, 2020Honor updated: Deadly Duo
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
July 16, 2020Honor updated: Nice
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
July 15, 2020Honor updated: Riddled
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
July 14, 2020Honor added: Nice
  • Description: Nice
July 14, 2020Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250
  • Type: Other to Collectible
July 14, 2020Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50
  • Type: Other to Collectible
July 13, 2020Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250
  • Type: Electronic to Other
July 13, 2020Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50
  • Type: Electronic to Other
July 13, 2020Item added: Spy Camera
  • Description:
July 13, 2020Item added: Cloning Device
  • Description:
July 13, 2020Item added: Card Skimmer
  • Description:
July 13, 2020Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100
  • Type: Electronic to Other
July 9, 2020Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes
  • Name: Daddys New Shoes to Daddy's New Shoes
July 8, 2020Honor updated: Radaway
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
July 8, 2020Medal updated: Patriotic
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
July 7, 2020Item updated: Platinum PDA
  • Description: "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and blacklist capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again." to "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again."
July 7, 2020Honor updated: Radaway
  • Description: to Use a Neumune Tablet to reduce radiation poisoning
July 7, 2020Honor added: Radaway
  • Description:
July 6, 2020Honor updated: Machinist
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
July 5, 2020Honor updated: Protege
  • Rarity: Common to Very Common
July 4, 2020Honor updated: Resurrection
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
July 1, 2020Item added: Elegant Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Naughty Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Elderly Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Denim Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Wannabe Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Cutesy Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Armor Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Melee Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Small Arms Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Medium Arms Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Item added: Heavy Arms Cache
  • Description:
July 1, 2020Honor updated: Giant Slayer
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
June 30, 2020Honor added: Giant Slayer
  • Description: Receive loot from a defeated NPC
June 29, 2020Honor updated: Invictus
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
June 29, 2020Medal updated: Invincible
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
June 28, 2020Medal updated: Recruit
  • Rarity: Common to Very Common
June 27, 2020Honor updated: Lend A Hand
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
June 25, 2020Honor updated: Angel Dust
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
June 25, 2020Medal updated: Nine Years of Service
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
June 24, 2020Honor updated: Monopoly
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
June 23, 2020Honor added: Monopoly
  • Description: Own every stock benefit at the same time
June 21, 2020Item added: Head Scarf
  • Description:
June 21, 2020Item added: Nightgown
  • Description:
June 21, 2020Item added: Pullover
  • Description:
June 21, 2020Honor updated: Survivalist
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
June 18, 2020Medal updated: Level Seventy
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
June 17, 2020Honor updated: International
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited
June 17, 2020Medal updated: Rustler
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
June 16, 2020Honor added: International
  • Description: Defeat 100 people while abroad
June 16, 2020Item added: Ball Gown
  • Description:
June 16, 2020Item added: Fascinator Hat
  • Description:
June 16, 2020Item added: Wedding Dress
  • Description:
June 16, 2020Item added: Wedding Veil
  • Description:
June 15, 2020Honor updated: Historian
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
June 11, 2020Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
June 10, 2020Honor updated: Resurrection
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare
June 9, 2020Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme
  • Description: Have one of your referrals refer 5 other players to Have one of your referrals refer another player who goes on to reach level 10
June 9, 2020Honor added: Resurrection
  • Description: Revive someone you've just defeated
June 9, 2020Honor updated: Mod Boss
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
June 7, 2020Honor updated: Annihilation
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
June 4, 2020Honor updated: Landlord
  • Rarity: Rare to Limited
June 3, 2020Honor updated: Landlord
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare
June 2, 2020Honor added: Landlord
  • Description: Lease one of your properties to someone
June 2, 2020Honor updated: Moneybags
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
June 2, 2020Medal updated: Going Postal
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
May 31, 2020Honor updated: Lovestruck
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
May 31, 2020Honor updated: Souvenir
  • Rarity: Very Rare to Rare
May 30, 2020Honor updated: Massacre
  • Rarity: Limited to Uncommon
May 29, 2020Honor updated: Souvenir
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
May 27, 2020Honor updated: Land Of Promise
  • Description: Travel to Dubai 50 times to Travel to the United Arab Emirates 50 times
May 27, 2020Honor updated: Souvenir
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
May 26, 2020Honor added: Souvenir
  • Description: Purchase the perfect souvenir abroad
May 23, 2020Item added: Assless Chaps
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Opera Gloves
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Booty Shorts
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Collar
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Ball Gag
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Blindfold
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Maid Uniform
  • Description:
May 23, 2020Item added: Maid Hat
  • Description:
May 20, 2020Honor updated: Two's Company
  • Description: Refer one friend to Torn to Refer one friend to Torn who goes on to reach level 10
May 20, 2020Honor updated: Three's a Crowd
  • Description: Refer two friends to Torn to Refer two friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10
May 20, 2020Honor updated: Social Butterfly
  • Description: Refer three friends to Torn to Refer three friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10
May 20, 2020Honor updated: Quartermaster
  • Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare
May 20, 2020Honor updated: Mod Boss
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare
May 19, 2020Honor added: Mod Boss
  • Description: Own at least 20 weapon mods
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Denmark
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Egypt
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: El Salvador
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Estonia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Finland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: France
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Germany
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Greece
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Guyana
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Hong Kong
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Hungary
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: India
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Indonesia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Iran
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Iraq
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Ireland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Israel
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Italy
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Japan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Latvia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Lebanon
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Lithuania
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Malaysia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Malta
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Mauritius
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Mexico
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Myanmar
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Netherlands
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: New Zealand
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Norway
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Pakistan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Philippines
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Poland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Portugal
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Russia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Saudi Arabia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Serbia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Singapore
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Slovakia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Slovenia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: South Africa
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: South Korea
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Spain
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Sweden
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Switzerland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Thailand
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Turkey
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: United Arab Emirates
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: United Kingdom
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Vietnam
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Wales
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Standard Bar
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Default
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: England
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Afghanistan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Albania
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Andorra
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Bahrain
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Barbados
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Belarus
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Cambodia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Chile
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Colombia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Confederate
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Cyprus
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Former USSR
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Ghana
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Greenland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Haiti
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Iceland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Jamaica
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Jolly Roger
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Kazakhstan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Kuwait
