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Chart your stat gains and see just how much you've changed. Compare yourself to other
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| May 6, 2026 |
Honor updated: Fire Starter
Rarity: Limited to Rare
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| May 5, 2026 |
Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime
Description:
Old: For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.
"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq
New: For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.
"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq
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| April 30, 2026 |
Item updated: Glue
Description:
Old: A 50ml bottle of all-purpose glue. This solvent-based formula dries in ten seconds and can be used on all manner of surfaces and finishes. Paper to plastic, metal to wood, skin to moving vehicle, whatever you're trying to stick together, a quick dab of this stuff will see the job done.
New: A 50ml bottle of all-purpose glue. This solvent-based formula dries in an hour and can be used on all manner of surfaces and finishes. Paper to plastic, metal to wood, skin to moving vehicle, whatever you're trying to stick together, a quick dab of this stuff will see the job done.
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| April 27, 2026 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter
Rarity: Uncommon to Common
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| April 23, 2026 |
Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer
Rarity: Common to Very Common
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