Torn Stats is a great place for you to analyze your stat growth as you progress over time.
Chart your stat gains and see just how much you've changed. Compare yourself to other
players in the same faction to see just how well you match up in an easy-to-view way.
Updates are constantly being rolled out. Pay attention to the forums to see what the
latest and greatest features are!
| May 29, 2026 |
Medal updated: Expert Exploiter
Rarity: Uncommon to Common
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| May 27, 2026 |
Item updated: Insulin
Description:
Old: Insulin was discovered in 1921 by Banting and Best in Toronto, Canada, who sold the patent to the University of Toronto for one measly dollar as their gift to the world. Today, the United States bleeds uninsured diabetics dry with extortionate insulin prices, while Canada sells the same life-saving drug for a fraction of the cost. F**king socialists, eh? With Torn producing no insulin of its own, smugglers are left to meet local demand, importing large coolers of this life-saving drug to keep the city’s pharmacy stocked. And if some of these supplies end up being sold to fat Americans at an even fatter profit, that’s all the sweeter.
New: Insulin was discovered in 1921 by Banting and Best in Toronto, Canada, who sold the patent to the University of Toronto for one measly dollar as their gift to the world. Today, the United States bleeds uninsured diabetics dry with extortionate insulin prices, while Canada sells the same life-saving drug for a fraction of the cost. Fucking socialists, eh? With Torn producing no insulin of its own, smugglers are left to meet local demand, importing large coolers of this life-saving drug to keep the city’s pharmacy stocked. And if some of these supplies end up being sold to fat Americans at an even fatter profit, that’s all the sweeter.
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| May 27, 2026 |
Item updated: Gold Sneakers
Description:
Old: Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!
New: Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute shit as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!
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| May 27, 2026 |
Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache
Description:
Old: The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate.
New: The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big fucking weapons to put down big fucking people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate.
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| May 27, 2026 |
Item updated: Paperclips
Description:
Old: Do you have a job that requires precisely 501 paperclips? Then this tub of 500 paperclips is almost exactly what you need. Crafted from reasonable-quality metal, these paperclips are 99% guaranteed to fix any two pieces of paper or thin card together. Thick card? Probably not. Heavy-duty plastic wallets? Probably not. Sheet metal? Go f**k yourself. But card and paper, that's never a problem for these almost halfway decent metal fastener things.
New: Do you have a job that requires precisely 501 paperclips? Then this tub of 500 paperclips is almost exactly what you need. Crafted from reasonable-quality metal, these paperclips are 99% guaranteed to fix any two pieces of paper or thin card together. Thick card? Probably not. Heavy-duty plastic wallets? Probably not. Sheet metal? Go fuck yourself. But card and paper, that's never a problem for these almost halfway decent metal fastener things.
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