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Laos
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Morocco
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Nepal
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Nigeria
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Northern Ireland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Oman
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Palestine
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Peru
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Puerto Rico
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Qatar
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Gay Pride
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Romania
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Scotland
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Sri Lanka
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Taiwan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Tunisia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Ukraine
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: United Nations
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Cuba
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Uruguay
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Sierra Leone
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Cayman Islands
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Venezuela
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Algeria
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Bolivia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Botswana
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Costa Rica
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Dominican Republic
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Ethiopia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Fiji
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Honduras
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Jordan
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Kenya
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Libya
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Luxembourg
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Maldives
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Moldova
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Mongolia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Montenegro
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Namibia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: North Macedonia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Panama
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Somalia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Suriname
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Tanzania
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Uganda
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Zambia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Zimbabwe
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Philistine
  • Description: to In memory of our dear friend Philistine
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Biccy
  • Description: to In memory of our dear friend Biccy
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Canada
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: China
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Croatia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Czech
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: United States
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Argentina
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Australia
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Austria
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Bangladesh
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Belgium
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Brazil
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Brunei
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: Bulgaria
  • Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone
May 19, 2020Honor updated: 787thWarDog
  • Description: to In memory of our dear friend 787thWarDog
May 19, 2020Honor added: Philistine
  • Description:
May 19, 2020Honor added: Biccy
  • Description:
May 19, 2020Honor added: 787thWarDog
  • Description:
May 17, 2020Honor updated: Green, Green Grass
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Dutiful Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Honorable Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Candy Man
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: The Connection
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: King Pin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Supplier
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Silver Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Ruby Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Sapphire Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Emerald Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Gold Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Diamond Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Triple Platinum Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Trigger Man
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Hit Man
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Executioner
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Marauder
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pilferer
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Desperado
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Rustler
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pick-Pocket
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Vandal
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Kleptomaniac
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Clandestine
  • Description: Commit 1,200 Arson crimes to Commit 1,200 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Clandestine
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Anti Social
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Happy Slapper
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Scar Maker
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Going Postal
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Somebody Call 911
  • Name: Somebody call 911 to Somebody Call 911
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Somebody Call 911
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Bouncer
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Brick Wall
  • Name: Brick wall to Brick Wall
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Brick Wall
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Turtle
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Solid as a Rock
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Fortress
  • Rarity: to Extremely Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Close Escape
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Blind Judgement
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Overzealous
  • Rarity: to Extremely Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ego Smashing
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Underestimated
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Run Forrest Run
  • Name: Run Forest Run to Run Forrest Run
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Run Forrest Run
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Strike
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Barrage
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Skirmish
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Blitzkrieg
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Onslaught
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Boom Headshot
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pwned in the Face
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Lee Harvey Oswald
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pin Cushion
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Attention Seeker
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Hired Gun
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Bone Collector
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: The Fett
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Watchful
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Finders Keepers
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Eagle Eye
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Frequent Flyer
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Jetlagged
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Mile High Club
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Citizenship
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Devoted
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Diligent
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Valiant
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Patriotic
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Recruit
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Associate
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Picciotto
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Soldier
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Capo
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Contabile
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Consigliere
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Underboss
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Boss
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses
  • Rarity: to Extremely Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: One Year of Service
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Two Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Three Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Four Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Five Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Six Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Seven Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Eight Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Nine Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ten Years of Service
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Mogul
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Mogul
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Billionaire
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Billionaire
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Multibillionaire
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Multibillionaire
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Baron
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Baron
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Oligarch
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Oligarch
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Tycoon
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Tycoon
  • Rarity: to Extremely Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Sixty Five
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Seventy
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Seventy Five
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Eighty
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Eighty Five
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Ninety
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Ninety Five
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level One Hundred
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: N00b Hacker
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: 1337 Hacker
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Beginner Assassin
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Novice Assassin
