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Torn Stats is a great place for you to analyze your stat growth as you progress over time. Chart your stat gains and see just how much you've changed. Compare yourself to other players in the same faction to see just how well you match up in an easy-to-view way.

Updates are constantly being rolled out. Pay attention to the forums to see what the latest and greatest features are!

December 11, 2018Item added: Toast Jesus '18
  • Description: This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?
December 11, 2018Item added: Cheesus '18
  • Description: Forget Edam and Eve. They are nacho saviours. They will not boursin for you. But this Jesus-shaped Cheeto will. For this man is the Son of Gouda, Cheesus Christ. Camembert witness to his glorious legacy. Halloumi brie thy name.
December 11, 2018Item added: Bottle of Christmas Spirit
  • Description: This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.
December 11, 2018Item added: Scammer in the Slammer '18
  • Description: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!
December 11, 2018Item added: Gronch Mask '18
  • Description: Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking children’s characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much he’ll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!

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