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Competent Assassin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Elite Assassin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Deadly Assassin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone In 120 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Silver Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Ruby Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Sapphire Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Emerald Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gold Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Diamond Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Platinum Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Sneak Thief
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Prowler
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Safe Cracker
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Cat Burglar
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Drug Pusher
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Drug Runner
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Drug Dealer
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Drug Lord
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Apprentice
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Apprentice
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Entrepreneur
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Entrepreneur
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Executive
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Executive
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Millionaire
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Millionaire
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Multimillionaire
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Multimillionaire
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Capitalist
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Capitalist
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Plutocrat
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Plutocrat
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Aristocrat
  • Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Aristocrat
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Fake
  • Description: Commit 300 Arson crimes to Commit 300 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Fake
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Counterfeit
  • Description: Commit 600 Arson crimes to Commit 600 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Counterfeit
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pretender
  • Description: Commit 900 Arson crimes to Commit 900 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pretender
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Imposter
  • Description: Commit 1,500 Arson crimes to Commit 1,500 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Imposter
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pseudo
  • Description: Commit 2,000 Arson crimes to Commit 2,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pseudo
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds
  • Name: Gone In 45 Seconds to Gone in 45 Seconds
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds
  • Name: Gone In 30 Seconds to Gone in 30 Seconds
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds
  • Name: Gone In 15 Seconds to Gone in 15 Seconds
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Expert Buster
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master Buster
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Guru Buster
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Faithful Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Allegiant Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Silver Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Ruby Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Sapphire Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Gold Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Diamond Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Double Platinum Anniversary
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Imitation
  • Description: Commit 2,500 Arson crimes to Commit 2,500 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Imitation
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Simulated
  • Description: Commit 3,000 Arson crimes to Commit 3,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Simulated
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Hoax
  • Description: Commit 3,500 Arson crimes to Commit 3,500 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Hoax
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Faux
  • Description: Commit 4,000 Arson crimes to Commit 4,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Faux
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Booster
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Joyrider
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Super Booster
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master Carjacker
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Lethal Assassin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Fatal Assassin
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Poser
  • Description: Commit 5,000 Arson crimes to Commit 5,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Poser
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Deception
  • Description: Commit 6,000 Arson crimes to Commit 6,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Deception
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Phony
  • Description: Commit 7,000 Arson crimes to Commit 7,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Phony
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Parody
  • Description: Commit 8,000 Arson crimes to Commit 8,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Parody
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Travesty
  • Description: Commit 9,000 Arson crimes to Commit 9,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Travesty
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pyro
  • Description: Commit 10,000 Arson crimes to Commit 10,000 Fraud crimes
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Pyro
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Slim Jim
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Professional Booster
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master Joy Rider
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master Booster
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master Slim Jim
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Key Puncher
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Script Kid
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Geek Speak
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Techie
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Cyber Punk
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Programmer
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Thirty Five
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Forty
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Forty Five
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Fifty
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Fifty Five
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Sixty
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Beginner
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Inexperienced
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Rookie
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Novice
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Below Average
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Average
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Reasonable
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Above Average
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Competent
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Highly Competent
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Veteran
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Distinguished
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Highly Distinguished
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Professional
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Star
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Master
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Outstanding
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Celebrity
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Supreme
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Idolized
  • Name: Idolised to Idolized
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Idolized
  • Description: Reach the rank of "Idolised" to Reach the rank of "Idolized"
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Idolized
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Champion
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Heroic
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Legendary
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Elite
  • Rarity: to Very Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Invincible
  • Rarity: to Extremely Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Apprentice Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Committed Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Loyal Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Dedicated Faction Member
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Novice Buster
  • Rarity: to Uncommon
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Intermediate Buster
  • Rarity: to Limited
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Advanced Buster
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Professional Buster
  • Rarity: to Rare
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Five
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Ten
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Fifteen
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Twenty
  • Rarity: to Very Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Twenty Five
  • Rarity: to Common
May 17, 2020Medal updated: Level Thirty
  • Rarity: to Common
May 16, 2020Honor updated: Green, Green Grass
  • Rarity: Common to Uncommon
May 15, 2020Honor updated: Green, Green Grass
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
May 13, 2020Item updated: Pontiac Firebird
  • Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compenstate for weak cornering." to "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering."
May 13, 2020Honor updated: Historian
  • Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare
May 12, 2020Honor added: Historian
  • Description: Read a chronicle
May 12, 2020Honor updated: Twenty-One
  • Description: Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack to Achieve a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack
May 12, 2020Honor updated: Worker Bee
  • Rarity: Uncommon to Common
May 8, 2020Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades
  • Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited'
May 7, 2020Item updated: Bottle of Saké
  • Name: Bottle of SakĂ© to Bottle of Saké
May 6, 2020Honor updated: Worker Bee
  • Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Credit Card
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Lipstick
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: License
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Tampon
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Receipt
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Family Photo
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Lint
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
May 5, 2020Item updated: Handcuffs
  • Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'
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